Ritzy's Part 10
Meanwhile, in the secret hiding place, Ritz is planning how to move the story forward.
She switches on her tubelight so that by the end of the thinking process, she gets an idea.
Ritz is scrolling up and down. Oops! I mean, she is strolling back and forth.
She thinks hard, very hard, very very hard…
Ooh, that hurts.
Okay, she thinks light.
When the tubelight is on, she will get an idea anyway, so why think hard?!
She thinks of the story. It is going hilariously well.
She thinks of characters.
Chand has Haseena. Sid has Anu and Panchhi. Abhay has Adi and Pia.
Where does Ritz fit in?
Boohu huhuhu hoooo.
Rone se kuch nahi hoga Ritz..
Think light, Think light.
Okay, the story is too smoooooth. Characters are toooooooooo balanced.
Tubelight is on.
Ritz gets an **idea**.
Ritz grins her evil smile.
Ritz to audience: Let me introduce the Vamp of the story - Ritzieeeeee Ring'gghania.
Vamp, bole toh, original wala BT Vamp and not short for Vampire. I hate shortcuts.
The audience claps at the new entry.
Wait a minute, the Vamp has to be smokin' hot, sexy, beautiful and evil. Ritz books an appointment at the Beauty Parlour and goes shopping for clothes.
Anu's Part 11
Meanwhile….
Paanchi is still hopelessly trying to revive the 'faint' patients.
Abhay looks at Adi and says: Adi, may I?
Adi *knowing look*: Ok. Go ahead.
Abhay goes and revives them in a jiffy. Pia wakes up to see Abhay standing beside her. She clings to his neck.
Pia: Abbbhaayee! My hero, my angel, my savior!!
Abhay yawns.
Pia: Abhay please take me away from here. Please take me to the jungle. You see, until I don't have mosquitoes hovering over me, thousand bugs biting me and the musty smell of ground surrounding me, I can't seem to sleep. So please take me na.
Abhay yawns again.
Pia: Abhay? ABHAY!! Take me to the jungle now. *starts crying*
Abhay: Ok fine woman! Just stop whining.
*They zoom out of the room.*
Meanwhile Sid quietly comes and stands behind Panchhi.
Sid: BOO!
Panchhi: Sir!! Not possible. I had a shower just this morning.
Mr. Dobriyal, who all this while was standing and watching the happenings unfold, asks with ever-confused expressions,
Mr. Dobriyal: Yeh kya ho raha hai? What's going on? No. Seriously. Ho Kya Raha Hai!? Where's the script? *runs to look for the script*
Scene shifts to the jungle.
Two bats are seen having a seizure of sorts. No, wait. They are Chaand and Haseena, and they are performing their 'hokey pokey' dance. Or also called as the 'ritual dance' they perform to ward off any danger.
*BG music 'I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, we like to move it!' *
Chaandeena are busy performing their ritual dance when…
Adi's Part 12
Adi comes.
Adi: Haseena mommy!!!!
Haseena: Baby! Kya hua?
Adi: Mommy, Pia made Abhay bring her to the jungle.
Chaand: Really? Necking makes me…………thirsty…
Haseena: Woh ladki……*tilts her head to the right* Chaanddddd…..
Chaand: Okie byee!!
(He runs off. Haseena teaches Adi neck dance.)
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Pia: Angel!!!!!!!!
Abhay: Shut up.
Pia: Abhay…tum mere angel ho. Tum kya ho?
Abhay: Bas Pia.
Pia: Bolo na Abhay. Kya chhupa rahe ho?
Abhay: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Chaand comes.)
Chaand: Ahhhhhhhhhhh….Pia.
Pia: Hello Uncle!
(Sid comes with Panchhi.)
Panchhi: Pia, ghar chalo.
Pia: Nahin, mujhe nahin jaana.
(Anu comes.)
Anu: SIDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
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