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devilish_angel

@devilish_angel

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Posted: 14 years ago

#731

Originally posted by: strawberryrashu
Mujhe neend aa rahi hai rahaf shall i give the next thread link today or tmr

i don't know i don't think i will be able to finish the thread

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devilish_angel

@devilish_angel

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#732

OKE!! Must Read!!
INCREMENT LETTER IN TYPICAL HYDERABADI STYLE

Must read...ZAROOR PADHNA:)
Respected Sir,
3 mahine se bolrun tanqhaa badaao bolke. Samajh mein nai aara re tere ku? Kutthe ka dimagh hai kya
tho bi? Seedha bole tho sunra kaiku nai? Apan achha A/C mein baithhke pottiyon se chatting karte rehta din bhar, hum logaan jhak maarke dhoopo mein phhirke teri company ku faaida karaate, aur tu bole tho paagal kidhar ka ki, tanqha badhaane ku marr jaate rehta. Aqhal hai re haule tere ku? Agar hum logaan poore milke strike kardiye tho tere ku chakle lag jaate, samjha? Gadhhe ku b 2 baar bole tho samajh jaata baat ku, tu usse b batthar hai!
Parsun wo client aake refund karo bola tho toilet mein baithh gaya jaake, agar main bol deta usku tho une tere ku nanga karke maarta thha. Jaane do bolke taras khaake baat ku confidential rakhe tho tu sir pe chad jaara.
Tere ku kya hai re saale, agar accountant chaaha tho tereku maalum bi nai hota kitte paise aare kitte jaare so. Une bechaara hisaab sahi sahi karra bolke tereku sahi sahi paise aajaare.
Tu ruk beta, thode din dekhtun khali, uske baad tere ghar mein siplaka aur menduka laake chhod detun. Tu bauran bauran phhiringa jab. Arey, kab se bolrun increment karo bolke, 4 saal se ek ich tanqha pe kaam karaara. Sauda suloof itta mehenga hogaya idhar, maa ki taang! Tumare ku achha Reliance fresh se aati tarkari, humaare ku woich bandi pe jaake ek katta paalak diyo aur ek katta pudina uske saath free mein daaldo bolna padta. Kaiku staff ki baddua lena chahra re zaleel?
Dekh, pooron ki nai tho nai, khali meri tho b tanqha bada, main kisku bi nai boltun, Agar nai badaya tho photoshop mein jaake teri aur apne office ki aaya ki ghalath salath pic edit karke laga detun dekh notice board pe, aur 1 copy teri biwi ku b bhej detun. Tera susra leader hai so malum mereku,biwi ku phuto milgayi tho aisa maarne lagaati une, is waste bolrun sharaafat se meri arzi manzoor karde. Time nai hai mere paas, jaate jaate gurde kaleji lena hai gosht ki dukaan pe se, nai tho aur likhta thha.
Beherhaal, 2 din ke andar agar mereku promotion aur increment ka letter nai aaya na, tu dekh beta, teri gadi puncture karke tank mein shakkar daal detun.
Chindi Chor,
Vadder Basti,
Labour Adda..

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devilish_angel

@devilish_angel

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#733

Teacher to boy: ek taraf paisa hai ek taraf dimag
kya loge

Boy: paisa

teacher: galat ager main hoti to demagh
leti.

Boy: jis k paas jo nahi hai wo wohi leta hai.

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devilish_angel

@devilish_angel

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#734

The only person on Earth, who can ask women to stop talking & in reply gets a smile back from her is : A Photographer !!!!!!"

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Rashmi

@Rashu1505

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#735

Gn rahaf i have sent u the pm with link

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devilish_angel

@devilish_angel

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#736

Who can stop 500 cars
with one hand??
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Ans-Its traffic
Police..!!

sab kuch rajnikant
nahi karega. =p

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devilish_angel

@devilish_angel

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#737

Teacher : Batao sacha desh bhakt kaun hota hai?
Santa : JO english toilet set par bhi Indian style mein baitha ho

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devilish_angel

@devilish_angel

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#738

Man: Among My 4 Sons 3 Are MBBS..

Friend: 4th?

Man: He Didn't Study & Became A Thief.
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Friend: Why Don't You Throw Him Out?

Man: "He's The Only 1 Who Earns. ;-)

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devilish_angel

@devilish_angel

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#739

Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy:- I Love u

Girl:- I don't Love u

Boy:- Think again?

Girl:- I told u. No no & no

Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.

Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….

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devilish_angel

@devilish_angel

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#740

WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :P...lollzzz...

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