Itchita visits an Astrologer (fun post)

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Posted: 12 years ago
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After the brahman fiasco today Itchita went and visited a reputed astrologer in Bhopal. Her father frequently consulted this astrologer and his accuracy rate was over 40%.
The astrologer looked at Itchita's horoscope pensively for over 30 mins. Finally he broke the silence.
Astrologer: Itchita beti, I do not know how to artfully convey what I see so let me be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a vidwa (widow) - your husband will die a painful and violent death this year.
Itchita was stunned and stared at the astrologer transfixed. She was so shaken it seemed that all life had gone out of her. After a long pause she drew in several deep breaths and composed herself. Finally she broke the tense silence that hung like a veil over them.
Itchita: Panditji can you tell me if I will go to jail? Will there be a court case? If yes, will I be acquitted?
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pickachu thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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😆😆!
U can expect the same thing from ishita😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣

🤣 🤣 🤣

It is bound to happen one day soon 😡 😆

Aakash you better run for your life 😆



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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: pickachu

😆😆!

U can expect the same thing from ishita😆

Yup - good to know you agree.
😆😆😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: lovely_nikki

🤣 🤣 🤣

🤣 🤣 🤣

It is bound to happen one day soon 😡 😆

Aakash you better run for your life 😆



Nikki
I could not resist myself today. It is almost as if there is a fun post switch in my mind. As soon as I saw today's epi I knew Ak "had to run for his life"!! 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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What did Ishita kill Akash now!!😆 Time to ask the pandit if she can blame it on Boa!!!😆
Edited by AngelDark - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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sky will loose his money soon, and both end up in jail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: AngelDark

What did Ishita kill Akash now!!😆 Time to ask the pandit if she can blame it on Boa!!!😆

Good one - but our Bua has turned a new leaf now. After G3's departure she is all praise for Yash beta and Aarti bahu! That woman knows which side the bread is buttered!😉
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: gafulu14

sky will loose his money soon, and both end up in jail

Gafulu 😆😆😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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😆 😆 😆
Aakash babu run for your life 😆

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