Here goes:
Plus points:
1. Drop dead gorgeous looks! 😍
2. Will work as bodyguard without payment- round the clock.
3. Medical aids- Free! Free! Free! 😆
4. Will probably listen to your most whims.
5. You wouldn't have to learn cooking to impress him. 😉
6. Can even deliver a wisecrack or two, depending on his mood (did I hear someone say 'Demo'?)
On the flipside :
1. Perennial dukhi aatma-or should I say dukhiyari bahu. Is also unwilling to kiss anywhere except the forehead and hand😆
2. Won't buy you gifts or take you out for proper date(s)
3. Has a looong line of girlfriends (kya karen oh ladies woh hai aadat se majbur)
4. Rarely,if ever,does he change his clothes. (Ew,the stink)
5. Beware of ever lying to him,or pretending. When he finds out, he might even kidnap you from your room! 😲
6. Bad environmental awareness- has a sad habit of deafening wildlife and deforestation when upset or angry🤣
So girls there it is. What do you think? Please do not be offended, this post is just for fun.
Yours,
A very bored ALS 😛