Sarcastic update 30.09.07

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Posted: 17 years ago
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The epi starts with Prithvi leading his army to the battlefield, but what is this they find no parmar ki sena there………this really angers prithvi. He angrily shouts "yeh parmar ke sena gayi kahan" even last time they did this disappearing act and he had to wait one whole month to fight this war.

This confusion is too much for poor sikander he looks scared out of his wits and asks prithvi "maharaj yeh ho kya raha hai" prithvi gives him an angry glare in answer and asks him to be quiet. Suddenly they see a rainfall of arrows coming there way, Sanjam is perplexed at this and asks Prithvi what it was. Prithvi was completely fed up now he was supposed to fight the war or play quiz.

Prithvi asks everyone to bend down and take shelter. But for some of his sena the curiosity got the better of them and they stood up to just see what is happening and were struck with arrows. Some had cramps in there leg from bending so jumped in the air and were struck with arrows. Some just wanted to die so moved their shields aside. Prithvi then asked everyone to stand up and glared all around him and at last spotted parmars sena led by his useless son. But seeing their army charging towards them prithvi was very angry….now he would mostly single handedly have to kill all of them. His sena whom he had hired from Delhi Natak Semalan were good in all forms of dance but sucked at warfare. That sikander spent more time in striking stupid poses then fighting and sanjam was the only one who cld fight but he wld hv to look after him coz of the psycho babas bahvishyavani.

Prithvi again asked everyone to hide behind their shield. But some who were fed up of this utha bathak exercise kept standing and were struck. When the rain of arrows stopped the sena was surprised not to find their maharaj…..so instead of fighting they started looking around for him. Prithvi then got up from below some of his dead sena ppl and screamed in frustration. His sena never followed his instructions properly first they stood around to die and then they fall all over him. Sikander then pushed the army men fallen on him so hard that the dead guy opened his eyes for a minute to look at what was wrong.

Finding them surrounded by mohabas army prithvi gave his war cry and charged forward. His army immediately started their dandiya raas. The poor mohaba army had bow and arrow so they started playing dandiya with their bows instead of talwar. Some of prithvis army started playing dandiya among themselves only instead of mohabas army.

Prithvi then charges towards mohabas prince and blames him he gave him time to prepare for the war and not treachery. The prince reverts that he has only reversed his war planning's. Hearing this prithvi immediately thinks abt pundir and sanjam as they r in danger. But then remembers that sanjam is with him and he had sent pundir and chander. Prithvi is surprised that when he himself does not remembers his war plans then how did the prince of mohaba come to know abt them.

Prithvi now thinks he cant keep running every where trying to save everyone so it wld be better if they were all in one place where he cld keep an eye on all his frnds. He asked sikander to go and get chander where pundir was fighting and he wld join them there. At this the prince replied he wont let prithvi go so prithvi beat his shield screaming Prithvi Raj Chahuan Ne Khabhi Harna Nahin Sikha…….he was fed up of repeating this dia but still ppl didn't get it.


Prithvi then killed of the prince. Mohabas sena seeing their prince dead left the war and ran from there but by mistake some of prithvis sena also started running. They forgot which side they were fighting for.

They show sanyo has at last woke up and the kids ask her abt lakshman. Then Vikram comes with Lakshman and his sister who is to look after sanyo till they get married. Sanyo objects to this and explains vikram that she is not his type she is a girl so they cant get married. Due to sanyos screaming Vikram ears starting paining he had an ear infection and had requested sanyo not to scream,,,,,,,but this girl never listens to anyone. Beleiving her to be a bad influence on kids, vikram took the kids with him and informed sanyo that they wld be getting married after 5 days. In 5 days his ear infection wld be healed and his new clothes wld also be stitched by then. He wanted to show chachaji what he had missed.

Here sikander reaches chander and asks him to stop his war and proceed towards where pundir was. Chander is very happy to hear this. He was really scared he wld hv to fight Alah all by himself. Prithvi and sanjam reach where pundir was fighting. Here udal has beaten pundir very badly seeing this prithvi is very angry.

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Posted: 17 years ago
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what no one liked the update this time 😕
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Sikander then pushed the army men fallen on him so hard that the dead guy opened his eyes for a minute to look at what was wrong.
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Too good Kiran 🤣
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: kirantarani2007

what no one liked the update this time 😕

How is that possible Kiran😃 Your sarcastic update are famous in the PRC section 😃

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Power20

Sikander then pushed the army men fallen on him so hard that the dead guy opened his eyes for a minute to look at what was wrong.
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Too good Kiran 🤣

thanks😊

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: kirantarani2007

Prithvi again asked everyone to hide behind their shield. But some who were fed up of this utha bathak exercise kept standing and were struck. When the rain of arrows stopped the sena was surprised not to find their maharaj…..so instead of fighting they started looking around for him. Prithvi then got up from below some of his dead sena ppl and screamed in frustration. His sena never followed his instructions properly first they stood around to die and then they fall all over him. Sikander then pushed the army men fallen on him so hard that the dead guy opened his eyes for a minute to look at what was wrong.



😆utha bathak.....lol......gr8 updt......and the vikky-chachaji love angle is the best😳....thanks kiran😃
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Posted: 17 years ago
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hahaah utak betak thtz wuh i said i was like" y do they hav to stand up wen they will die stupid cupid
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Posted: 17 years ago
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I don't have words to express,this is so hilarious that even rajat will fall off from his chair if he reads this.Just too good and interesting.Please keep doing this because this is the best part of the PRC section. 😆 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: kirantarani2007

what no one liked the update this time 😕

How can u say so Kiran !! I love ur sarc updates.. This one was great especially the war scenes . Dandia, prithvis men fleeing, dead man opening eyes 😆 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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toooooooooooo good kiran...... 👏

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