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amail1601

@amail1601

Sparkler

Posted: 14 years ago

Abhay, Pia, Misha, Tracker, Angad, Kabir, T, her bimbos, and Tracker's bimbos are sitting in a classroom, with other nameless boys n girls.

Abhay and Pia are sitting in different rows and staring at each other.

Kabir is sitting two benches behind Abhay and glaring at them.

Misha is sitting behind Abhay and glaring at Pia.

T is glaring at all of them.

Her bimbos are looking at Tracker and Angad.

Tracker and Angad are alternately arguing and romancing.

Tracker's bimbos are looking at their nails.

Sid and Panchhi come in.

Sid: Hey guys!

[Everyone ignores him. He looks at Panchhi and sees that she is disappointed. He turns towards the class.]

Sid (a li'l louder): Oye hello!!!

[Everyone ignores still.]

Sid (shouting): Abey oye!!

[Everyone turns towards him. Panchhi pats him on his back.]

Misha (annoyed): What?

Panchhi: Misha! Tum mere Sid se aise baat nahin kar sakti!

Misha: Oh shut up! Pia ki badi behen! Huh!

Pia: Misha...

Misha: HUH!

Abhay: Misha...

Misha: Kya hai?

Pia: Abhay se aise mat baat karo.

Kabir: Kyun? Tumhaara boyfriend hai kya?

T: Boyfriend nahin, he's her lover. Affair hai dono ka.

Abhay (angrily): Look T...

Sid (dancing around): Oh stop it na!

Panchhi: Yeah...do you guys even know ho kya raha hai?

Tracker: What what? Fashion show?

Sid: Oh humans! Nooo!!

Angad: Then?

Sid: Dude, I-F pe humaare fans are fighting.

Pia: Haww! Kyun?

T: For T, of course!

Misha: Naah, for me.

Abhay: Mere liye.

Kabir (Dharmendra-style): Woh mere ilawa kisi ke liye fight nahin kar sakte!

Tracker: Tell na..please!

Sid: Oh well. They are fighting for *makes faces* Abhay.

(Abhay grins. Pia looks disappointed.)

Pia: Not for me?

Misha: Huh! Attention seeker. Fans bhi le ja mere ab.

Sid (smiling): Tumhaare liye bhi Pia.

(Panchhi glares at him. He smiles at her and hugs her.)

Misha: See Panchhi, tumhaari 'chhoti behen' tumhaare Sid ko bhi steal kar rahi hai.

Sid: Oh yes Misha...tumhaare isi attitude ki wajah se people are bashing you, and tumhaare fans are fighting with the bashers.

T: And T?

Panchhi (making a face at T): Tum itni bhi important nahin ho.

(T pokes her tongue out at Panchhi.)

Sid: Tumhaare liye ek topic bana zaroor tha, but not much came out of it I guess. Zyaada *stresses* important *glares at Abhay and Pia* issues bhi the.

Kabir (happily): Like praising me, right?

Sid: Uh. No. *T giggles* Half the people were bashing you for being a jerk.

Kabir (interrupting): Jerk? Me? Kyun!!

Sid: Hmmm...let's see...for coming between Abhay and Pia...?

Pia: What! That's not fair. Iske liye toh even I never abused Kabir!!

Abhay: Yeah...maine bhi kuch kaha kabhi?

Kabir: Wait. What Abhay and Pia?

(Abhay and Pia look away.)

Sid (smoothly): Better known as 'Abhiya'...yeh dono jo baithe hain.

Pia: Hawww!!

T: Kya haww? By the way Sid, tum apni bhi toh bataao. You also try to keep them apart. Tumhaare kitne fans hain?

Sid: I have lots of fans! (sadly) But yeah they too keep bashing me, but then my fans bash them, and (very happily) there is lots of blood around.

Panchhi: Blood? Ewww!!

Misha: Tum toh rehne hi do Birdie. Tumhaare weight ki wajah se jitne topics bane hain and jitni fights hui hain...uff!

Panchhi (crying) : Sid..dekho na!

Tracker: Thank God Angad aur mere liye fights nahin hoti.

(Angad blows kisses at her.)

Sid: Hmmm...bas usi ki der hai.

Abhay: Wait a second. Yeh jo I have been romancing Pia...iska koi asar nahin hua?

Sid: No, li'l brother.

Misha: Aur maine jo Pia se upset hoke bhi usko itching powder nahin lagaaya, uska?

Sid: Um, sorry baby.

Abhay (disappointed): Then what's the use?

Misha: Phir sab ne seekha kya?

Sid: They haven't learnt anything! You know why? Because they are surrounded by what my character embodies!

Rudeness, anger, impatience...They don't wait for the authorities to deal with the bad stuff, and why should they when they can mess up things better by trying to handle it themselves!!!!

You know na how if you reply to an angry person in the same tone, you say bad things yourself?

Mujhe aur Abhay ko hi dekh lo. I can goad him into fighting anytime.

(Abhay looks aaway, ashamed.)

I say something, he replies, I reply, he replies, and we end up fighting with silver chains.

(Everyone looks at the ground sadly.)

T: So what? Our fans are fighting FOR us!!! Yayyy!!

Panchhi: Not 'YAYYY' okay? Our fans are leaving us. They are ignoring us. Most of their topics are now about leaving or being upset. (sobs) They don't love us anymore!!

Sid (hugging her): Awww! My coochie-coo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misha (sarcastically): How sweet! (seriously) Lekin ab kya karein?!

Sid (with an evil grin): I have a plan!!!!!!!

Abhay (shocked): You can't be serious!!!

Sid: I definitely am, little brother.

Abhay (angrily): No!

Pia: Kya? Mujhe bhi bataao.

Misha: Mujhe bhi.

Everyone: Hum sab ko bataao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sid and Abhay's eyes turn blue.]

Sid: WE. WILL. GET. THEM.

Everyone: YAYYY!!!

Tracker (confusedly): Matlab?

Sid (sighing): Matlab we will go and drink their blood.

Panchhi: Chheee!

Sid: What chhee? Shaadi ke baad karna padega.

Panchhi: Okie!

Pia: You know what, I find the idea...yummy!

Abhay (disgustedly): Pia!!!!!

Tracker: Par hum khoon kyun piyenge?

T: Oh..I know! Woh isliye, because we would rather kill our fans than see them fighting amongst themselves and ignoring us.

[Mr. Dobriyal comes in with Madu, and all other PKYEK characters. Sugandh's memory and Maithili's spirit join in.]

Mr. Dobriyal and Co.: Hum bhi chalenge!

Chaand and Haseena (entering and tilting their heads): Humaare bina?

Mr. Dobriyal: No way! Join in!

[Everyone turns towards the door.]

Sid (looking at PKYEK forum): WE. ARE. COMING. TO. GET. YOU!!!!

[They all march out towards I-F.]

Chai stall waale boodhe baba (to us): Ok guys. They are coming to get you. I don't think I need to tell you what needs to be done. If you stop fighting, maybe they will not harm you. But if you continue...well, I will still be around to tell everyone ki kaisi thi 'Pyaar Kii Ye Ek Kahaani'...

***

My creativity is dead coz of all the negative vibes in the forum.

So if you don't find it funny, you can use the 'Report' button.

Character or member bashing in my thread will NOT be tolerated, nor will comments like 'So n so should do this or that' will be appreciated.

Use of pronouns or terms like 'some people' in such comments is NOT going to make them any less offensive.

Thank you.

~ Adi

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Pooja

@--Pooja--

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

Edited

Sowwie for being such a late latif...😳😳

Awesome piece of work Adi...some parts were just so hilarious..it had me in splits...

Ur creativity is very much alive n kicking dear...😉

Kudos to u for putting across d point in such a wonderful way...

Beautifully written...loved it...

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Ritzie Ring'gghania

@Ritzie

Sparkler

Posted: 14 years ago

This is really sweet of you Adi. I think I will call it most sensible post for making us understand (yes, that includes me).

And as always, you made me smile and laugh. I am on very low connectivity and out of town. So, can't write more. But you really made me smile after a long time. Even I was feeling sad to see the turn of events happening at the Forum and yes, I know, my other friends are sad too. Hope they also read and smile after reading this - for IF friends and PKYEK.

Thank you.

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Okay, I arranged this limited wireless connectivity to make my comp work so, I add more. I understand how much concerned you will be to make this lengthy post right through your exams, just to make us smilw. Don't worry sweetie, I am smiling and I have full confidence that others will smile too after reading this post.

I can't tell you how much I appreciate that you spent this much time though I regret too that you have to waste your precious time.

One out-of-the-topic-serious thing, Adi - your career is more important than the fan discussions. And this is for everybody here at this Forum. We can discuss, listen and clarify but in the end we also have a life outside the Forum. That should not be affected because of misunderstandings over here.

Edited by Ritzie - 14 years ago

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amail1601

@amail1601

Sparkler

Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: Ritzie
This is really sweet of you Adi. I think I will call it most sensible post for making us understand (yes, that includes me).
😉 *ahem* Thank you!

And as always, you made me smile and laugh. I am on very low connectivity and out of town. So, can't write more. But you really made me smile after a long time. Even I was feeling sad to see the turn of events happening at the Forum and yes, I know, my other friends are sad too. Hope they also read and smile after reading this - for IF friends and PKYEK.

😊😊😊 Glad I could cheer you up.😊😊😊

Thank you.

😲Kyun? Chalo... *takes TY and runs away 🤣* You're welcome. 😊😆

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Okay, I arranged this limited wireless connectivity to make my comp work so, I add more. I understand how much concerned you will be to make this lengthy post right through your exams, just to make us smilw. Don't worry sweetie, I am smiling and I have full confidence that others will smile too after reading this post.

:D That's cool! Thank you for coming back. 😊

I can't tell you how much I appreciate that you spent this much time though I regret too that you have to waste your precious time.

😆😆😆 You don't have to - I can feel the 'loowwe'. 😉

One out-of-the-topic-serious thing, Adi - your career is more important than the fan discussions. And this is for everybody here at this Forum. We can discuss, listen and clarify but in the end we also have a life outside the Forum. That should not be affected because of misunderstandings over here.

Yeah, I know that, and thanks for the concern Ritzie *hugs* but you know what, I got so annoyed yesterday. I missed the 8:30 PM show, so I thought I would see if anything interesting had happened, and so I came to the forum after sooo many days. And what did I see? No updates, no spoilers...just a whole bunch of posts about fighting and people leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😲 I just felt like leaving myself. But then, that wouldn't have helped either. Then I couldn't sleep and suddenly there were Sid and Abhay fighting complaining about the fans ignoring them, and I HAD to come and write it all!

And seriously, what is there to get so upset about? It's just a show and these are just characters. They say and do things like we do. CVs toh are clever - they will do things to get TRPs...why should we make ourselves unwell by taking them so seriously?!!!!!!😆😆😆

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Minz aka Minnie

@*Dakoo_Minzy*

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

Ammuu 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗

What a post dearie!! 😃 It cheered me up so much!! 😳 Your creativity is still on cloud 9!! We will not let anyone take it from you 😛

Really missed reading them... 😳 Awww!! Now that I know you are here in this forum...I have a jaani pehchani face here... 😃 Been missing all my old friends a lot... 🤗

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Megha

@IndigoBlues

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

🤣 If this is when your creativity's 'dead' i want to see what happens when it's 'living' 😆

But really, you had a valid point in many places. 😊 hope the forum wakes up on seeing chand and haseena's hungry faces...😆

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meaw

@meaw

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

thats fantastic

thiss is like a moral story

people get to learn sumthing

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manjha

@manjha

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

darling I love you for making this topic 🤗

oh dear. what's happening to our forum </3

were all bashing each other, bshing characters just bashing and bashing! I want our happy playful forum family back 😔 <3

i love this forum and we all do but this is turning like a battlefield over small small things! I just wish everything goes back to the way it was because I love each and every single one of our PKYEK family (:

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Nidz

@NIDIZ

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

Ooh I'm touched with your your Creativity..
I'm glad that atleast some one took care of everything..
Each n very problem faced by the forum was mentioned here
I really hope this works out
Members /Fans need to understand about each others sentiments n rules shuld be taken intoconsideration..
I was In active since past few months n wuld cum here only if I could get a time from my project n exams .. But I always knew this forum wuld maintain its dignity in my eyes ,I return after a gap n find this place destroyed..
Some post saying members leaving , character bashers to actors..
I was broken inside..
I want my forum back, hw I left it.
Peaceful atmosphere n everyone happy ..!!
Adi this was best way to teach them the lesson of Unity..!! 😊

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Ramani

@RB81

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#10

hei adi,
really a thoughtful post..much needed at this hour..i feel that u have written it perfectly incorporating the characters as such..hope the forum becomes peaceful n lively again..

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