... Good morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening, Good Night, Ola, Ni Hao, Salaam, Adaab, Namaste and a massive huge drool fest HELLO to all fellow human earthlings! *Does an OM Shanti OM Deepika royalty wave*. I am late again as per usual since nobody cared to tell me that this forum is finally open. I had pre-planned my speech, my confession of love and devotion and hence obsessively checked this forum every day waiting to be the FIRST to create a thread! ... However I seem to be 6 pages beaten! 😳
*Clears throat* Nevertheless, I am here now. Hi! My name is Samira also known as either Sammy or Mrs Maan Singh Phurana. You may know me as I have either:
- Sarcastically bashed your opinions - especially in the Bollywood or Tellywood articles displayed on the main page.
- Have shown my keyboard warrior skills by DISLIKING your comments. LMAO!
- Used to reside in the same Forum.
- Or you may be a reader of my pending Fan Fictions.
And for those who have not made encountered me - I shall re-introduce myself. I am indeed mentally married to Gurmeet - although he has yet to find out about his marriage. Call me his wife, lover, companion or what not. Point is .. HIS MINE! 🤣 I have claimed him! In fact if you zoom into his neck, you'll see an Edward Cullen vampire mark penetrating his tanned sexy skin.
... So for all you new fans who have just discovered his fine existence, let me break the news to you. YOUR TOO LATE! 😈 How dare you be so delayed in drooling after the best looking guy in television!? HOW!? Where have you all been when half the population aged from 10 and above was admitted to hospitals after hyperventilating from his hotness. Where were YOU!? Whence I saw him on screen, my drool dripped to my carpet and I was compelled to sweep it away with my Madhuri Dixit Maar Dala floor sweeping moves.
I used to pause Youtube and scream into my pillow every time he literally breathed on screen. I've doubled over in abdomen pain, crying and screeching 'Why are YOU so hot! WHY WHY WHY!' *Breaks into a Devdas Paro sprint and runs into a random door in psychotic abandon*. When he would raise those hands and reveal those famed, historically renowned fingers of his - I would bite it off and run in circles. No man should have hands like his. NO man!
If you are new then let me inform you that Gurmeet has a few famous limbs/features which you must acknowledge and respect if you wish to become a part of his fan group.
- His almond shaped eyes fringed with thick black curly lashes. I am NOT kidding, his eyes are the prettiest thing I have seen on mankind. And those lashes *fans face* - makes you burn in envy. I have even closed my eyes and tried to compare my lashes with his. Shame to be admitted but his is longer *eye twitch*
- His FINGERS. OHMYGOD! His fingers! 😍 They are long, clean, perfectly formed and proportioned. He has feminine hands and it is absolutely drool worthy. I intend to cut of his hands and preserve it in ice for future generations. Those hands *points shaking fingers to screen* are a historical phenomena! I have even written a short poem in dedication to his hands.
Thou hands have mesmerized me so
That it has compelled me to visualize the beauty of your toe!
Oh the world, the world is so terribly unfair
to give a man a pair of hands that has no signs of hair
*Sigh* He is so perfect. Ahem okay need to break out of this trance. So in order to appreciate and claim to be a true fan you have to ALWAYS compliment his eyes, eyelashes and fingers. It is mandatory. Also I would like to remind the world that his a good looking munda but but BUT-eh he looks MUCH hotter with a stubble. Previous fans already know this hence I am directing this to new fans. Facial hair belongs to him! In fact I had hidden all the razors for years and I don't know how he found a pair to trim it off. But I will always harbour a hope that his facial hair will return!
Anyway I've rattled on for too long! Please be warned that if you have heart problems then refrain from watching those show. I am now a diagnosed and permanent member of the hospital from drooling, being dehydrated, hyperventilated, shivered, had a fever, pneumonia, OCD and fetish with his hands. YOU will also never see men the same way as before. I compare everyone to him. And that is why I am a single, unmarried, unclaimed 20 year old whom is in the midst of cloning another version of him!
His face and voice is enough to even impregnate you without any form of intimacy. Sometimes his presence will come all of a sudden and you will scream so loud, that you might be in potential danger of plopping out Prena's 10th child!
YOU have been WARNED
His Mine!
Just Sayeeen
Regards
Sammy xx
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