ALERT: A MERA(aka lengthy) POST,PLEASE DO READ ON
(approx. 7.2 yards in length today)😕😲😉😃
Arushi gave KN a jhoota-whopper, Senior Takurs received an unexpected "Welcome Home" surprise, Krishna offered to get Arushi out of the kaidhkhana aka Takur Niwas. The Saxsena sisters had a heart to heart chat with a few apologies thrown in. A disgusted Krishna added a few snide remarks to the mix for his part.
Krishna was enjoying a wonderful scalp massage from Ganti Dadi. He told her to give KN one too.Baba I guess you didn't know that KN was slated to get a different kind of massage, a stinging one.... the jootha variety. Arushi replayed KN's taunts over and over in her head using it to fuel her rage before she made her way to the main hal. Confident that she was revved up enough to act Arushi made her way out of the kitchen, still wearing the weapon of her choice in her plan to teach KN, the big bad wolf a lesson he wouldn't soon forget. Determined to deliver a SOCK-sena punch she headed out to center stage where all the family's gatiya and dirty linens were aired on a regular basis. KN smirked at Arushi and it was the spark she needed to make her next move. "You want to show me a trailer, I'll show you the full picture"and make you the poster boy, you trailer trash! 😡 She slowly removed her jootha her focus still on the target as the big bad wolf stood lulled into a false sense of confidence (What a dud!) Wham! Sha-baam! What a whopper!A stinging volley landed across KN's left cheek from the sole of the animal skin sandal just as the Senior Takurs sauntered in.A warm, smashing Welcome Home to you, Mr. & Mrs. Sajjan Singh, courtesy of Arushi SOCK-Sena. The audience were now on their feet (what? no applause👏 or "encore!👍🏼 😲)
We are now entering the animal kingdom as we know it with the return of the SS and Amma by his side. Amma came to the defense of her overgrown, bad man-cub with a loud cat call. Alarmed by the sound of the call Prats rushed to Arushi's side. Amma challenged Arushi to explain how she dared to slap her man-cub in her den and what was so terrible that provoked her to hurt him. Arushi didn't stay silent. Instead she stood up to Amma and told her to ask her man-cub to explain his gatiya behavior all by himself. KN tried to cover his tracks and said he was only playing jija-saali games. Yeah right! Nice try, you dud! They are more like sicko games. Amma and SS faces registered the truth in Arushi's words. After all they knew their oldest son was up to no good. No longer intimidated Arushi lashed out at KN, said she had the brains to tell the difference between fun and all his dirty talk, his forcing himself on her and being a bloody nuisance since her arrival at the Niwas. For a moment there, she sounded just like her Papa, only she was more effective in getting the message across to the stunned audience in the room!Ganti dadi was digusted, Kesar was ashamed and Krishna looked both embarrassed and shocked at all that had gone on under his roof. SS and Amma looked guilty fully aware of the truth being laid before them about their good for nothing man-cub. He knew Arushi was speaking the truth, bec' KN had made the mistake of asking her if she wanted any treats in his presence a few days ago. KN swung his hand at Arushi to shut her up but Prats the young sherni that she is stopped him with a stern warning not to make the mistake of raising his hand again. Good going, Prats! E huyi na baat. Your sher after all is right behind you. But wait,watch out, Prats! The lioness is going to attack you. Oh no! This time the Buzurg Lion himself stepped in to defend his useless man-cub with a might roar. Krishna silently listened as his father attacked his sherni and saali sahiba. SS said the Saxsena sisters could put on an act of being pure like Ganga but he knew their kind.😲 He defended his son's explanation when KN said he was playing games. He accused Arushi and said she probably led him on and waved a red flag in front of the raging bull so there was no need to create a drama now . Sure Takurji, why wouldn't you defend your son, he has inherited your values and you are defending yourself in the process too. Shame on you!
Prats now had the floor. She told SS he was wrong in defending his son bec' his oldest son used women like objects and didn't give a thought or care about how it affected her. Takurji, turned his back on Prats bec' he couldn't face the truth in her words. KN's came back with his pathetic defense that he was no goody shoes like her nor had he the time to think about these matters. Krishna looked furious, did he pick up on his brother's dig at him for having too much time on his hands? Uh, Katra Naresh, you do have some grey matter between your ears, do use them once in a while before they become totally useless. KN continued he had full rights to fool around with his saali.Btw, dud, she's Krishna's saali sahiba not yours and he doesn't fool around with her, so what gives you the right to get into such gatiya behavior.
Prats had the podium to herself and giving her pravachan to an audience mostly indifferent to her😕. Was there a flicker of pride on Krishna's face listening to Prats? He also looked like he wanted to punch his brother's lights out. She said that the people who talked about jeeju-saali rights used it to cover up their tracks while they had affairs with them, as if they came for free as part of the dowry.
Krishna had had enough of his family's ridiculous defense of KN. He told Arushi to get packed and he would take her back home.👏 Amma couldn't believe her ears😲. She asked Baba how he could want to take his saali home after she had given his brother a joota-maar? She had raised him all his life not the folks at Mumfordgunj for Baba to want to take his saali back home. What kind of faltu logic is this Amma? Krishna's sarcastic comback was brilliant! He was disgusted with his family's attitude and defense of KN. He asked Amma if he should send Arushi back home with KN instead. Wah, Baba! You rock! Lallantap zinger!👏👍🏼
Prats told Arushi had she known about KN's advances she wouldn't have sent her home. Arushi was concerned Takurs might take their anger out on Prats. Prats blamed herself for Arushi's distress but asked her to keep the matter to herself and not tell Mummy Papa as it would make matters worse. What? Prats didn't you learn anything after keeping secrets from Krishna, you are still recovering from the fallout on that one. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Now we know this one is going to create gajab notanki come Arushi's wedding time. Hope Saxsenas can muster this one! OUCH!
Krishna was on his way out with his saali when KN warned him that his saali had said too much and he wasn't going to let her get away with it.😡😲 Krishna's eyes shot daggers😡 at his useless bro, while the rest of the family exchanged looks at each other.😕 SS and Amma seemed content and impressed with KN.😕Grrrrrrrrrr! Shame on them, not a word of caution or reprimand to their son. SS just called KN a dog and that was it. Ugh!
Prats wanted to go along with Krishna and Arushi, but he was in no mood for a trip with his beebi tonight. He asked Prats if she questioned his character now. Prats was truly offended. Where did that come from?😲 Baba, what happened to you?😲 Your eagle-eyed parents are waiting with bated breath to pick on Prats. You normally never say such things to your "jaan" in front of your folks. Stop it, dude! Here we were praising you for keeping meeya beebi matters private. 😕
SS insulted Arushi on her way out telling her to get her parting gifts from the neighbors. He focused shifted back to winning the elections. Nothing else seems to work at home, so why not? He commented that this was the way things went when an educated girl was brought into the family.😕
Preview: A seething Katra Naresh told Kesar that he was not going to spare Arushi, wait till he got his hands on her. Well, you must be the dumbest dud in Allahabad to tom-tom your vicious plans to everyone in the house including Krishna who didn't like it one bit. Gauging by the hardened look in Krishna's eyes,😡 did he have a flashback of Angadwa saying the same words to him a while ago? 😲 Looks like we may be hearing a lot of Krishna, Krishna, Krishna da da dadada'.in the coming weeks and months. Why did KN repeat the same thing to Kesar a second time?😕
P.S: Today, Krishna said very little but when he did they were zingers 😡at the two important women in his life.
When will Kesar ever speak up? She has some of the most potent secrets floating around that house. She knows that the family are plotting to kill Prats, that KN is now planning to get his hands on Arushi. What else will she hear and know and still stay mute about it? Enough already, Kesar, stop playing dumb in more ways than one when we know you are capable of being sneaky if you chose to do so.
It was appalling to watch Amma and SS's indifference to KN's behavior and actually look on with a sense of pride at his warning to get back at Krishna's saali sahiba. Are things going to head to a point when either Kesar or Ganti Dadi will finally break their vow of silence? Now let's hope meeya beebi are on the mend tomorrow after Krishna processes some of today's gajab notanki.
A day without a glimpse of the Saxsenas! Yay!👏👏👏👏👏 A reason to celebrate! Drinks for everyone, take your pick!
But seriously, NO CHAI WILL BE SERVED TODAY!
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