Another interview of Boa

Me: Aapka shubh naam?

Boa: Mayakutee Scandalvali

Me: aapke pati kaise swargwasi huye?

Boa: Xcus me, he iz narakwasi, He no like me so woh rampyare ke saath bhaag gaya, I got hangry aur uska mutton saag banake khayi aur family ko boli usko sher kha gaya

Me: so sorry, poor you

Boa: No, no, main garib nahin, uske insooranse ka ek karood mila, mere bhaiya ko mat bolna

Me: aap aaj bhi sunder lagti hain, aapke soondarta ka kya raaz hai?

Boa: roz raat ko mirchi ka aachar fais pe lagati hu, so baar bhawan ki kasam khati hu, hazaar baar aarti ko gaali deti hu aur mandir jaane ke bahane disco mein Taatoo wale Biker logon ke sath hip hop karti hu

Me: punar vivah ke baare mein kya khayal hai?

Boa: mushkil hai becaz jitney bhi marad log ko mein line deti hoon, sab gay ban jate hain.

Me: aapne koi aur planet mein try nahin kiya, aaj kal UFO bahut dikhte hain?

Boa: arey, yeh to boath aachi eedia hai, main apne pandit ko abhi fon karti hoon

Me: Mujhe lagta hai, aapki Jodi, Shaatan ya yamraaj ke saath bhi achi rahegi.

Boa: Mujhe to Ra One ka Ra One bhi bahut sexy laga, thenk you aapki eedia ke liye, mein aapko apni shaadi mein zaroor bulaungi