meanwhile vik wid indra..
vik: hum bhi chale??
indra: kahaan??
vik: arrey woh..woh morits
indra: abbey ghanchakkar moritis nahi mauritius!!!waise bhi main tumhaare saath kyun jaaoon??
vik: woh dono gayein hain na??jaane waale chale gaye..ab hum dono chalein
indra: tujh jaise maindak aankhon ke saath kaun jaayega??
vik: tu apne aap ko kya samajhti hai??tu bhi kisi hathini se kam nahi..main to bas sanyo ka peecha karne ka tareeka dhoondh raha tha
indra: WAH!! bandar ko pehli bar akkal ka kaam sujha!!
vik: to tumhe pri chahiye aur mujhe sanyo..to chalein?
indra: theek hai theek hai..lekin flite mein humaare alag alag seat honge
vik: suna hai ki wahaan bahut saare bhoot banglein hain..(frightened tone)
indra: tum bhooton pe vishwaas rakhte ho??pata nahi tum kaise ek desh ke future raja bannewaale ho
vik: agar wahaan..(indra gets bugged n stops him)
indra: abbey mere baap..kucch nahi hoga..agar ek lafz aage bola to tumhe bhoot bangle mein bhej doongi..phir wahin bhooton ke saath apna suhag raat advance mein manana
vik: MUMMY!!!!
indra: CHUP BE!! guards mere clothes..nahi nahi..abbey o darpok.jaake mere kapde pack kar varna...
vik: theek hai
sumbody continue 😃
vikram returns after a while..carrying a huge bundle with clothes packed inside..and two cows behind him
indro: VIKRAM! YEH KYA HAI?
vikram: gaai. diktha nahin hai kya?
indro: LEKIN TUM INN DONO GAIYON KO YAHAAN KYUN LEKAR AAYE HO?
vikram: abey fateli baas. hum mauritius kya chal kar jaayenge kya? mujhe ghodon se darr lagta hai..isliye hum mauritius inn gaiyon main jaayenge!
indro: hai bhagwannnn lekin phir toh humain mauritius pohochne main MAHINO lag jaayenge!!!
vikram: mujhe kuch nahin pata. hum mauritius inn gaaiyon main bhet kar jaayenge yah nahin jayenge.
indro: theek hai theek hai. lekin humain mauritius ka raasta nahin pata..chalo kissi se pooch the hai..
she spots a drunk man nearby
indro: bhai saab..kya aap humain bataa sakte hai ki mauritus kaise jaatey hai?
drunkard looks at her with confusion..scratches his head..and points at a random direction
indro: thank you!!!!!! aap mahaan ho!!!!!
vikram and indro mount their cows and set off for mauritius! 😆
someone continue!