What happens next(15th may)--Just for laughs Pg 7 - Page 3

What happens next – Just for laughs

Yash: Uff I am fed up, this is the 10001th call I have had to answer telling them that the show is not ending. I gave them a verbal confirmation what the heck more do they want. SBB and SBS not helping the cause.

I still have to go search for the my missing son. How can I end this abruptly?

Aarti; Of course Yashji...people are just spreading rumours. Let us give them a few AarYa scenes to calm down this week.

Yash: Aartiji...how can we do that? You have just had a emergency delivery, yet I see you roaming around the hospital and slapping Ishita. Romance will definitely seem out of place don't you think.

Aarti: Ok fine. I will pass my time decorating our room with soft toys.

Yash: You do that while I ignore Ishita and catch her from deliberately falling.

Aarti: Ishita??? Grr...Can you believe the excuse she is going to give for taking our premature Aayu from the incubator???

Yash: Yeah what is she going to say anyway???

Aarti: She is going to say that the incubator was not having proper air conditioning and so to "save" Aayu from the blasted summer she took him away from it.

Yash: And you are going to believe her.

Aarti: Of course not. I am going to slap her. But unfortunately she is key to my new pet project.

Yash: Oh! so after SP Rads PV project you have latched onto a new one haan?

Aarti: Yes...its called mission purnar-milaap for Sky and Ishita. I am giving tips to Sky on how to win your estranged wife whom you have abused from the word go.

Yash: WOW! Care to share your golden words??

Aarti: Yeah sure...he is in the light the candle and hug and fondle stage. Unfortunately he got tricked by wicked Ishita. Now he is even scared to touch her.

Yash: You never know Aartiji...he does carry the famous cas-genes of one-CON-wonders. Contraceptives may not work in that case.

Aarti: You are right. I have proof right here in Aayu our very own one-CON-wonder. Ooops let us find him first.

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Pratik: Come let us have some scenes together I have heard the show is going to end.

Pari: Its OK my bollywood career is booming anyway.

Pratik: Yeah I too got some dettol advt in my kitty so I am safe too. But then why are you so sad. Do you too in want of a chota Pratik of our own???

Pari: Dream on Mister. I was just wondering if my USS RAAT would ever see the light of day before the show ends.

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Pari/Pankaj: Do we have any spoilers???

CVs: We are thinking about it. Vidhi you can help Aarti decorate the room and Panku you can tell somemore PJs to Sky. That way both of you are covered for this week.

SP/Rads: What about us??

CVs: Your grand POTA has finally made an entrance. Throw the salad party for god sake. Let's outdo last years Yash's b'day. That way all this talk of show ending can stop.

EPISODE ENDS...

PS: Bua: Mere bhagwan ki kasam great! You had to end the episode without me in it. Grrr...

Just for laughs

GC: Uff finally we are done with PV.

KS: So it's confirmed we are not there in PV2. That's terrible.

GC: Shush! be quiet KS you are not supposed to voice your disappointment. Just wish the new PV2 luck alright and shoot for its promo.

KS: So what is this PV2 about? Let me guess a 10 year leap, right?

GC: Naah! What is the point with a leap when we are not in it? Plus I do not want to grey my hair and look old. My image will become kachra (ruined)

KS: Yeah me neither ****shudders when she imagines herself sporting grey hair****

GC: It's not even season2 of current PV you know. It's just the same name, same concept but entirely different starcast and storyline. See they even changed the tagline.

KS: No leap, not a season2. Wonder how they will go about it then. Ok same concept so we are still talking about leads going for a punar vivah, right?

GC: Who cares? No one can do the grieving husband like I did. I mean I made talking to portraits an art form.

KS: I agree. And no one can do the single struggling mom like me.

GC: Also how can they recreate our chemistry? I mean we took special lab classes to create our own formula. My hair fetish, my pallu grab. Those are all my signature moves. I will sue anyone who copies those.

KS: You do that GC and I will sue anyone who will say "mera bhagwan janta hai" or my "JKR" avatar. And I just hope they do not use our towel promo to promote PV2.

GC: No one can dare to go bare like me KS. So chillax. Btw are any of the support cast going to be recast?

KS: No idea. They just might. Our Ram Dulare is one cheap deal. His body shifting ability and age swings would be of great use to PV2 too.

SBB: Hey guys we got to know who the leads for PV2 are.😃😉

KS/GC: Really? Who who? Tell us. Tell us NOW

SBB: Sorry the program was stopped because of breaking news.

KS/GC: WTH. 😡😡

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PS: No offense to the new promo. But i got carried away😆