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I have been blamed many times tht I only bajao Abhay.So 2 prove thm wrong I'll show how much I love Abhay by organising 'Main banoga Abhay ka Bodyguard contest'.Afterall Dehradun ki gals ka fav bodyguard need a bodyguard 2 guard his body frm all his pyschic lovers.
Main khud hi bodyguard ban jati but Abhay k bro vivian ki real bodyguard mujhse jhilti nhi hai toh shayad main uska khoon kar sakti thi so thought 2 give chance 2 all welle forumwasi.
Whts ur job?
Ur job is 2 save Abhay frm all his possessive lovers who r all ready 2 attack him as all wnt one piece of this delicious,yummy chocolate cake.
Who r ur targets?
1)Pia:She is no.1 on list as nowadays she is behinds Abhay's izzat.She not wnt one piece of Abhay but whole Abhay herself.She dont believe in sharing.So teach her how 2 share yummy BF wid all the gals odf Dehradun.She is behaving lke perfect danda maro wife & is all ready 2 scratch his face if he dare 2 luk at any other gal.Pia's speciality is Abhay ka keema
2)Alina:Her excessive luv 4 Abhay is proving out 2 b very bhari.Oh she had taken over Abhay's shoulder & is now putting all her weight on my poor baby's shoulder making him bharta.Abhay really need freedom frm her head which is always residing on Abhay's shoulder lke she have bought it.Save him frm this new brand of fevicol i.e.Alinacol(All jhik jhick all chick-chik Alinastick).Her speciality is Abhay ka bharta.
3)Metz:She is right now enjoying her holiday but as soon as she'll come she will b asll set 2 make Abhay's k pakode.Her fav job is 2 slap Abhay left-right-center.And I m sure after a long holidy she will b full charged 2 take charge over Abhay.Her speciality Abhay k pakode.
4)Jeh:This is the man frm which u all have 2 actually save Abhay.His luv 4 Abhay is aprampaar.He is most obssessive lover I have ever come across.He jst wnt 2 kill Abhay as all gals have got a chance 2 taste him except Jeh Khurana who is actually his biggest admirer.His speciality his Abhay's kabab
Wht u will get?
I m not tht nirdayi 2 give u all work without any incentives or salary.So 4 ur job u all will get
1)Dinner wid Metz ab yeh aur baat hai dinner karte ho ya bante ho
2)2 play a quiz wid Pia'Kaise banaye dimag ka dahi'
3)Alina's specs & braces as she not require it anymore
4)Abhay's chamchamati jacket so tht v all can get a chance 2 c him jacketless or better shirtless
5)Jeh's tight shirt as now its not fitting him
6)Chance 2 b a brand embassador of deepu's ki barabaad lipshtick
7)U'll get Panchi as a bed mattress.Late jao uspar & kardo use Late Panchi
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Contact: Main wella hoon.com(Encourage this naek kaam taki mile har wello ko kaam)
NOTE:NO OFFENCE.Pagal contest hai ignore maaro.Pehli baat toh better mere post ko hi ignore maaro coz they r mad & senseless
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