Post 5. Parts 13-15
Ritz's Part 13
At the shopping mall, Ritz picks up a gorgeous black short dress.
Ritzie to audience: Just because I am buying black, don't think I am a Vampire. Even normal Vamps can wear black. Remember, Adi told us that black is slimming colour and I have to look sexy.
The audience doesn't question Ritz. The audience never ask questions the negative characters.
Then Ritzie goes to the accessories section.
She picks up a red silk scarf, a solitaire pendant and white gold chain set, black pointed high-heals, oops, heels, a diamond-studded bracelet, a sleek silver belt to go with the gorgeous black dress, and lots of 'ringgs'.
She wants to pick up more, but then she remembers the requirement of the story.
Absolutely NOBODY whose character starts with being a Vamp wears more than one dress. So, Ritz picks up only five dresses. And she thinks evilly, "The Vamps are supposed to break rules".
Ritz moves to the check-out section.
Ritz **faints** after seeing the bill.
Adi calls Abhay.
Abhaayyyyyyyyyyy.
Wait a minute. Ritz hasn't met Adi and Abhay yet – a possible blooper.
Ritz rewrites the scene.
Ritz to audience: Please bear with Ritzie. She has a tubelight instead of a bulb, so it takes her time to get ideas.
As always, the audience doesn't question.
Ritz moves to the check-out section.
Ritz cries after seeing the bill. Boo hu hu huoooooo.
Wait another minute. Vamps don't cry.
Ritz looks at the audience to explain.
The audience nods in understanding.
Ritz rewrites the scene once again.
Ritz moves to the check-out section.
Ritz **smiles evilly** after seeing the bill. She opens her wallet and takes out a credit card.
The name on the credit card is "Abhay Raichand".
Adi's Part 14
Sid: Anuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! My love!!
(Shaurya comes)
Shaurya: Love? Hawwwwwwww!!
Pia: Angellllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaand (hissing) : Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Abhay: Dad….please..
[Chaand's eyes turn blue. Sid's eyes turn turquoise green.]
Sid: Yummy!!
Panchhi: Yes sir?
Anu: Main bataati hoon tujhe…yes sir ki bacchi!! *throws sugar at Panchhi*
Sid!
Sid: Yes love?
Anu: We… *blushes* Haaye allah! Sharam aati hai!
Sid: Oh c'mon…bolo na.
Chaand: Main bataata hoon. You two are getting married. Agle week.
Abhay: Cool dad…lekin abhi toh engagement hui thi.
Chaand: Abhayyyyyyyyyyy.
Abhay: Yes dad?
Chaand: Shut up!!
Shaadi ki preparation karo……….. T ko bulaao…………. aur Pia ko bhagaao……….
Ritz's Part 15
The scene shifts to the parlour…
This is a black and shocking pink parlour.
Ritz had to select a parlour which is shocking to get her sexy looks.
Ritz to the parlour lady: I am the Vamp of a famous story called The Crazy Appley CC's Non-Appley Story!!!!!!!!!!!! . You must have heard about it?
The Parloour lady looks at Ritz with a straight face.
Ritz (annoyed internally): I need you to do the best makeup for me to look smokin' hot, sexy, beautiful and evil.
The Parlour lady: Sorry, Maa'm. We can make you look hot, sexy and beautiful. But you will have to do the smokin' and evil part yourself. This parlour doesn't have those options.
Ritz: Whatever!!! Do your job and I will think about my part later.
Ritz switches on her tubelight to get the idea later.
The parlour lady: Can you describe your role and show me what you are going to wear?
Ritz describes the parlour lady about her Vamp character and shows her all the shopping.
Parlour lady: You know, you did a nice shopping, but don't you think it is a bit too cold in Dehradoon for these short dresses?
Ritz realises the possible blooper but she cannot admit it in front of the parlour lady.
She replies, "Well, if other Mount college girls can wear them, why can't the Vamp? After all, she is hotter than others so, she won't feel cold."
The parlour lady: "You mean, Pia? T?"
Ritz doesn't like her comparison with Pia, but she is fine with her comparison with T.
This parlour lady has annoyed Ritz very much.
But Ritz keeps her patience and doesn't say anything as she still needs the parlour lady to do her makeup.
But she switces on her second tubelight for the second idea to plan for revenge.
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