sumthing to make u all laugh

To put some masala into da forum I decided to post in some jokes which I know.

Do reply n do tell me if you like them. Here are da first two.

'Arre, tumhare Scooter ke pahiye mein keel ghusi hui hai! Lao main nikaal deta hoon.'

'Nahi, Nahi, mat nikaalana varna hawa nikal jayegi.'

Ek bikhari aawaj laga raha tha : ' Jo de uska bhi bhala aur jo na de uska bhi bhala'

Ek wahan se gusarte hue aadami ne poocha: ' kyon bhai, agar main tumhe paanch rupe doon aur fir waapas le loon to?

Bikhari ne jawab diya: ' to.. pehele aap ko 2-4 crore ki lottery nikalegi, fir heart attack ho jayega.

If you guys have few add them on

wow thanks dear 👏 👏 👏 ....how abt adding some jokes related to prc....so that this thread will stay in here otherwise mods will move it to jokes section
okies , let me add one:

**PRC: sanyo!!! yeh kya thu mereh yaad maih choti aur moti hogayi ho..main ne socha thai ki tum..suk keh kadi hogae hogi???
**Prithvi: tumhari yaad meh maineh bohot pop corn kaa liyatha...uski ka asar hai yeh ...choti.???..main choti nahi tum lambh hogaye ho!!!
**PRC: Kannuj maih high heels nahi hai kya???
**Sanyo: thaai..maineh sareh heels pehan pehan kar toddeh 😆

PRC: Nanaji...main aap se bohot gussa hoooon......aap neh kaha tha ki aap 4 saal meh marr gayageh..isiliya..maineh...dilli ka singhasan svikaar (accept)kiya ...aisa kyu kiya aap neh..kyuuu kyuu kyuuu 😭 😭 😭
Nanaji: Puthar Prithvi 😆 ....mujhe pension nahin melthi agar meh singhasan nahin chotha 😳

Cheers
❤️Kai❤️

ps: kindly excuse for my spelling errors 😳

Originally posted by: Kai_Hiwatari

wow thanks dear 👏 👏 👏 ....how abt adding some jokes related to prc....so that this thread will stay in here otherwise mods will move it to jokes section
okies , let me add one:

**PRC: sanyo!!! yeh kya thu mereh yaad maih choti aur moti hogayi ho..main ne socha thai ki tum..suk keh kadi hogae hogi???
**Prithvi: tumhari yaad meh maineh bohot pop corn kaa liyatha...uski ka asar hai yeh ...choti.???..main choti nahi tum lambh hogaye ho!!!
**PRC: Kannuj maih high heels nahi hai kya???
**Sanyo: thaai..maineh sareh heels pehan pehan kar toddeh 😆

PRC: Nanaji...main aap se bohot gussa hoooon......aap neh kaha tha ki aap 4 saal meh marr gayageh..isiliya..maineh...dilli ka singhasan svikaar (accept)kiya ...aisa kyu kiya aap neh..kyuuu kyuu kyuuu 😭 😭 😭
Nanaji: Puthar Prithvi 😆 ....mujhe pension nahin melthi agar meh singhasan nahin chotha 😳

Cheers
❤️Kai❤️

ps: kindly excuse for my spelling errors 😳

😆😆😆 wowwwwwwww lovely jokes

Originally posted by: ksks_111

To put some masala into da forum I decided to post in some jokes which I know.

Do reply n do tell me if you like them. Here are da first two.

'Arre, tumhare Scooter ke pahiye mein keel ghusi hui hai! Lao main nikaal deta hoon.'

'Nahi, Nahi, mat nikaalana varna hawa nikal jayegi.'

Ek bikhari aawaj laga raha tha : ' Jo de uska bhi bhala aur jo na de uska bhi bhala'

Ek wahan se gusarte hue aadami ne poocha: ' kyon bhai, agar main tumhe paanch rupe doon aur fir waapas le loon to?

Bikhari ne jawab diya: ' to.. pehele aap ko 2-4 crore ki lottery nikalegi, fir heart attack ho jayega.

If you guys have few add them on

😆😆nice jokes and a nice post.......this forum has realy become very boring

Originally posted by: Kai_Hiwatari

wow thanks dear 👏 👏 👏 ....how abt adding some jokes related to prc....so that this thread will stay in here otherwise mods will move it to jokes section
okies , let me add one:

**PRC: sanyo!!! yeh kya thu mereh yaad maih choti aur moti hogayi ho..main ne socha thai ki tum..suk keh kadi hogae hogi???
**Prithvi: tumhari yaad meh maineh bohot pop corn kaa liyatha...uski ka asar hai yeh ...choti.???..main choti nahi tum lambh hogaye ho!!!
**PRC: Kannuj maih high heels nahi hai kya???
**Sanyo: thaai..maineh sareh heels pehan pehan kar toddeh 😆

PRC: Nanaji...main aap se bohot gussa hoooon......aap neh kaha tha ki aap 4 saal meh marr gayageh..isiliya..maineh...dilli ka singhasan svikaar (accept)kiya ...aisa kyu kiya aap neh..kyuuu kyuu kyuuu 😭 😭 😭
Nanaji: Puthar Prithvi 😆 ....mujhe pension nahin melthi agar meh singhasan nahin chotha 😳

Cheers
❤️Kai❤️

ps: kindly excuse for my spelling errors 😳

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Originally posted by: arshitgupta

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Good jokes

I would like...if this thing continues.....keep it up..😳

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Sohni

okay here one more:

sanyo:Prithvi tum yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Prithvi: tumhe kya lagta?
sanyo: sawal maine pehele poocha tha to mujhe jawab pehele milna chahiye
Prithvi: maine abhi to diya
Sanyo: kahan diya tumne sawal poocha, kher koio baat nahi. mujhe lagta hai ki tum mujhse milne aaye ho.
Prithvi: tum paagal ho gayi ho kya? main bhala tumse kyun milne aaonga, mujhse tumse milne ke alaawa aur bohot zaroori kaam hain
Sanyo:acha..waise bhi main to sirf mazak kar rahi thi. main tumhare saath apna waqt kyun barbaad karoon, main itni bhi bewekoof nahi hoon.
Prithvi: acha.. mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum bewekoof ho bhi, chalo acha hai tumne khud hi bata diya.

Originally posted by: ksks_111

okay here one more:

sanyo:Prithvi tum yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Prithvi: tumhe kya lagta?
sanyo: sawal maine pehele poocha tha to mujhe jawab pehele milna chahiye
Prithvi: maine abhi to diya
Sanyo: kahan diya tumne sawal poocha, kher koio baat nahi. mujhe lagta hai ki tum mujhse milne aaye ho.
Prithvi: tum paagal ho gayi ho kya? main bhala tumse kyun milne aaonga, mujhse tumse milne ke alaawa aur bohot zaroori kaam hain
Sanyo:acha..waise bhi main to sirf mazak kar rahi thi. main tumhare saath apna waqt kyun barbaad karoon, main itni bhi bewekoof nahi hoon.
Prithvi: acha.. mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum bewekoof ho bhi, chalo acha hai tumne khud hi bata diya.

lol i can very well imagine anas & pooja saying this😆

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Originally posted by: Kai_Hiwatari

wow thanks dear 👏 👏 👏 ....how abt adding some jokes related to prc....so that this thread will stay in here otherwise mods will move it to jokes section
okies , let me add one:

**PRC: sanyo!!! yeh kya thu mereh yaad maih choti aur moti hogayi ho..main ne socha thai ki tum..suk keh kadi hogae hogi???
**Prithvi: tumhari yaad meh maineh bohot pop corn kaa liyatha...uski ka asar hai yeh ...choti.???..main choti nahi tum lambh hogaye ho!!!
**PRC: Kannuj maih high heels nahi hai kya???
**Sanyo: thaai..maineh sareh heels pehan pehan kar toddeh 😆

PRC: Nanaji...main aap se bohot gussa hoooon......aap neh kaha tha ki aap 4 saal meh marr gayageh..isiliya..maineh...dilli ka singhasan svikaar (accept)kiya ...aisa kyu kiya aap neh..kyuuu kyuu kyuuu 😭 😭 😭
Nanaji: Puthar Prithvi 😆 ....mujhe pension nahin melthi agar meh singhasan nahin chotha 😳

Cheers
❤️Kai❤️

ps: kindly excuse for my spelling errors 😳

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i was thinking y don't we make a story on Prithvi n sanyo.. one of us start the story n other follown on by writing two or three lines.

wat do u guys say?