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Darksoul04

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Posted: 13 years ago

#21

Ye to hadd ho gayi :-
On the set of KBC...
A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses
his girlfriend to ask the answer.
Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds
to answer and your time starts now!
Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.
Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka?
Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!!
By ( we broke up! There was no understanding between me n my books)

Edited by Darksoul04 - 13 years ago

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--faroo--

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Posted: 13 years ago

#22

wow man thanks for sharing this awesome things wow yaar bill gates kai sath q mai maza aya

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

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Posted: 13 years ago

#23

3 most difficult things to do in the world.
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1. You cant count your hair.
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2. You cant wash your eyes with soap.
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3. You cant breathe when your tongue is out..
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Now please put your tongue back inside, And like the status.
By (we broke up! Yaar there was no understanding between me n my books)

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

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Posted: 13 years ago

#24

1 MBA Student , 1 CA and 1
Engineer Kashti Me ja rahe the. 1 Jinnn aaya aur bola
"Samundar Me Koi Cheez phenko
agr Maine dhoond Li toh mein
tumhe mar doonga
... aur nhi dhoond paya toh mein
tmhara ghulam", "MBA"Ne Needle phenki,JIN Ne
dhoond li aur usey maar dia, "CA"Student ne Memory Card
phenka,JIN ne dhoond lia aur
Useyv mar dia, "ENGEENEER "student Ne Disprine
phenki,
Wo pani mein ghul gyi..
Studnt bola:- Chal Beta ghar chal,
bahut assignment Pade hai...
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Moral:- don't play with ENGINEERS. ...
By (we broke up! Yaar there was no understanding between me n my books)

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

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Posted: 13 years ago

#25

To the old times (when we were innocent and young)

When the most popular games were "chuppan-chupai", "pakdam-pakdai", "oonch-neech", "barf-paani",

When the best delights were "orange goli", "popcorn", "Guru-Chela", "raaja ka khajaana", "kismibar",

When we were not allowed to watch late night movies ,but we managed it somehow,

When decision were made by "akkad bakkad bambey bow"

When while playing cricket, rule were "ghar me jana out, aur jo marega wahi lekar aayega"

When the best defesive dialogues were "jo kehta hai wahi hota hai" & "same to you, back to you"

Childish but awesome! :) \m/

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--faroo--

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Posted: 13 years ago

#26

wow ur rite no one can brng old memories back

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

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Posted: 13 years ago

#27

Student Ki Notebook K
Last Page Per Kya Milega ? ?

1. Love %age Check Karne Wali
Game.
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2. Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Kiye
Nikali Gayi Ink.
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3. Silent Class Mein Bat Karne K
Liye Likhi Gai Batain.
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4. Exams K Liye Importants.
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5. Tik tak toe Game
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6. Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka Naam
Aur Us Par Pen Se Itna Ghisna K Usay
Koi Na Parh Sake
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7. Favort Song.
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8. Free time me nikala hua Drawing (espcly kisi teacher ka Cartoon :P )
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9. Fate hue pages jis se Aeroplanes banye hoge :P

By we broke up yaar! There was no understanding between me n my books

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

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Posted: 13 years ago

#28

Brilliant answers by a student who got 0%

Q.In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A.His last battle!

Q.How do u stop acid indigestion?
A.Stop drinking acid!

Q.Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A.At the bottom of the page!

Q.What's the main reason for divorce?
A.Marriage!

Q Ganga flows in which state?
A.Liquid state!

Q.When was Mahatma ghandi born?
A.On his birthday. . . . .;-D

By we broke up yaar there was no understanding between me n my books

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

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Posted: 13 years ago

#29

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?'

Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...

Police: Naam Bol
... ... ...
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga

Police: Naam bol

Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"

Police: (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!" :

By we broke up yaar there was no understanding between me n my books

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

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Posted: 13 years ago

#30

Three buddies die in a car crash,

they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked,

When youre in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you,

what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says,

Id like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.

The second guy says,

Id like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.

The last guy replies,

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Id like to hear them say, LOOK, HES MOVING!! ;)

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