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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#11

when you lift the phone u say HELLO...
do you know what is the real meaning of HELLO...???
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it is the name of a girl...!!!
yes...!!n do you know who that girl is...??

MARGRET HELLO...
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she was Grahmbell's girlfrnd...
who invented telephone...

one can forget Grahmbell's name... but not his girlfriend's...!!

cute love...!! :)By (we broke up yaar!!! There r no understanding between me n my books)

Edited by Darksoul04 - 13 years ago

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: zoozoo123
Even Im preparing 4 IAS...hpe aise q pooche...😆...

Best of luck for IAS exam 👍🏼

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#13

Death came to a guy and
said:
"My friend today is your
day"
Guy:"But i'm not ready!".
Death said:"Well your name
is the next on my list...".
Guy:"Okay why don't you
take a
seat and I will get you
something
to eat before we go?"
Death:"All right.. ".
The guy gave death some
food
with sleeping pills in it,
death
finished eating and fell into a
deep sleep.
The guy took the list &
removed his name from
top of the list and put into
the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he
said to
the guy:"Because you have
been so very nice to me, I
will start from the BOTTOM
of the list.." !!!
Moral: What ever is written
in your destiny ... Will
never change,no matter
how much u try to change.By ( we broke up yaar!!! There r no understanding between me n my books)

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#14

Son: Father, do you believe in ghosts ?

Father: No son. There are no ghosts :)

Son: But our maid told me that there are ghost ...

Father: Son, pack up your things! we have no maid in our house ! :|By( we broke up yaar their r no understanding between me n my books)

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vivian_angel

@vivian_angel

Beginner

Posted: 13 years ago

#15

hey nyc thread dear...i enjoyed reading

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#16

Isko Dhyan Se Dekho..
'' ('.')
<) . (>
_/''/_
... ... ,
,
,
,
,
,
Fir Se Dekho
'' ('.')
') . ('
_/''/_
,
,
kuch Farq Dikha..?
,
,
,
,
HAATH kaat Diye Is Ke..!
LIKE Nahi karta tha..
,
,
("Baki Samajhdaar ho, Ishara kafi hai") :P

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#17

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband

Lady : I lost my Husband

Inspector : What is his height..??

Lady : I never noticed

Inspector : Slim or healthy..??

Lady : Not slim can be healthy

Inspector : Color of eyes..??

Lady : Never noticed

Inspector : Color of hair..??

Lady : Changes according to season

Inspector : What was he wearing..??

Lady : suit/casuals I dont remember exactly

Inspector : Was somebody with him??

Lady : Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 26 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail isslightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together&the lady started crying :'(

Inspector : Lets search for the dog firstBy (we broke up! yaar There was no understand between me n my books)

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#18

Today's Corporate World ;)

Two guys were walking through a jungle,

They saw a hungry tiger,
...
One of the guy tightened his shoelace,

The other asked: Do u really think u can run faster than the tiger?

He replied: "I don't have to run faster than the tiger,

I just have to run faster than you"
By (we broke up! Yaar there was no understanding between me n my books)

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sweety_crazed

@sweety_crazed

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#19

omg!!..u cracked me...n still🤣...

nice try dear...keep doing!!!

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Darksoul04

@Darksoul04

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#20

SWEET SCHOOL MEMORIES:

- Polishing White Shoes With Chalk

- Hoping that PT Days Aren't Holidays

- Checking If Teacher Comes With Answer Sheets After Exam

- Dreaming About B'day And New Clothes For Months

- Keeping Quite When Principal Passes By Classroom

- Hiding Behind Friends When Teacher Asks Questions

- Prayer Song, National Anthem

- Sleeping With Books

By (we broke up! Yaar there was no understanding between me n my books)

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