my jokes,shayri,sms's,quotes,poems - Page 16

Originally posted by: arunsunita_gm

TODAYS JOKE

my joke :

if hollywood movies were made in PUNJAB wood

-jurasic park = dinasour da raula

-spiderman =jaale sarrdar de

-superman=udd da jatt

-termintor =lohe da jatt

-charlies angels=jattiyaaan kamal kardiyan

-babys day out=sardar da kaka, paave syappa

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todays shayaris

Unki Yaado Ko Humne Sufiyana Rakha,
Apne DiL Me Unka Aashiyana Rakha,
Jitni Bar Humne Unse Milne Ki Koshish Ki,
Usne Har Baar Ek Naya Bahana Rakha.

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Teri Aarzu Mera Khwab Hai,
Jiska Raasta Bahut Kharab Hai,
Mere Zakhm Ka Andaza Na Laga,
Is Dil Ka Har Ek Panna Dard Ki Kitaab Hai.

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Yaado me apke tanha baithe hai,
Apke bina labo ki hansi gawa baithe hai,
Apki dunia me andhera na ho,
Isliye khud ka Dil jala baithe hai.

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Apne Pyar Ke Liye Aur Tadpa Mujhe,
Nahi Chahte Ki Tu Ab Mana Mujhe,
Bas Itni Guzrish Hai Tujhse Janam,
Meri Aakhiri Saans Tak Sata Mujhe.

Mai Alfaz Hu Teri Har Baat Smajta Hu,
Mai Ehsas Hu Tere Jazbat Samjta Hu,
Kab Pucha Kyu Door Ho Mujse,
Mai DiL Rkhta Hu Tere Halaat Samjta Hu.

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Kaha Se Lau HUNAR Use Manane Ka,
Koi JAWAB Nahi Tha Uske Rooth Jane Ka,
Mohabbt Me SAZA Muje Hi Milni Thi Kyuki,
Jurm Maine Kiya Unse DIL Lagane Ka.

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Diwana Hu Tera Inkar Nahi,
Kaise Kah Du Ki Mujhe Tunse Pyar Nahi,
Kuch Shararat To Teri Nazro Me Bhi Thi,
Mai Akela Hi Iska Guneh Gar Nahi.

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Mera Apna DiL Ab Mere Paas N Raha,
Pyar Mera Tere Liye Khaas N Raha,
Badi Taqlif Hoti Hai Ye Soch Ke,
Ki Tujhe Mere Dard Ka Ehsaas Na Raha.

Yeh Ishq Hi Hai Shayad Kai Haste Haste Ankhoun Se,
Ansu Chalak Se Jate Hain, Jitna Tumhai Bhulate Hain,

Tum Or Yaad Aate Ho, Tum Or Hamein Satate Ho,
Mera Dil Kai Khamosh Samandar Ko Tum Bekarar Kar Jate Ho,

Dor Kharay Jese Mere Ghamoun Pe Muskurate Ho,
Nazar Se Ghayab Ho Lekin As Pas Nazar Bhi Aate Ho.

Khwaabo'n ke tuut jaane ka darr de gaya mujhe,
Ek shakhs jaagne ka hunar de gaya mujhe !!

Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay
Main Nay Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bohot Hay
Aansoo Mere Thum Jayein To Phir Shoq Say Jana
Aisay Main Kahan Jao Gi Bersaath Bohot Hay
Wo Keh Nay Lagi Jana Mera Bohot Zarori Hay
Nahi Chahti Dil Toron Tera Per Majboree Hay
Agar Ho Koi Khata To Maaf Ker Dena
Main Nay Kaha Hojao Chup Itni Kahi Baat Bohot Hay
Samajh Gaya Hon Sab Aur Kuch Kaho Zarori Nahi
Bas Aaj Ki Raat Ruk Jao, Jana Itna Bhi Zarori Nahi Hay
Phir Kabhi Na Aaonga Tumhari Zindagi Mein Lot Ke
SARI ZINDAGI TANHAYEE KE LIYE AAJ KI RAAT BOHOT HAY

Gamon Ko Mujhse Ek Chahat Si Ho Gayi Hai,
Main Udaas Nahi, Udaas Rehne Ki Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai,

Ye Kaisa Wakt Aaya Hai Ke Subah Bhi So Gayi Hai,
Kudrat Se Shayad Roshni Hi Kho Gayi Hai,

Jane Kyon Wo Mujhse Ajnabi Sa Ho Gaya Hai,
Lagta Hai Aisa Ke Phoolon Se Khushbu Hi Kho Gayi Hai,

Ye Kaisi Hawa Mere Jism Ko Chhu Gayi Hai,
Ukhdi Ukhdi Saans Bhi Be-Rubt Ho Gayi Hai,

Kyon Zindagi Ki Raat Itni Taweel Ho Gayi Hai,
Mujhse Shayad Dosti Ki Bhool Ho Gayi Hai,

Ab To Duniya Bahut Khush Ho Gayi Hai,
Saans To Chal Rahi Hai Lekin Rooh Saath Chhod Gayi Hai

Do you often wonder if sum1 is thinking of u? do u often wonder if sum1 out there

misses u? do u often wonder if sum1 loves u? well, stop wondering coz i do!

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even if oVe is full of thorns, embrace it. For in between those thorns there is a rose that's worth all the pain

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everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong; everytime i see your smile i fall in love all over again

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How about giving your heart to some1 who would love to make you happy, who would love to be loved by you… so how would you feel if i give my heart to you?

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remember dat der will always be S o m e o n e who remembers u everyday w/ or w/out messages!"' M e !

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D gauge of hw u trly trsure sm1 is not how hapi u r w/dem Bt hw sad u r wn u lose dem. But pls dnt try 2 find out how sad il b w/o u coz surely i wont last!!

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Wat if u luv d wrong persn? r u gona give up or hold on? mayB u nid 2 do nuthin-juz continue loving..hu knows? mayB dat luv myt b enuf 2 make dat persn d ryt 1

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Everything in life is temporary, because everything changes. That's why it takes great courage to love someone knowing it might end anytime.

*~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ When life is a mess, when my heart has been crushed, when I€™m wearing a frown, when I breakdown and cry, when I€™m blue, can I comfort myself by saying, I have you?

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Don't rush into falling in love, for love never runs out. Even if they mock you because you are single, just tell them this: "God is just busy writing the best love story that will swipe me off my feet!"

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When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for each other.

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They say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn't a waste. So when things go terribly wrong, and u feel like giving up, please remember u still got me.

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I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.

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When the time comes I can't smile anymore, don't worry about me, I know what to do. I'll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.

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If I could choose a dream for you, it would be the kind of dream you deserve. A dream that someday, you'll find that special person who will make your life complete

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All I ever hear is what you whisper in her ear. All you ever say is how much you want her near. All I ever see is the things she makes you do, but all I ever wanted was for you to love me too

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What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it You.

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I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u.

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Darling, if you are the second best girl for me, then who is the best? The answer is nobody, because you will always be the best girl for me.

my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my hands r made 2 hold u …..evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!

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sum ppl luv w/o rly wshn 2b 2gdr.'sum ppl leav nt rly wilng 2 let go.'i luv nt 2b luvd bak.'i leav nt coz il b folowd.'i luv cz i luv,'i leav cz i hv 2 let go.

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sumtyms loving cud be so painful, but its amazing 2 know that no matter how hard it is, loving someone is still the simplest reason why ul find yourself smiling

*~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ *~ TherS aLways a reaSon'why we hav 2 muv on'2 say gUdbye'2 d fiLingS'we wantd2 stay 4eveR.'4 LuV has 2 set'its own winGs fRee'2 finD d ryt place'where it shud be

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i heard sm1 say'dt f wshes'dnt cUm trU"d sky wud CRY.."1nyt, 'i t0t of wshn up0n dem'i wsH dt'he wUd jz b'myn agn'bt jZ b4 i'cLosd d'wnd0w 2sLip"'it rained..

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dost mere alavidaa ai pyaar mere alavidaa

dostee aur Pyaar ke etabaar mere alavidaa

naa pareshaa^ phir kare^ge kah ke dil kaa haal ham

ab na hogaa Pyaar kaa izahaar mere alavidaa

aakhiree shab hai mile^ge ab na ye do dil kabhee

kyaa karoo^ ai ishq ke khumaar mere alavidaa

ab samandar ke hawaale kar chuke kishtee ko ham

kuchh nahee^ hai aaj akhtiaar mere alavidaa

zindagee ke aakhiree is moD par haafiz khudaa

khalish kaa ai dost baar baar mere alavidaa

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mohabbat kee raaho^ me^ ham Dagamagaaye

kabhee in me^ roye kabhee musakaraaye

manzar wo dekhe hai in raasto^ me^

samajh kar bhee in ko samajh ham na paaye

kuchh gam nahee^ gar na manzil milee hai

yaade^ safar kee hai^ dil me^ basaaye

ye kyaa kam hai wo bhee kabhee the hamaare

rahe^ khush wo go ab hai^ ham se paraaye

asal me^ khataa thee hamaaree hee un se

rahe ham mohabbat ko apanee chhupaaye

khafaa wo na ho jaaye^ is Dar ke maare

unhee^ se rahe ham khud ko churaaye

guzare dino^ ko khalish bhool jaao

jo beete hai^ wo din bulaaye na aaye.

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ham se na kabhee kahnaa ki chhoD ke jaaoge

jaaoge to ye jaano dil toD ke jaaoge

ham baat pe jaane kee ye jaan luTaa de^ge

dekhe^ge na wo din jab mu^h moD ke jaaoge

in pyaar kee raaho^ me^ khaaoge bahut dhokhaa

naataa jo paraayo^ se tum joD ke jaaoge

dil kaise churaaoge nazaro^ se khalish apanee

maanaa ki sharaafat ko tum oDh ke jaaoge.

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ek baar to bhoole se mahafil me^ meree aao

yaa phir na kabhee kahnaa ham sirf tumhaare he^

aate to wo hai^ milane par sirf khwaabo^ me^

kahte hai^ magar phir bhee ham jaan se pyaare hai^

paigaam hamaaraa ye pahu^chaa de koee un tak

jeete hai^ jahaa^ me^ ham bas un ke sahaare hai^

basate hai^ bahut yoo^ to duniyaa-e-mohabbat me^

maharoom hai aashiq se kuchh ham se bechaare hain.

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ye zulf na rah jaaye bin un ke sanwaare hee

bahate na rahe^ har dam do aankh ke dhaare hee

nafarat hai agar ham se kyo^ pyaar jataate hai^

milanaa hee naheen hai to kyo^ paas bulaate hai^

koee shaam bhee hogee jab tum bhool se aaoge

ye soch ummeedo^ ke ham khwaab sajaate hai^

ek baar to aa jaao dikhalaa do hame^ soorat

tasaweer tanhaaee me^ kaagaz pe banaate hai^

bandish to nahee^ un par ulafat me^ lagaaee hai

kyo^ jhooThee mohabbat kaa ahasaas dilaate hai^

ham tarq-e-mohabbat kee bhee sazaa ko sah le^ge

ham ko lab seene ke andaaz bhee aate hai^

haragiz na kabhee waapas tum lauT ke aaoge

mushkil se bahut dil se ye khyaal haTaate hai^

aa jaao khalish ab to ek umr hee guzaree hai

mazaboot bahut kar ke dil ko samajhaate hai^.

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Life is to short to wake up in the morning wth regrets so love the people who treat yu right and forget abut the ones who don't .

And believe tht everything happens for a reason …..

If yu got a chance take it

If is changes yur life let it .

Nobody said tht it would be easy ….. thy just promised it would be worth it . J

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Ones first love is always perfect until ones second love . J

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Its really painful to say goodbye to someone that yu don't want to let go but its even more painful to ask someone to stay if they never wanted to say . J

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Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad bt its everything in btw tht makes it all worth living . J

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Finish each day and be done wth it.yu hav done wht yu could. Some bunders and absurdities hav crept it . forget thm as soon as yu can tomorrow is a new day . yu shall begin it serenely and wth too high a spirit to be encumbered wth yur old nonsense . J

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Don't let someone become a priority in yur life , whn yu r just on option in their life…..

Relationships work best whn they are balanced . J

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Whn life offers yu a dream so far beyond any of yur expectations its not reasonable to grieve whn it comes to an end . J

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Nothing last forever

so live it up

drink it down

laugh it off

avoid the bullshit

take chances

and never hav regrets

becoz at one pt everything yu did was exactly wht yu wantd. J

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