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Most STUPID questions people usually ask
in obvious situations...
1. At movies:
Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you
know?
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anaesthesia . Why don't you try again?
3. When i get woken up at midnight by a
call: sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You
thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool?
4. When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!
5. When someone call's on land-line n asks
where r u?
Me: M in market with telephone around
my neck...!!!
6.when i m washing my car
neighbour: hey are u washing it?
Me: No, i m just watering it so that it grows
into a big bus... :| :/ :o

My mind works like lightning. One
brilliant flash, and it's gone.

Keep staring….I may do a trick.

If you were a pill I'd overdose.

My favorite exercise is smiling

I don't need your attitude, I have my
own.

Fruity Snakes make me just peachy

Life – A Race Worth Running For!