why the Raichands can never be bankrupt

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Posted: 14 years ago
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I am sorry guys for calling chand bankrupt in my previous post. But after he bid for Rs.5.5 crores for that statue I realised that is not bankrupt at all. I take my words back😔(I sincerely appologise to you chand😭😭😭)
Now when I think of it I understood that why the Raichands(I dont know about other vampires) can never be bankrupt cause:

1. No Food: They dont eat anything so if food inflation increases or decreases it doesn't matter to them at all (that is why when onion prices went up they did not cry like everybody else😆).they only drink their roohafzah

2. No new Clothes: They wear only one color i.e.black so if they wear the same clothes after every 2 days no one will realize (come to think of it Abhay has not taken that jacket until recently)
3.No Petrol: They always use their running power for travelling distances unless they need car to show off in front of other people.
4.No Medication: First of all they never get hurt and if by chance something like that happens they have their healing power just one wave of their hand and the cut is gone😲
5. No mobile: Due to their telepathy powers they dont need any other means of communicating with each other.
6. No Electricity: Since they are the creatures of the dark they always like to be in dark so no tubelights and as they are cold blooded and they can control their temperatures so no fan/AC/ heater is required(they probably are the only ones not sweating in may .and freezing in december).
7.No servants: since no food is to be prepared and all the cleaning Haseena can do in a jiffy(what will she do sittin alone at home when chand goes to office(sometimes) and Abhay goes to college(everyday for Pia)?)
8.No Jewellery: They are allergic to silver(I dont know about other 'metals') and Haseena does not like heavy jewellery(probably because it would be difficult to run around in them) so money is saved.
9. You people would say they spend their money in partying but NO that is not the case. See after throwing a grand party when the organisers come to take their payment our Chand instead makes them pay in blood. Come to think of it there have been no parties lately(Abhay spoiled the last one by coming back to Dehradun for Pia) because of which blood supply is decreasing that is why they are drinking Rooh afza.
10.They will never go abroad(which is costlier than India) due to our ever increasing population.
so above are my reasons why the Raichands will never go bankrupt
Suggest other reasons if I have missed out any
Did you guys like my post?
please do comment😭
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asena thumbnail
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣<-----i was like this the entire time when i was reading
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Posted: 14 years ago
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LOL nice one...and logical too
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Posted: 14 years ago
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awesome analysis on Raichands 👏 👍🏼...loved itttt
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Posted: 14 years ago
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nice post!! 😆 😆 luvd it!!!! 👏

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lol more people need to comment on this post
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Posted: 14 years ago
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I thought people will like this post 😭😭😭

thanks for your gesture asena(i dont know your name)😉
I think people are busy with their exams😭
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Your post cracked me up🤣 ...........so there is muchhhhhhhhh savings by raichands, like money, energy,cloths,electricity,labours.
etc. etc. etc..................but luved❤️.......... your post👍🏼
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🤣🤣Nice post ....loved it!!

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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣yaar................🤣

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