Warning : This post is only for humor. It represents not even my own views.
It has nothing to do with reality.
After dinner and after my wife's appointment With "BHABO" was over, we were
discussing PKDH.
Me : The show consists of confusion and MU.
Wife : How ?
Me : Somewhere I watch, HarTika are separated for twenty years. Somewhere I
watch, Preeti's Abortion is the cause, which is fifteen years old.
Wife : Will you have to watch the show with a calendar ?
Me : No. Next this POA thing. If Nanaji is not happy with the Execution, why not
revoking it? Is POA transferable ? Out of the blue, Harish is diagnosed with
tumor ?
Wife : We, the serial lovers are not concerned with your Legal or Medical
technicalities.
Me : Ok. But things are being difficult for Avantika. Like a "Sanskari Bahu" she has
now to nurse Harish to snatch him from the Jaws of death.
Wife : We are used to it. We've done it ealier also. Didn't Behula did it for
Lakhindar ? Didn't Savitri did it for Satyavan ? When you watch a show,
watch with your heart and not with your brain.
Me : (To myself ' if you have any). My daughter noticed it.
Daughter : Dad, Mom is formally more qualified in Philosophy than you.
Me : Looks like she had left it behind at the University.
Wife : Nowadays, you are criticizing much.
Me : I have been infected with FTD.
Wife : FTD ? What is that ?
Me : FTD - Forumically Transmitted Disease. I've caught it in PKDH forum, where
everybody criticizes everybody.
Wife : I see.
Me : You don't have to bother. You have your TRP-Auntie. ( actually TRP-Auntie is
my AIL ' Auntie ' in ' Law. My wife's Auntie ).
Wife : Don't talk like monkey.
Daughter : Yes Mom, Dad told that we descended from Monkey.
Wife : That's your Dad's side. Your Mom's side descended straight from God.
Me : You're probably right. Even the CV's think me so.
Realization : I am a hybrid of LSV and LSH and infected with FTD.
P.S. : The only facts in this story is:
1. We are full family PKDH lover.
2. We have our only daughter.
3. My wife did her Masters in Philosophy.