Raichands & Khuranas in jail(Fun post) - Page 4

Originally posted by: cuteshrishti

Thnx alot pari & same pinch.U & me both in 12th & commerce.Hhah bahut dukhiyari bahuranis haha🤣

Yaa Same Pinch 😊😊

Oh God😆😆😆Superb post u r wonderful👏👏Mujhe toh Inshpector par daya aa rahi hai🤣

Originally posted by: cuteshrishti

Sorry guys I cant resist myself frm writing bakwass post.So here I m wid my another khatarnak post.By now u all know how impatient I m so here is the extract wht will happen in Police station on Monday

In morning

At police station

Deepu:Inspector she killed Mr.Tyagi

Haseena:V havent killed him.Do u have nay proof?

Deepu:V r ur biggest competitor.So u were jealous of us as Mr.Tyagi was our loyal employee.

Haseena:How loyal he was v all know tht well.As 4 being jealous y I'll b jealous mere pass husband hai,beta hai jiski GFs ki lift tumhare bete k GFs ki list se zyada hai.

Deepu:Shut up.My son's GFs' list is bigger: Pia & ...

Haseena:Pia & wht now meri son ki Gfs' lis suno: Metz,Pia,T,Misha,Panchi,T's bimbos,Tanya,Ruhi now evn ur daughter alina & list goes on & on..

after reading this portion this is my reaction-

Deepu:Oh shut up.U killed Mr.Tyagi thts it

Abhay:Y r u so much worried abt ur mere employee

Jeh: He was not only employee.My mom was abt 2 tyag him by marrying him

Abhay:God ur mom is so tharkey.1t she was flirting wid Mr.Arnab,thn my dad & now evn Mr Tyagi.

Jeh: Shut up u leech.My mom is so sexy thts y all males r latoo over her

Abhay:Wht a joke my mom is sexy

Jeh:Oh really if mom is not sexy thn y were u staring at her back

Abhay:Ohh plzz I was not staring at her back but was luking at lice walking on her back.Yuck

Jeh:Whtevr the reason b but my mom is sexy

Abhay:My mom sexy chaho toh IF mai voting karalo whose mom is sexy

Chand:Shut up u 2.My mom was sexy.Muma ur chandu miss u.

what?..chands mom...oh mom...

Abahy & Jeh: Wht u also had mom?

Chand:Wht stupid ques.Everybody have mom.Meri bhi thi.But now she is no more

Abhay:Oh control ur emotions dad.I m wondering whn u r such an old model.Granny toh adam baba ki bhi maa hogi

Chand:Ya she was bit old but very sweet

Haseena:Sweet My foot.She was witch.U know Abhay whn I was human she used 2 made me do jhadu-poocha.She was typical ekta's type saas.Thnk God mar gyi bhuddi.And more thnx ki v came turned vampy after she died nhi toh aaj bhi bhuddi zinda hoti & khoon chuse rhi hoti mera.She was vampy in true sense

Chand: Shut up haseena.I luv my mom

Haseena:Oops chand sorry.Whnever I hear abt ur mom the bechari bahu in me take over me

Deepu:How I wish ur mom-in-law alive hoti.I would have been fun watching u doing jhadu-poocha

Haseena:I wish same 4 u

Deepu:Bad luck.My mom-in-law was very gud

Jeh:Mom y r u lying granny used 2 made u wash utensil,jhadu-poocha,cooking.Evn used 2 pull ur hair

oh bete ne to mom ki pol khol ke rakh di sabke samne...

Deepu stare at Jeh angrily while haseena laughs loudly

Inspector:Oh bas bhi karo.Agar aapka milan khatam ho gya ho toh shall v proceed

Jeh:Isme proceed kya karna Raichands killed him

Abhay:Koi proof hai

Pia enters

Pia:Chandeena nai Mr.Tyagi ko nhi kill kiya

Jeh stares at Pia sadly while Abhay give his proud smirk

Pia:Chandeena nai nhi I m sure Abhay nai maara hoga

Abhay now stares at her while Jeh smile

Abhay:Phir se aa gayi.U can even reach pataal lok 2 put me behind bars

Pia:I m sure u killed tyagi.U tried 2 kill deepu aunty,thn me

Abhay:Ya world k sabhi paaglo ko maarne ka theka maine liya hai na.Kahin bhi tapak padti ho

Pia:U killed him

Abhay:How can u say this

Inspector:Listen

All:Shut up

Pia:U dont love me tht means u killed him

Abhay:Wht kind of logic was tht?

Pia:Abhi tak maine kab logic wali baat ki

Jeh:U killed Tyagi

Inspector:Jst listen 2 me once

All:Shut up

Haseena:U killed her & putting blame on us

Deepu:No u killed him

Chand:V r not fool u killed Tyagi

Inspector:Plz listen 2 me I m inspector afterall

Abhay:Ab aise din aa gaye tht I have 2 listen mere inspectot.Shut ur mouth Abhay raichand kisi k nhi sunta

Chandeena:Yes Raichand r supreme

Jeh:Jab Raichands nahi sunte toh khuranas kyun sune

So shut up inspector

Pia:And jab meri koi nhi sunta thn y shuld I listen 2 u

Jeh:U killed tyagi Abhay

Abhay:Maine nhi kiya

Pia:Tumne kiya

The word war continues..

While Inspector ki halat was very much lke Parliment speaker jiska naam speaker hota hai but usse bolne kuch nhi diya jata

bechara inspector...

Song 4 Inspector

Na bola hai,Na bolonga

Na apna muh kholonga

Abhay aur jeh ki ladai

nai ki meri dhulai

Pia ki tang arayi nai meri band bajayi.

Na jane kab milega mauka mujhko bolne ka,na jane kab milega mauka muh kholne ka

Na bola hai,Na bolonga

Na apna muh kholonga

NOTE:I know my post give u all heartattack but aise super flop post r zaruri taki u all can have kadar of super hit post made by super sensible ppl.So my 3rd class post apko bakiyo k 1st class post ko appreciate karne ki inspiration dete hai

Frm where I get Idea:Many ppl ask dis ques let me kholo the parda of dis mahan ques.All babies born ulte thts y their brain works seedhe while I was born seedhi isliye my khopdi work ulti

amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor police inspector...🤣

police inspector 🤣

Bechari deepu and haseena. Unki saas unse jharoo poncha karwati thi.😆 and bechara inspector. Police station me ake sab usi ko chup karwa diya diya.