~| Mr Khan Darr Gaye! |~ Fun AsYa+AyMa OS

Disclaimer : GUTTER OS. That even super one. Random. No Logic. Just meant for Laughing purpose.

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In Najma's Room

'Bhaaiii-jaaannn!!! Zoooyaaa!!!! Ammmiii' Najma wailed. 'Mujhe baaachaaaooo!!!'

Ayaan and Asad came running!

Asad : *highly panicked hugs his sister* 'Tamater! Tamater Tamter!! Kyaa huyaa??! Are you being Fine?!'

Najma : *in trembling voice hugging her brother back* 'Bhaijan'SNAAAKEEE!!'

Ayaan : *scared as if he has seen a ghost* 'Bhaijaann!! Najmaaa!! Baaddii Ammiii!! Moonaaa!! Saaannnkkeee!!!'

Ayaan : *running to Bhaijaan* 'Bhaijaan!! Saanaaakeee!'

Asad : *in a trembling voice* ' N-N-Najma!! Aa'ayyaan! Ghabhrana bandh karoo tum dono Khuda ke liye Please!! Ayaan! Chup karoo! Kuch nahi hai wahan! Maa-Maain Wahan'Waahan'Main maali ko'Maalllii???!! Ammmiii!!!'

Zoya : *excited* 'Whaatt??! Where?! Snaakees??! I Soo Soo Soo LOVE Snakes!!'

Asad : *angrily* 'Mii-ss Faarroooqqii!!! Enough!!'

Zoya : *ecstatic* 'Miyaa!! What is wrong with you MEN?! Laalat hai aisi mardangi par jo ek 'NON-VOLATILE se looking cute se snake se daar gaye!! Aisi mardangi se toh Gay hona better tha!'

Asad : *pinches the bridge of this nose* 'Mis's Faa-roo-qqiii!! Itss NOT an ANIMAL it's a REPTILE. Don't Fool Around with it.'

Ayaan : *pouts and protests* 'BHAAAIIJAAANNN!!! Bhaabiee nee apko GAY bulaya!'

*Najma and Zoya giggle and exchange Hii-Fiis*

Asad : *presses his brow* 'Nahii Ayaan! Hum dono ko use bhi kuch battar bulaya!'

Ayaan : *confused* 'Really? Woh bhi kuch hota hai kya?! Explain please!'

Asad : *angrily extends out his Mukka* 'Ayaan! CHUPPP!!'

*Zoya goes near the snake*

Asad : *in panic* 'Zoyaa-Zoyya, Kyaa kar rahi hoo??! Don't go near it, please! It might bite you! ZOO-Yaa!'

Najma : *in stress* 'Bhaijan sahi keh rahe hai Zoya, please don't go near it! '

Ayaan : *teasingly* 'Moonaaa'Ohh Myyy Daarrrlingg! Don't goo near itt!!'

*Asad pulls Ayaan's ears*

Zoya : *in mockery* 'Jab ghar mein aise Mahapurush hai then Females ko hi Purush banna padta hai! Koi baat nahi Tamater, you van call me Bhai jan from naaoo! Ayaan you may follow the suit!'

*Najma and Ayaan giggle while Asad gives his Brow another press*

Asad : *in anger* 'Zoya SHUT UP!! And Just don't go near it!'

Zoya : *teasingly* 'Truth is Harsh! Asad Ahmed Khan! The Asad Ahmed Khan iss non volatile se looking Snake se Darr gaye!! Ha Ha Ha!'

*Zoya goes near it, the snake wriggles*

Zoya : *Scared* 'Ohh Ohh Ohh! Ohh my my my Miyaa its movvinggg!!! Asaaaddd!! Saavee Asaadd it will eat me upp!!'

*Asad engulfs Zoya in his arms > she hugs him tight > Eye sex > Mitwaa in the bg > Children naughtily grin*

*Junior Maali comes in > Mitwaa ends > Zoya still in Asad's arms > Maali Boy is shocked to see all the 4 heel scared > Runs to his pet > Picks him up > Twirls him around his neck > prepares to leave giving them a glare *

Asad : *in trembling voice* 'Yea-Iss-Yea-Yea-Issey mujhse-isse door rakhoo!'

Boy : *in a sad voice* 'Sahaab yea nahi kaata!'

Asad : *angrily* 'Kuch ho jata toh?!'

Boy : *sadly* 'Haan mera Sheeroo kisiko bhi nahi kaata! App mein se kisiko bhi nahi! '

Asad : * angrily* 'Aise yakeen ke saath kaise keh sakte ho?!'

Boy : *sadly* 'Yea PLASTIC ka jo hai!'

*Snake Rocked Everyone else Shocked*

Boy : *sadly* 'Main bahar khel raha tha, Bhabi Bhaiyaa aur Didi ne mujhe isse udhar pe dene ko kaha! Mujhe kya pata tha appko darane ke liye tha! '

*the boy leaves, everyone else is stunned*

After a while.

Najma : *in shining eyes* 'Bhaabiee!'

Zoya : *in her dimples* 'Raabberrtt!'

Ayaan : *wearing his Aviators* 'Bhaijaan!'

Asad : *fuming* 'KYA HAI?'

Zoya : *winking* 'Jo Mangalpur ke pehelwaano se nahi huya!'

Ayaan : *grinning ear to ear* 'Jo Firoz aur usske Musshtandoo ne nahi kar paya!'

Najma : *giving her 32 wali smile* 'Jo aaj tak kisi ne nahi kar paya!'

*3 in union*

'Woh ek Plastic ke saap ne kar dikhaya! The Asad Ahmed Khan Eek Plastic Ke Saap se Darr gayee!'

*all the three start laughing rolling on the ground in victory grin > Asad Face Palm*

Asad : *red with anger* 'W'Haaatt! Whh-aatt'RUUU-BBIISSHH!!'

Ayaan : 'Bhaijaan??!! Woh Dekhoo --Saapp!!!'

Asad : *panicking* 'Zoyaa-Zoyaa! Whatt where??!! Zoyaa Save me!!'

*All of the roll on the ground in ecstatic laughter!*

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