Just for laughs:
Aarti's dumbo's guide for Yash to be a better husband the third time over:
1) Remove the giant size portraits of me from the bed-room. I was accommodating the new woman would not be that much. You do not want to sleep on the couch believe me it is very hard.
2) When you go to Mumbai do not drink Bhaang. You already have 3 and half children. Think about India's population explosion.
3) Check if she is a kuvari or she too has a hidden ex-husband. If your parents had done a back ground check of me all this mess could have been avoided.
4)Avoid going to the boxing ring if your third wife conceives. An alive father is better for a child than a dead one. Plus this time Tyson will not spare you.
5)I have requested Vidhi bhabhi to take away all the crockery from the house so if you get angry you only have the tread-mill or your naked feet marathon. Remember this point.
6) Do not give b'day parties without closing all points of exit. You found me in lalitpur you may not be lucky if it repeats.
7)Try not to venture in towels when your new wife is drying her hair. Your reflexes may have dimmed with time.
EDIT :
8)Try not to over-do surprises. They just stop being that after surprise number 3.
9)I know you do not know how to play the guitar so quit pretending at least in front of your new wife.
10) Bhel CON, Lemon CON, Bhaang CON and the list have my copy-writes so invent a new CON for your new wife. The CCTV cameras will keep me updated with what happens inside so beware if you infringe.
And thus Aarti wrote a 1000 point guide to Yash as a wedding gift for his tritiya vivah.
PS: Borna updated as requested. LOL
