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Originally posted by: eshaaax3.
LOLLL funny start to my morning! Loved it!
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Originally posted by: Aditi_sweetie
"Sorry Tannu, I'm afraid your glass eye might hurt us during coitus. Besides, you ain't no Zoya! She's the one I have eye sex with. Your eyes are weird. Are you squint?" Asad bent forward and examined her eyes closely.
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This was hilarious, excellent start to my Friday! I hope you do continue
- EVEN MORE GUTTER! -
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Asad walked in to the room after Zoya as she kept her bags in a corner. She heard the door shut and the latch tighten. She gulped.
"So, where were we? Miss. Zoya Faaroqui?" Asad asked her seductively.
"We were nowhere, harami!" Zoya shoved a pillow in his face.
"Harami? I'm your to-be-husband!!" Asad yelled back.
"Tu aur husband? Kaminey, thappad kisne maara tha mujhe?!" Zoya narrowed her eyes.
"Arre! Mera haq banta hai." Asad said folding his arms.
"Haww. Kutte kaminey!" Zoya threw another pillow at him.
Asad dodged it successfully and came to her, locking his arms around her waist and pulling her closer with a smirk. Zoya tried to act as if it didn't affect her but failed miserably.
"Now can we get started?" Asad said with a wink.
"You were serious?" Zoya looked at him stunned.
"No kidding man! Every night I used to get these dreams with you doing wild things to me. And now that I have you, I'm gonna make you do everything that I've dreamt of." Asad said picking her up in his arms.
"Harami, put me down this instant!" Zoya kicked him.
"As you say." Asad put her down on his bed and lowered himself on her. Not giving her a chance to think or react, he placed his lips on hers.
Zoya had no reason to not respond. She had dreamt of this man and his fabulous body for months now, Damn her mentality! She thought and continued to kiss him.
Asad pulled out and got up, leaving Zoya wanting for more. She looked at him weirdly.
"Have you forgotten? I still have OCD. Can't let you rip off my clothes and create a mess now, can I?" He winked and moved off to peel his shirt.
Zoya looked at him incredulously and waited for him to get back to her on the bed. Just as he buttoned down his shirt and was about to bend over her, Tanveer knocked on his door.
"Tannu!"Asad said, blocking her way from letting her come in.
"Jammy, here's your jam and toast." She handed him the plate and tried to wriggle her way inside but Asad stopped her. Tanveer's throat dried looking at Asad's 6 packs. The cat in her was coming alive. She looked the wall clock and saw that it was midnight. She would now transform in to a cat!
Suddenly she pushed Asad inside the room and coming inside, she shut the door loudly.
"BUM-CHIKA-BOW-WOW!" She yelled, stripping off her dupatta, again!
Zoya stared at her agape and so did Asad, who was now on the floor.
Zoya looked at her with anger. 'You do not take my man, you billi!' Zoya thought and got up from the bed.
"Tannu?" Asad looked at her with his mouth open as Zoya smacked him on his chest.
"OWWW!" He yelped in pain.
"Baby, I think we should just do it now! I think I'm gonna go crazy if you don't get inside me right now." Zoya said proudly.
sad looked at her with large eyes and then at Tannu. She was hot too. But he couldn't have both! Zoya it is then.
"Oh you have no idea how badly I wanna be inside you right now." Asad said with a groan and pulled her to him, kissing her fiercely.
Tanveer banged her foot as she felt the changes occur in her and left while Asad pulled Zoya up. She hooked her legs at his waist and waited for them to hit the bed, when suddenly.
'Meeeooowww! Meeeooowww!'
Was that a cat? Zoya's sub conscious mind registered. It sounded human. Asad put her down on the bed and tucked out her shirt from her pant.
'Meeeooowww!' Now the voice seemed angrier. What the hell was that?! Zoya pulled out of the kiss as Asad buried his head in her neck, kissing her ardently. She looked at the window and saw Tanveer sitting on the window ledge, wearing a cat costume. She had whiskers and cat ears too!
"Get the f**k outta here, Billo Rani! I'm having sex with my fianc!" Zoya yelled and Asad? Well, he didn't really care.
'Meeeoowww! Maw Maw!' Billo Rani got on her fours and started scratching her ear with her leg, muttering cat language bad words to them. She sprinted off, hearing Billo Raja looking for her. Time for mating baby! She said in her mind and ran off.
"f**k. I want you NOW!" Asad murmured and Zoya's head fell back on the bed. Thank God Billo Rani was gone!
"Damn. Protection." Zoya said out of breath.
"Screw protection." Asad said and got her and himself naked.
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Outside the door, Billo Rani sat with her paws on the ground, hearing their moans and groans. She had to have this man, HE SOUNDED WILD IN BED!
'Billo Rani Background music plays'
"Haddd! Huddd!" Tamatar came with a broom and tried to shoo Billo Rani away. Billo Rani was adamant, she had to stay there and hear them do it. But the second Tamatar's jhaadu hit her head, she ran out of the window, crying in her cat voice.
'Mawww, maw maw!'
Looked like Billo Rani's happy days were over now. Damn that Zoya! Imran!! My Billo Raja! Where are you? She ran off in his search again.
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"Harder." Zoya moaned.
"Urgghhh!"Asad groaned, trying to accommodate her as much as possible.
"f**k!" Zoya yelled and so did Asad. They had finally reached their safe heaven as Asad collapsed over her.
"That was.." Zoya started.
"INCREDIBLE!" Asad completed her sentence.
"I'm glad this happened." Zoya said.
"Me too. But poor fans, they won't get to see this." Asad said with a pout.
"I know man! But hey, when you blur in to the night and the next morning arrives, it's obvious we had sex!" Zoya said.
"But this is a family show baby! People watch it for Razia daayan and Ayaan jhipra! If we have sex, we'll lose TRP!" AAsad said stroking her hair.
"Hmmm..fair enough. As long as we don't miss out on the sex." Zoya winked and kissed Asad, gearing up for round two.
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BAD. BAD. BAD. Sorry, this sucked.
