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I have been undergoing some sort of "crazy ideas syndrome" lately,hence the ODD choice of topics.
This time around,I have decided to come up with certain weekly "tips" for all of u'll,which I myself have hand picked after religiously watching this show from the very 1st episode.
This week,it is "beauty tips" special
these are certain things suggested by the harem ladies to enhance the beauty of a woman. Im sure it will come in handy to all of you
Confused? Just read the write-up below š³ š¤£
TIP 1: Slap yourself,until your cheeks turn rosy.If you're still not happy with the outcome,request your mother-in-law to do the honours (credit :Javeeda Begum)
TIP2: Make (plastic) snakes bite your tongue,until you are miraculously rejuvenated with energy,and your inner soul's beauty reflects on your skin,making it glow like a newly wed bride (credit :Benazir,the husn-e-kaneez)
TIP3: Lay in bathtubs all day long,with rose petals. Use green/turqoise lights in your hamaam khaana(bathroom) to maximise the effect. Further more,you may choose to be fully clothed or semi-clothed depending upon your mood. (credit:almost every single woman in the harem)
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JA talkies will return next week with some other revolutionary tips! Ciao.
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Disclaimer : Topic is purely meant for light-hearted laughter. Please do NOT try this at home.(except for maybe the tub one š¤)
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