Asad's Almaari Desires Decoded ( For Delena 90)

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Posted: 12 years ago
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This is to hereby declare that Asad Ahmed Khan is basically a wolf in sheep's clothing- a virile lion true to his name with wavy testosterone levels . All his three page dialogues on tameez, tehzeeb, and all that jazz are wastage of the dialogue writer's talent. His neeyat and nazar both are doloing on Zoe ever since he saw her for the first time. Inability to accept the fact that his hormones and his heart need her, Asad has been displaying a tripolar behaviour ( bipolar was hero and villain- tri is today's puppy dog addition . Who the beep says that the writers of this show are not talented, hmm?). Here's tracing Asad's neeyat, nazar and 'suffer' for Zoe from the start.

1. Asad's dil was all 'happy in my heart, dil dance maare' when he was told by Zoe that her Nikaah is not happening. Notice the change in his face. Mann ki aawaaz- " Yayy! The target is free and am all set."

2. Asad deliberately called Zoe 'incredibly foolish' in the second meeting , so that she answers him back, fights with him and he can take a good look at her lips, cheekbones and eyes. So, when fantasizing , it will be easier to remember her face.

3. In their third meeting when Zoe tells Asad - Main toh aapko Twitter pe bhi na follow karoon, Asad's ego and hormones, i mean , heart was badly hurt. He took it as a challenge ki ye bechaari issko zindagi bhar follow kartee rahegi.

4. All the wires and circuits of Asad's neeyat and nazar aligned with the forces of nature. The next we saw Zoe was sleeping in his bed, next to him and wrapping an arm around him. But tch, tch. He threw her out , saw her face and you remember his face - " O teri bhains ki poonch! Ye toh bed mein hi theek thi. Chance miss kar diyaa maine! "

5. What you saw in the fights that followed - the bathroom six-pack fiasco, the breakfast tu-tu-main-main, pinning Zoe to walls, cradling her in his arms with a khadoos face were Asad's 'frustrations'. Lollipop poore ghar mein ghoom rahee hai lekin Asad baby use khaa nahiin saktaa. Can you even imagine Asad's testosterone depressions? No, you can't. Use bashing ki nahiin, Zoe ki, i mean 'comfort' ki zaroorat hai.

6. Asad's levels of despogiri are shocking but he veils them in his Asadgiri, so you just don't come to know. When he had pinned Zoe to the bed under him while his little brother was hopping around the room, Asad's despogiri had made even Zoe forget where she was, that is when Asad had his Chance no.2 but Zoe bechaari woh physical tension seh na sakee. Testosterone and hormonal armaans hurt bigtime.

7. Did it never occur to you that why Asad keeps throwing Zoe out of his room? Use apne aap pe bharosa nahiin hai - gorgeous Zoe, crashing hormones and his classic buri nazar and neeyat could lead to complications in a few months. Upar se he knows Zoe is not going to say 'no' either. Bande ka confidence kamaal ka hai.

8. Asad's true character was out in the open the night he hugged Zoe thinking it was Ayaan. Reaction yaad hai? Abb bataao ussne kya feel kiyaa hogaa? That explains his knowledge of Zoe's size for those backless roshan-daans he keeps sending her in the name of blouses.

9.In Mangalpur, Asad slept on the floor and made Zoe sleep on the bed. Why not vice versa? Think , think, think.

10. During Bol Halke, its GREAT that Asad was under alcohol. Nahiin hotaa toh Zoe ki sari sacch mein nahiin rehti and all his attempts to kiss her would have equaled into one mauke-pe-chauke waala kiss. You have no idea but Zoe bachh gayee uss raat. Tabhi toh Asad ne gusse mein darwaaza todhaa tha next day.

11. Asad's ideal place to munh-kaala-karo is his bathroom or even Zoe's bathroom will do. That is why he is always following her in bathrooms. Bechaare ne hug karke seduce bhi kiyaa tha but this woman is so dumbbb... Zoe se zyada akal Zoe ke hormones ko hai.

TO BE CONTINUED...❤️
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Posted: 12 years ago
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How man? How the hell do you write so well? And yes, now I'm on Asad's side. 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Fizzi-

How man? How the hell do you write so well? And yes, now I'm on Asad's side. 😆


Thanks Fizz. Delena90 aka Pri wanted something funny , and this is all i could think of.😆... my writing is an illusion and extremely manipulative. Thanks, nevertheless.😳
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continue now!!!!!!!!!!!!
lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👏
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Originally posted by: cosmina

continue now!!!!!!!!!!!!
lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👏


Thanks. I shall continue it soon.😃
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Asad Miyan is a big Chupa Rustam. Your Post Cracked me up. OMG! just brilliant. 😆 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika



This is to hereby declare that Asad Ahmed Khan is basically a wolf in sheep's clothing- a virile lion true to his name with wavy testosterone levels . All his three page dialogues on tameez, tehzeeb, and all that jazz are wastage of the dialogue writer's talent. His neeyat and nazar both are doloing on Zoe ever since he saw her for the first time. Inability to accept the fact that his hormones and his heart need her, Asad has been displaying a tripolar behaviour ( bipolar was hero and villain- tri is today's puppy dog addition . Who the beep says that the writers of this show are not talented, hmm?). Here's tracing Asad's neeyat, nazar and 'suffer' for Zoe from the start.

1. Asad's dil was all 'happy in my heart, dil dance maare' when he was told by Zoe that her Nikaah is not happening. Notice the change in his face. Mann ki aawaaz- " Yayy! The target is free and am all set."

2. Asad deliberately called Zoe 'incredibly foolish' in the second meeting , so that she answers him back, fights with him and he can take a good look at her lips, cheekbones and eyes. So, when fantasizing , it will be easier to remember her face.

3. In their third meeting when Zoe tells Asad - Main toh aapko Twitter pe bhi na follow karoon, Asad's ego and hormones, i mean , heart was badly hurt. He took it as a challenge ki ye bechaari issko zindagi bhar follow kartee rahegi.

4. All the wires and circuits of Asad's neeyat and nazar aligned with the forces of nature. The next we saw Zoe was sleeping in his bed, next to him and wrapping an arm around him. But tch, tch. He threw her out , saw her face and you remember his face - " O teri bhains ki poonch! Ye toh bed mein hi theek thi. Chance miss kar diyaa maine! "

5. What you saw in the fights that followed - the bathroom six-pack fiasco, the breakfast tu-tu-main-main, pinning Zoe to walls, cradling her in his arms with a khadoos face were Asad's 'frustrations'. Lollipop poore ghar mein ghoom rahee hai lekin Asad baby use khaa nahiin saktaa. Can you even imagine Asad's testosterone depressions? No, you can't. Use bashing ki nahiin, Zoe ki, i mean 'comfort' ki zaroorat hai.

6. Asad's levels of despogiri are shocking but he veils them in his Asadgiri, so you just don't come to know. When he had pinned Zoe to the bed under him while his little brother was hopping around the room, Asad's despogiri had made even Zoe forget where she was, That is when Asad had his Chance no.2 but Zoe bechaari woh physical tension seh na sakee. Testosterone and hormonal armaans hurt bigtime.

7. Did it never occur to you that why Asad keeps throwing Zoe out of his room? Use apne aap pe bharosa nahiin hai - gorgeous Zoe, crashing hormones and his classic buri nazar and neeyat could lead to complications in a few months. Upar se he knows Zoe is not going to say 'no' either. Bande ka confidence kamaal ka hai.

8. Asad's true character was out in the open the night he hugged Zoe thinking it was Ayaan. Reaction yaad hai? Abb bataao ussne kya feel kiyaa hogaa? That explains his knowledge of Zoe's size for those backless roshan-daans he keeps sending her in the name of blouses.

9.In Mangalpur, Asad slept on the floor and made Zoe sleep on the bed. Why not vice versa? Think , think, think.

10. During Bol Halke, its GREAT that Asad was under alcohol. Nahiin hotaa toh Zoe ki sari sacch mein nahiin rehti and all his attempts to kiss her would have equaled into one mauke-pe-chauke waala kiss. You have no idea but Zoe bachh gayee uss raat. Tabhi toh Asad ne gusse mein darwaaza todhaa tha next day.

11. Asad's ideal place to munh-kaala-karo is his bathroom or even Zoe's bathroom will do. That is why he is always following her in bathrooms. Bechaare ne hug karke seduce bhi kiyaa tha but this woman is so dumbbb... Zoe se zyada akal Zoe ke hormones ko hai.

TO BE CONTINUED...❤️



OMG Vic I love you for this...thank you thank you thank you for posting it 🤗

and at point number 8 - 🤣

Omg I can't stop laughing. Asad miya defense ka floor ab aapka hai! 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Cup-Of-Chai

Asad Miyan is a big Chupa Rustam. Your Post Cracked me up. OMG! just brilliant. 😆 🤣


Thanks. But isn't it so obvious? Asad has both the hots and the heart for Zoe. Ek toh he cannot have his lollipop and on top of that we bash him. Cruel!🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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mallika ji aapne to chuaka maar diya is post me🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: delena90



OMG Vic I love you for this...thank you thank you thank you for posting it 🤗

and at point number 8 - 🤣

Omg I can't stop laughing. Asad miya defense ka floor ab aapka hai! 😆


Thanks Pri.🤗...Its all true - writer bhi naa nahiin bol saktaa.😆...abhi toh I haven't told what was at work when Asad danced with Zoe for the first time.🤣

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