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Ishita Slapped
It was late night AarYa, Akaash and Ishita were sitting around a small coffee table in the Mumbai living room. Yash was explaining to Akaash what needed to be done in Bhopal. All of a sudden the lights went out; everything was pitch dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
As suddenly as the lights went out the lights returned.
Ishita was sitting there cupping a red cheek with her hand. All remain silent saying nothing.
Ishita thinks: "Yash must have tried to kiss Aarti. She must have thought it is me trying to kiss him and slapped me."
Yash thinks "Ishita must have tried to kiss me. Good thing Aartiji slapped her."
Aarti thinks "Ishita must have tried to kiss Yash. Good thing Yashji slapped her."
Akaash thinks: "I hope the electricity trips again. If there is another momentary blackout, I will make another kissing sound and slap Ishita again!"
(Adapted from the ever circulating slap joke)
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