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Originally posted by: Kai_Hiwatari

some interesting questions:


Why is abbreviated such a long word? ask the dict

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it? cause he thinks ur fooling him

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk? yup😆

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?naked😆

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections? cause its neddle lool



1.How far can a bear walk into the woods? untill his legs dont get a thorn
2.What is the value of coin dated 24 B.C.? let me check the coin
3.How many grooves does a 45rpm phonograph record have? howmany u want 2 record

4.A camper leaves her camp, hikes 1 mile south, then 1 mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes 1 mile north to arrive at her camp. What color is the bear?

5.If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?
6.If a south bound electric train is traveling at a rate of 66 miles per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour, which way will the smoke blow?
7.On which side of a chicken are the most feathers?
8.If a plane crashes on the North Carolina and Virginia border, where would the survivors be buried?
9.Is there a fourth of July in England?
10.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
11.Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get?
12.A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 3 of them die. How many sheep are left?

cheers
❤️Kai❤️

i hve 2 goooo😭

i no my ans are not tht interesting cause of exams sryyy wait till they get ova sryy

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Describe in one word:-

Blue-

River-

Pratha-

Red-

Sea-

Rajat-

leo-

dee7-

lashy-

Ocean-

Sky is blue-

kundalia-

dershana11

Pen(writing pen not pen786)-

Sanyogita-

kai-

blamed_x_myself-

music of PRC-

Tutata Tara(Hope u know)-

Yogya jodi-

C ya😉

Originally posted by: Kai_Hiwatari

phew finally jyoti madam showed up😡geez..blame my school yaar..not me

Originally posted by: Kai_Hiwatari

wht exploded☢️ 😲 🤣🤣🤣...boo booo

haha..booboo...ahem..kulfii ji..u are soo rude!! lucky explain why u think im out of a circus dear... im gna make a bigg fuss outta dis..jst like parii did with her hitler awardd 😆

jas...a good girl? well atleast one thing is right..well we arent including spamming now are we?

abhyyy...why are you always trynaa wind everyone upp 😡 pay bakc time 😛

Originally posted by: Jattinder!

haha..booboo...ahem..kulfii ji..u are soo rude!! lucky explain why u think im out of a circus dear... im gna make a bigg fuss outta dis..jst like parii did with her hitler awardd 😆 cause u always keep on jokingg i said tht not in a bad way

jas...a good girl? well atleast one thing is right..well we arent including spamming now are we?

abhyyy...why are you always trynaa wind everyone upp 😡 pay bakc time 😛

Originally posted by: Kai_Hiwatari

some interesting questions:


Why is abbreviated such a long word? ask the dict

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it? cause he thinks ur fooling him

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk? yup😆

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?naked😆

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections? cause its neddle lool



1.How far can a bear walk into the woods? untill his legs dont get a thorn
2.What is the value of coin dated 24 B.C.? let me check the coin
3.How many grooves does a 45rpm phonograph record have? howmany u want 2 record

4.A camper leaves her camp, hikes 1 mile south, then 1 mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes 1 mile north to arrive at her camp. What color is the bear? white ice

5.If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side? centre
6.If a south bound electric train is traveling at a rate of 66 miles per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour, which way will the smoke blow? north
7.On which side of a chicken are the most feathers? evry side
8.If a plane crashes on the North Carolina and Virginia border, where would the survivors be buried? in the bordr
9.Is there a fourth of July in England? yes
10.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? y not
11.Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get? 25
12.A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 3 of them die. How many sheep are left?

14

cheers
❤️Kai❤️

Originally posted by: Kai_Hiwatari

Some more 😉

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? cause of sunlight
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? so tht it dosnt fall in i guess
Why do we never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? dunno
Why doctors call what they do "practice"? dunno
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? letme call my coputer repairer
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? dunno
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? dunno
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? dunno

Who would taste dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? dunno
🤬
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? 🤬
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? 🤬
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? 🤬
Why do they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? 🤬
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 🤬
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? 🤬
what if one day u enter in ur own house and everyone burts out laughing well nuthing is wrong with u u are looking beautiful but still all ur family members start laughing at u and then suddenly all stop and each leave in their own rooms what would be ur rection to that? 🤬

2--one night while u sleeping peacefully some kid comes and tickel u and run and again he/she comes and tickel u and run and again and again for almost half night and one time u just catch him/her what would u do to that kid? 🤬

3--while walking on the streets u suddenly fall down not much just abit tripp and u see almost 100 ppl looking at u starring at u as if u have juts killed someone..what would u do?apart from running from there dunno

Which is the last book you have read?
Is there any book which has inspired you dunno



If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done? dunno

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire? dunno

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour? 🤬

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice? 🤬

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular? 🤬

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?🤬

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
🤬
Is it possible to have a civil-war? 🤬

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead? 🤬

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be? 🤬

that's it for today
cheers
❤️Kai❤️

sry for all the 🤬

Originally posted by: Innocent Ishita

I'm Back 😊good




Describe in one word:-

Blue- sky

River-bed

Pratha- sweet

Red- blood

Sea- water

Rajat- prc

leo- awesome

dee7- kool

lashy- aweomse

Ocean- water

Sky is blue-wow

kundalia- nicee

dershana11 nicee

Pen(writing pen not pen786)- lool kool

Sanyogita- gone mad sometimes

kai- superkool

blamed_x_myself- sweet

music of PRC- kooooool

Tutata Tara(Hope u know)- yup aweosme

Yogya jodi- kooooooooool

C ya😉bye

Originally posted by: komalsirwani

aww baby so sad lucky hehehe go on n ure answers arent boring at all honey infact theyre very very interestin don worry 👏 keep answering great goin 😉 😉

haha come on i no the truth