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Sorry guys I cant resist myself frm writing bakwass post.So here I m wid my another khatarnak post.By now u all know how impatient I m so here is the extract wht will happen in Police station on Monday
In morning
At police station
Deepu:Inspector she killed Mr.Tyagi
Haseena:V havent killed him.Do u have nay proof?
Deepu:V r ur biggest competitor.So u were jealous of us as Mr.Tyagi was our loyal employee.
Haseena:How loyal he was v all know tht well.As 4 being jealous y I'll b jealous mere pass husband hai,beta hai jiski GFs ki lift tumhare bete k GFs ki list se zyada hai.
Deepu:Shut up.My son's GFs' list is bigger: Pia & ...
Haseena:Pia & wht now meri son ki Gfs' lis suno: Metz,Pia,T,Misha,Panchi,T's bimbos,Tanya,Ruhi now evn ur daughter alina & list goes on & on..
Deepu:Oh shut up.U killed Mr.Tyagi thts it
Abhay:Y r u so much worried abt ur mere employee
Jeh: He was not only employee.My mom was abt 2 tyag him by marrying him
Abhay:God ur mom is so tharkey.1t she was flirting wid Mr.Arnab,thn my dad & now evn Mr Tyagi.
Jeh: Shut up u leech.My mom is so sexy thts y all males r latoo over her
Abhay:Wht a joke my mom is sexy
Jeh:Oh really if mom is not sexy thn y were u staring at her back
Abhay:Ohh plzz I was not staring at her back but was luking at lice walking on her back.Yuck
Jeh:Whtevr the reason b but my mom is sexy
Abhay:My mom sexy chaho toh IF mai voting karalo whose mom is sexy
Chand:Shut up u 2.My mom was sexy.Muma ur chandu miss u.
Abahy & Jeh: Wht u also had mom?
Chand:Wht stupid ques.Everybody have mom.Meri bhi thi.But now she is no more
Abhay:Oh control ur emotions dad.I m wondering whn u r such an old model.Granny toh adam baba ki bhi maa hogi
Chand:Ya she was bit old but very sweet
Haseena:Sweet My foot.She was witch.U know Abhay whn I was human she used 2 made me do jhadu-poocha.She was typical ekta's type saas.Thnk God mar gyi bhuddi.And more thnx ki v came turned vampy after she died nhi toh aaj bhi bhuddi zinda hoti & khoon chuse rhi hoti mera.She was vampy in true sense
Chand: Shut up haseena.I luv my mom
Haseena:Oops chand sorry.Whnever I hear abt ur mom the bechari bahu in me take over me
Deepu:How I wish ur mom-in-law alive hoti.I would have been fun watching u doing jhadu-poocha
Haseena:I wish same 4 u
Deepu:Bad luck.My mom-in-law was very gud
Jeh:Mom y r u lying granny used 2 made u wash utensil,
jhadu-poocha,cooking.Evn used 2 pull ur hair
jhadu-poocha,cooking.Evn used 2 pull ur hairDeepu stare at Jeh angrily while haseena laughs loudly
Inspector
:Oh bas bhi karo.Agar aapka milan khatam ho gya ho toh shall v proceed
:Oh bas bhi karo.Agar aapka milan khatam ho gya ho toh shall v proceedJeh:Isme proceed kya karna Raichands killed him
Abhay:Koi proof hai
Pia enters
Pia:Chandeena nai Mr.Tyagi ko nhi kill kiya
Jeh stares at Pia sadly while Abhay give his proud smirk
Pia:Chandeena nai nhi I m sure Abhay nai maara hoga
Abhay now stares at her while Jeh smile
Abhay:Phir se aa gayi.U can even reach pataal lok 2 put me behind bars
Pia:I m sure u killed tyagi.U tried 2 kill deepu aunty,thn me
Abhay:Ya world k sabhi paaglo ko maarne ka theka maine liya hai na.Kahin bhi tapak padti ho
Pia:U killed him
Abhay:How can u say this
Inspector:Listen
:ListenAll:Shut up
Pia:U dont love me tht means u killed him
Abhay:Wht kind of logic was tht?
Pia:Abhi tak maine kab logic wali baat ki
Jeh:U killed Tyagi
Inspector:Jst listen 2 me once
:Jst listen 2 me onceAll:Shut up
Haseena:U killed her & putting blame on us
Deepu:No u killed him
Chand:V r not fool u killed Tyagi
Inspector:Plz listen 2 me I m inspector afterall
:Plz listen 2 me I m inspector afterallAbhay:Ab aise din aa gaye tht I have 2 listen mere inspectot.Shut ur mouth Abhay raichand kisi k nhi sunta
Chandeena:Yes Raichand r supreme
Jeh:Jab Raichands nahi sunte toh khuranas kyun sune
So shut up inspector
Pia:And jab meri koi nhi sunta thn y shuld I listen 2 u
Jeh:U killed tyagi Abhay
Abhay:Maine nhi kiya
Pia:Tumne kiya
The word war continues..
While Inspector ki halat was very much lke Parliment speaker jiska naam speaker hota hai but usse bolne kuch nhi diya jata
Song 4 Inspector
Na bola hai,Na bolonga
Na apna muh kholonga
Abhay aur jeh ki ladai
nai ki meri dhulai
Pia ki tang arayi nai meri band bajayi.
Na jane kab milega mauka mujhko bolne ka,na jane kab milega mauka muh kholne ka
Na bola hai,Na bolonga
Na apna muh kholonga
NOTE:I know my post give u all heartattack but aise super flop post r zaruri taki u all can have kadar of super hit post made by super sensible ppl.So my 3rd class post apko bakiyo k 1st class post ko appreciate karne ki inspiration dete hai
Frm where I get Idea:Many ppl ask dis ques let me kholo the parda of dis mahan ques.All babies born ulte thts y their brain works seedhe while I was born seedhi isliye my khopdi work ulti
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
