Hot Khadi and sheera epsiode highlights

Originally posted by: Operaqueen

Sandhya, very funny.

A) Asthas method of choice to de stress her self during times of distress is by making beds. She volunteers in the Pune area hotels every month to get rid of her PMS woes

Similar to the real world job, she is a disaster even in volunteer work. Hotels end up firing her even from volunteering because she only goes to hotel rooms that are already made and end up making them up again.

B) shlok likes being human just like his favorite star Salman Khan, he drives around the Pune autobahns and does not mind mowing down a Fiesty kalindi and a healthy happy Ajju if they happen to come in his cars way, 😆 Nothing additional to add.

C) Astha ate sev puris loaded with Aloos for lunch, shlok is luckily recovering from a bout of cold but is still strong enough to carry Astha on his back to the agony home. Ok.. understand about Astha. but Shlok recovering from a bout of cold??? When did that happen? Was it when he was sitting on the road sitting by the car and getting drunk on whiskey?

D) kalindi has contacts with the most efficient lawyers and cops in Pune, professionals wanting to help battered women in Pune should contact her first. Not only efficient, but also very honest. Because since when have Indian cops started registering FIRs for rich & influential and when have lawyers started working pro bono? Well, Kalindi is Durga and Kali combined.. she is the only one to take baba/baccha combo singlehandedly. Even Shlokie wanted another slap from her today.

E) Soolabhtayi is the major supplier of handcuffs ( each with its own unique key) in the Pune area for both legal, non legal and kinky purposes. 😆 Is that why the efficient cops could not find a single key thrown in that small area. Are they customers of Sulbhatai and hence gets kicks out of all things related to handcuff.

F) Shlok's blue shirt , pants and everything else today was provided by his ( equally kamina ) sister, Rekha. Who is Rekha? Is that dsr from our forum?

G) Astha ate sev puris loaded with aloo for lunch, she has not had a BM today and will do the deed on the way to the police station. shlok is almost recovering from a cold. Ok... I think I get the gist. But what exactly is BM? I am bad with acronyms.

Originally posted by: Operaqueen

A) Asthas method of choice to de stress her self during times of distress is by making beds. She volunteers in the Pune area hotels every month to get rid of her PMS woes

She fixes up less and messes up more. she gets that quality from her mother. who is that idiot that hired her?! gaya uska business!

B) shlok likes being human just like his favorite star Salman Khan, he drives around the Pune autobahns and does not mind mowing down a Fiesty kalindi and a healthy happy Ajju if they happen to come in his cars way,

May be we can finally expect a reaction from Ajju if he really runs her down with the car. At least she would stop saying "sab theek hai"

C) Astha ate sev puris loaded with Aloos for lunch, shlok is luckily recovering from a bout of cold but is still strong enough to carry Astha on his back to the agony home.

D) kalindi has contacts with the most efficient lawyers and cops in Pune, professionals wanting to help battered women in Pune should contact her first.

Do cops register complaints so easily?! That's news to me!

E) Soolabhtayi is the major supplier of handcuffs ( each with its own unique key) in the Pune area for both legal, non legal and kinky purposes

Sulbha provides special services for cops. How did you think she gets away scott free even after so many murders!

F) Shlok's blue shirt , pants and everything else today was provided by his ( equally kamina ) sister, Rekha.

😃 That's me.

G) Astha ate sev puris loaded with aloo for lunch, she has not had a BM today and will do the deed on the way to the police station. shlok is almost recovering from a cold.

Originally posted by: Operaqueen

A) Asthas method of choice to de stress her self during times of distress is by making beds. She volunteers in the Pune area hotels every month to get rid of her PMS woes

B) shlok likes being human just like his favorite star Salman Khan, he drives around the Pune autobahns and does not mind mowing down a Fiesty kalindi and a healthy happy Ajju if they happen to come in his cars way,

C) Astha ate sev puris loaded with Aloos for lunch, shlok is luckily recovering from a bout of cold but is still strong enough to carry Astha on his back to the agony home.

D) kalindi has contacts with the most efficient lawyers and cops in Pune, professionals wanting to help battered women in Pune should contact her first.

E) Soolabhtayi is the major supplier of handcuffs ( each with its own unique key) in the Pune area for both legal, non legal and kinky purposes

F) Shlok's blue shirt , pants and everything else today was provided by his ( equally kamina ) sister, Rekha.

G) Astha ate sev puris loaded with aloo for lunch, she has not had a BM today and will do the deed on the way to the police station. shlok is almost recovering from a cold.

Originally posted by: AshKo

I just love love you posts. They always bring smile to my face. You are absolutely hilarious 😆

Originally posted by: Angie12

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Originally posted by: dsr11

How can you forget to mention Sojal and Jaya!😲 That's not fair!😡

Could not think of anything for them, the sheera distracted me totally

Originally posted by: jonee

Hilarious OQ👏

shlok being human takes the cake - super ma to borrow laxmi's term😆

sulbha and handcuffs lol😆

rekha kamini our pal is the official shlokie dresser now - no doubt abt that - and he looked hot today - thanks

rekha - influence already showing😃

pune lawyers/cops and may i add, mediaa re just too darn efficient😕

Originally posted by: jonee

Hilarious OQ👏

shlok being human takes the cake - super ma to borrow laxmi's term😆

sulbha and handcuffs lol😆

rekha kamini our pal is the official shlokie dresser now - no doubt abt that - and he looked hot today - thanks

rekha - influence already showing😃

pune lawyers/cops and may i add, mediaa re just too darn efficient😕