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ID - Rah_HuJu, Name - Rahila, DOB - 19th December
Hope to see Lots of birthdays Hey guys here we bring you the GOTW!๐
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Member's SlamBookHi everyone!This topic is for all members to introduce themselves so we all know more about each other! Please do tell about yourselves here!Name:Age:Hobbies:One word that best describes you:Favorite forum in IF:How did you find out about this show:
Next comes the pizza with coke๐
Haan haan.. p[ata hai..coke bhi chahiye na๐ Yeh lo๐
First appetizers: samosas, spring rolls, and lasagne rolls.
Now main course: Chole Bhature, Shahi Paneer, Navratan Korma, White Sauce Ravioli, Veg Biryani, and Kulcha.
Drinks: soft drinks, juices, thandai, and lassi.
And desserts!
And of course no meal is finished without paan and saunf.
Congratulations and Celeberations !!!!!
to dear as she got her first job...
first let us thank GOD!!!
who is behind this always...
CONGRATULATION FOR YOUR NEW ACHIEVEMENT IN UR LIFE
MAY U DO GOOD IN UR LIFE IN FUTURE ALSO
hey guys today our one of member neeraja(devilofkindness) scored 82.14 % in 10th board just wish her best luck for future , we all r really very happy a with your success keep rocking yar , your hardwork paid you back , keep doing fab job ๐ ๐ ๐ congrates s
may you get lot of tarakki and success in your life
god bless you
this is awesome news.๐๐ผ..all the best with the new job ๐คCongrats S for your upcoming Bright future๐ฅณ๐ค
Best of Luck๐๐ผ
Congratulations shreya on your first job ๐ค
May you be blessed with all the success in future
May you get all such jobs in future that you want
abhi thodee deer pehlee hi mujee maluum padaa diksha ki new job ki baree mai..abhi hi yeeh post banayee maineee๐

hello shello my friends ๐ so i m back with post to congratulate my jaanuu๐now u all will me thinking which of my jaanu i m talking about as in i have more than four to five jaanuss here
okk so let me bring cat out of the bag ๐คฃ its no other then my diksha jaanuuu โบ๏ธ no u all will be thinking congratulation post forwhat ๐ค for changing colour on forum : no ๐ก for completing one year on forum : no okk okk bataatee hai batee hai...jalaldii kyaa hai..๐คฃ okk so my jaanu diksha got the new job ๐ฅณ ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
so this the interview phase which she faced while getting thisjob...interview of diksha at new job place
diksha (at interview location ) : sir may i come in ๐
Sir : yes u can ๐
Diksha : good morning sir ๐
Sir : good morning ,have a seat ๐
Diksha : thankuu sir ๐ณ
Sir : ok diksha so tell me about ur Qualifications ๐ค
Diksha : Sir i have done graduation and MBA from a recognized institute at mumbai ๐ณ
Sir :ok so let me have look on ur certificates ๐ณ
Diksha (aapnee maan mai ) :haairaam aab yeeh certificate ko check karegaa..koi jooth kyu booleegaa ๐ก maai jooth nahi booltee maluum nahi issheee ๐ก
Diksha : here it is sir.pls have look on it ๐ฅฑ
Sir :oohh wooh ur qualifications and marks r quite impressive diksha ๐ณ
Diksha : wwohh tooh haii sir ,i m the best ๐
Sir : but diksha along with degree some other qualities,ur attitude towards job, also plays a vital role..soo let me conduct ur interview in detail ๐
Diksha (aapne maan mai)::: haairaam aab interview legaa tooh aabtak kyaa timepaas kaar rahaa thaa yeeeh ๐ก๐ก
Diksha : no problem sir ๐ณ
sir :: okk diksha so what r ur hobbies ur keen interest ..pls tell me ๐
Diksha (aapnee maan mai ) :: aaree yaar aab ishee kaisee kaahuu ki mere hobby kyaa hai ๐mujee tooh puraa diin forum mai friends ki saath GOTW khelnaa achaa laagtaa hai ๐ฅณ
Diksha :: sir i am interested in reading books ๐ฅฑ playing tenis ๐ฒ
Sir : okk soo u have interest in reading books ...good diksha ๐๐ผ soo tell me about what kind of stuffss u like to read ๐
Diksha :(aapnee maan mai ):::: oohh god aab ishee kaisee kahuu ki mujee tooh forum mai FF read kaarnaa achaa lagtaa hai saankee comments aaurr review read kaarnaa pasaand hai ๐ yeeh ultee khupdii tooh kuch samjegee nahi ๐ก kyaa jaawaab duu isheee
Diksha ::: sir i m interested in reading books relating to tax and laws ,business administration and corporate laws ๐ณ
Sir : wonderfull ..u r the right candidate for this job,diksha ..๐ฅณ
Diksha (aapnee maan mai ) :: ::: job tooh haath mai aa gayee..ulltee khoopdee ko baaltii mai uutaar liya paar ekk baat tooh puchnee padegee ki kyaa mujee job ki time ki dauraan internet use karnee dengee ki nahi yeeh loog kaisee puchuuu...kuch soch diksha...kuch soch ๐ค
Diksha ::: thankuu sir soo much ๐ it will be an honour for me to work for this enterprise ๐
sir i want to ask something ,,,i am also interested in searching news on recent upadates on tax and laws on networking sites..so is this ,,i mean internet facility will be available to me or not ๐ณ
Sir ::: oohh gr8 i am sure u r going to make wonderfull contribution to our enterprise...this facility will be available(24*7 internet accessis allowed ๐ )
Diksha (maan mai ) :aree waahh aab tooh puraa diin mai forum mai GOTW khel saaktee hu ..aurr FF read kaar saktee hu ๐ aab tooh mai NR se bhi aagee nikaal ki aapnaa colour changee kaar lungee forum mai ๐ฅณ
Diksha : thankuu sir ๐ i am looking forward to do this job in best possible way ๐
can i take a leave for now sir ๐
Sir : sure diksha soo from when u will like to join this job ๐
Diksha (maan mai ):: meraa maan tooh aabhii se join karkee login kaarnee ka hai forum mai..lekeen control diksha ...control
Diksha : will like to join from 2mmor itself ๐ณ
Sir : okk diksha soo will meet u 2mmor morning at 10.00 am ๐ is this time ok for u ๐
Diksha (apne maan mai ):: maai tooh 9.00 bajee hi aaa jaaouugee ulltee khoppdiii ๐คฃ
Diksha : no problem sir ๐ cyaa 2mmor ๐ nice to meet u sir ๐
Sir : will see u at 10.00 am 2mmor...i will explain u what will be ur basic work ๐
Diksha (aapnee maan mai ):: aab jooh explain karoogee wooh mai karugee nahi..aaurr jooh mai karugee wooh aapkoo explain nahi kaar sakteee ๐คฃ puraa dinn forum pe lagee rahuugee mai ๐ฅณ
diksha :sure sir ...byee ๐

master mind
Ok guys we have a new Sizzler among us today.
Can You guess who? ( just pretend you did not see the title)๐
She is a great Spammer , she joined earlier this year and she is already a sizzler!๐
She is the number one fan of Zayn from 1 Direction and it is quite clear from her username.
Well if u aint figure out who im talking about let me tell you who it is!
It's:hello mere pyaree dosto ๐
so here is the 2nd part as demanded by teacherji ๐
diksha's 1st day at job
Diksha :::may i come in sir ๐
Sir :::yes diksha u can ๐ have a seat ๐
Diksha :::Gm sir ,so can u pls explain me how to proceed and from where to proceed my work ๐
Sir :::sure diksha .basically ur work will start with reading email's,customer's queries and reviews on company on co's blog so created in this behalf ๐
Diksha (aapnee maan mai ๐) :::uultee khoopdee i know my work very well..and i know from where to start and where to end ๐
Diksha :::ok sir ,so where is my cabin ๐
Sir :::diksha our senior executive mudraji will explain u in detail all ur work ...u have to seat with her and she will provide u necessary training ๐
Diksha (aapnee maan mai ):::kahee yeeh hamree forum walee mudraji..i mean teacherji tooh nahi hai haai tooh meree lottery laag gayee nahii tooh mere waat laag jayeegee ๐ญ
Diksha :::ok sir...so where can i find mudraji in office ๐
Sir :::she is in her cabin which is which is next to this cabin ๐
Diksha :::ok sir thx ๐
Diksha (aapnee maan mai ):::bhaagwanjii pls ekk kaam kaardoo..yeeh wahee mudrajiii hoo hamree forum waleee pls pls meree suunlooo mai aapkoo 11 rupees ka prasad dekee jaauugee ๐ณ
Diksha :::may i come in mam ๐
Mudraji(senior executive ):::yes u can come in ๐
Diksha :::hello mam ,i m diksha ๐
Mudraji (aapne maan mai):::kahee yeeh mere forum walee dikshaa tooh nahii hai tooh meree promotion iss baar paakkee ๐ฅณ
Mudraji :::diksha ...can i ask u something..if u dont mind ๐
Diksha :::yes mam u can..infact i also want to ask u something ๐
Mudrajii :::diksha..u have any idea about indiaforums ๐
Dikshaa ::::mudrajii i mean teacherjii ..aaap yahaaa ๐ค
Mudrajii :::aaree waah so r the same diksha whom i use to chat in forum ๐ค
Diksha :::acha ahuaa wooh trainer aap hi hoo warnaa mujee thaa ki aab mera kyaa hoogaa ๐ uultee khoopdee tooh muje forum mai masti kaarnee hi nahi detaa ๐ญ๐ญ
Mudrajii :::ulltee khoopdee booltee hoo tuum usee maii tooh usee double battery booltee huu ๐คฃ
Dikhsa :::double battery wooh naam aapnee kaisee rakhaa ๐ค
Mudraji:::aree joo mai kaartee huu wooh usee dekhtaa nahi...joo mai nahi kaartee uskee ki liyee mujee wooh mujee promotion de detaa hai ๐คฃ
Diksha ::: ๐๐ aap mahan ho teacherji ๐
Mudraji :::ekk min diksha chhupp ho jaooo ulltee khoopdee i mean double battery ka call aayaa hai ๐คช
Sir(on call ):::mudra the new candidate i send is diksha..and now onwards she is going to work under u ..u have to provide all necessary training and guide her well to carry on her work ๐๐ผ
Mudraji::::no worries sir...i will provide her all necessary training so that she can chg her status very fast ๐
Sir :::๐ฒ๐ฒwhich status u r talking about mudra ๐
Mudra(aapnee maan mai):::aree raam uultee khoopee ko kyaa booluu ki mai tooh indiaforum ki status chg ki baat kaar rahee thee ๐คฃ
Mudraji:::ohh sorry sir my mistake i mean to say i will provide her all guidance so that she can adjust herself very fast in this org'n ๐
Sir::;okk mudra..u can now proceed with u work ๐
Mudarji :::Diksha ulltee khoopdee nee i mean double battery said that we can proceed with our work ๐คฃ lets login diksha ๐คฃ
Diksha :::๐๐ teacherji but where is my new lappy ๐คฃ
Mudraji::::wait diksha..let me call the peon who will bring new lappy for u in name of ulltee khoopdee ๐คฃ
Diksha :::okkk but make order for branded new lappy..so that i can spam very fast ๐คฃ
Mudrajii ::::okk dikshaa i m ordering 2 new lappy..one for u and one more for me..so that i can spam from 2 lappy at the same timee ๐คฃ diksha i m told to provide u neccessray training..so i m ordering u to spam for whole day on forum ...๐คฃ