My favourite is back today!!

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Deepthi

@Beauceant

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Posted: 11 years ago

Yes!!! In the middle of the ocean of tears that the forum has become, I'm happy😃.. Because my favourite is back.. Its none other than our Vasectomy specialist, encounter virodhi, non violent😉and eternally tormented by Rudra's actions.. His poor boss.. 👏

And so are his fantabulous dialogues.. I really want to meet the person who pens these.. They are priceless gems..

Rudra he screams.,. And while Rudra sa grimaces😕, I smile😊😊

Tumhe laashon ko dekhne ka shauk hai kya??

Of course of course that's his hobby, to watch corpses.. Din't you know he has a second job at the Birpur morgue, as the WATCHMAN!! Where his sits and stares at corpses all night long..

Itne insaan marey hai tumne, itne keede makodon ko marte dekh dukh hota..

Sirji. one doubt!! Are also among the TRP aunties who find RR too violent and intense?? Are you responsoible for the falling TRPs?? I am disappointed in you..😭

Waise.. Seeing dead insects makes you sad?? 😲

Kya paya tumne yeh sab kuch karke??

Rudra believes in actions speaking and takes the cloth off the weapons and cash.. Now here I was thinking its all the laash that Rudra loves to watch and it turns out to be this!! Rudra sa, why cover the weapons with safed chaadar??

Sirji if you dint get it let me explain.. What he got by this??

101 AK 47

202 pistols

1526 cartridges

50 crores in cash ( Its an extravagant show, no kanjoosi anywhere..)

5 dead BSD officers

15-20 dead terrorists/innocent civilians of Padosi mulk (up for interpretation)

1 dead back stabber groom Varun-sa😡

1 tiranga flying high

1 super hot Paro bai sa locked up next door/mirror(the deal clincher😳)

And one fantastic MU which will run the show for next 100/200 episodes!!!

Itna paisa mein itna hi milega!!

Rudra hum jungle mein nahio rehte ki shikaar kiya aur chupke se nikal gaye..

Sirji, we all know this is happening on the Rann ki Reth, its been drilled into our minds already.. What you need to remember is its Rakth se rachi.. Blood .. Implies violence you see..

Jawab dena padta hai mujhe..

Ahhh.. now the true concerns come out.. Of course you have to do it.. Rudra gets paid to protect the border and kill the terrorists, you get paid to explain it.. Deal??

The Padosi mulk, which has complained.. Now which Sunny Deol movie is this line inspired from??

Civilians raste mein teetar marne key liye AK 47 lekar nahi chalte..

Well said Rudra sa.. BTW which gun would you recommend for shooting those teetars??

And as he leaves to answer more questions, he give Rudra one tip.. Tempt the witness with freedom..

Sir ji you are dealing with Paro bai sa here.. Freedom really ??

One more doubt Rudra sa before I leave.. Does pronouncing all "-la" with a nasal twang turn hindi to Rajasthani?? Dullhann.. Challo..