'Twisht!'

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rpeez

@rpeez

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

Just a topic dedicated to craziest twists we could think of. Just type in your wackiest imaginations, and let's have a laugh over them. 😃

My twist,

Benazir gets a message that, Jalaal wants to meet her in his chambers, she smiles to her-self, for the 1000th time praises her husn, gets a fresh dose of venom by self-inflicting a snake-bite, wears the same-old purple dress and goes to his room.

Jodha, sees her going to Jalaal's room. Since she knows of Benazir's secret, she decides to follow her. Once she reaches Jalaal's room, she hides behind the stone lattice to see what's going on.

Jalaal and Benazir go blah blah blah, and finally Benazir leans to Jalaal and they kiss. (Viewer's are spared the torture, by showing Jodha's seething face). When they are done Benazir collapses. Jalaal wipes dark green liquid from his mouth (darker than Benz's), and says, "Shahenshaon ko har cheez h\ke liye taiyyar hona hota hai."

Jodha is shocked, but only momentarily, she runs outside, catches the first horse she sees and gallops off to Amer.

MUHAHAHA 🤡

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abhi

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Posted: 11 years ago

OMG hillarious 🤣 🤣

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Parijatrocks

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Posted: 11 years ago

🤔

i wanna see JOJA kiss but she is runnig away

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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

what was that ? 😆😆😆

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INDU

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Posted: 11 years ago

omg...hillarious...i wish dis happens...maza a jayega

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akdhadeewaanii

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Parijatrocks
🤔
i wanna see JOJA kiss but she is runnig away

hahaha...is janam me to bhul jao...🤣🤣they are limited to only back hug..huhhh...
well nice thread😆😆

Edited by shreya931 - 11 years ago

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Simran Shriya

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Posted: 11 years ago

Omggg 🤣 🤣
tune rh stry hi palat daali

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InkAndFable

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Posted: 11 years ago

ROFL

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Edited by Sanya..25 - 11 years ago

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purva

@AnuPurva

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Posted: 11 years ago

jodha shocked..😉 Jalal rocked...😛🤡😆

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rpeez

@rpeez

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Posted: 11 years ago

#10

Ok, pals, "twisht" for today -

Everyone in the palace is occupied. The soldiers are busy mobilizing themselves and searching for the run-away couple. Atga Khan is leading the mission. All the ladies are gossiping about how they knew something is amiss.

Jodha has renounced the world and busy worshiping Kanha.

In the meantime during one of her paigham-hunting sprees, Maham finds the document on details of kaarigars. Something catches her eyes. (Children & people with weak heart are advised not to watch this scene, as we will see a scary close-up of her eyes, which might help me decide if the colour of lens is grey or light brown.)

Next scene: Maham is in the place where all the kaarigars are working. She approaches Kangi-man's uncle and enquires about his nephew. The man shivers and confesses, "Madam, this is not my bro's biological son, we found him many years ago abandoned near a fort in Xnagar."

Maham shocked, "Xnagar? How many years ago did this happen? Y years back." (I know this sounds like an algebra question, but, what the heck, CVs can fill the details. 😉)

5 minutes of weird zoom-ins of MA's face and torturous BG music later, MA thinks, "Ya khuda, ye humare bete Tez Khan (wink wink) hain, jo bohot saalon pehle, humse bichad gaye the."

Whoosh, she lands where Shivani and Tej are hiding, and teleports them to Thailand.

In the end she thinks with a sardonic smile on her face, "Bilkul apne bade bhai pe gaya hai, woh baandhiyon ke peeche, ye shehzaadiyon ke peeche."

MUHAHAHA🤡

Edited by rpeez - 11 years ago