Do you ever look at a certain actress and think of how much better Bollywood films could be without her? We hear you. Here is a list of Bollywood actresses who we want to get rid of.
Sonakshi Sinha
Sonakshi is (like) a bull on the loose. Given her celestial size, it would actually be a good idea to send her to Mars to bring it down to Earth, so that scientists can examine life on it without sending any more Mangalyaans. If there is any life left on Mars after Sonakshi steps on it, that is!
Ameesha Patel
She has always considered herself to be out-of-this-world. Let's make her dream come true. And if that is how Martians think too, Ameesha will soon be discovered in Pluto, and then, covered again - in a lot of debris.
Preity Zinta
This is the year of sequels. After the insanely successful, the ever-so-original and coming-of-age Ishkq In Paris', who doesn't want to see Ishkq In Mars'?
Vidya Balan
Earth isn't ready for Vidya's fashion sense yet. Maybe her circus costumes work better with Martians. Maybe, just maybe. Who cares anyway as long as she doesn't make our eyes bleed with those outrageously loud costumes?
Sonam Kapoor
Stupidity shoots out of her mouth like Anil Kapoor's chest hair from his shirt. We were guessing it would be good to shoot her out of the planet with the same speed too. Maybe she finds a Martian who giggles as much as her.
Veena Mallik
This Pakistan-import shouldn't stay here for even a minute longer. It will take her a lifetime to undo the 26/11 blunder. Her general knowledge score is lower than Tusshar Kapoor's self-esteem. She can maybe start afresh on Mars, though she will first have to be lectured on space and planets. We know this could lead to Martians attacking us, but do we have another option?
Nargis Fakhri
Apparently, there are no ducks on Mars.
Tanisha
We have doormats in plenty here. Also, she's achieved all she was capable of- put the Mukherjee khaandan to shame with her latestBigg Boss 7 stint. Moreover, the world isn't very accepting of women who are romantically involved with an ichhadhaari naag. We'd like to send her to Mars as soon as possible, if she has Armaan's permission.
Rani Mukerji
She has started sniffing on screen, for God's sake! Those who've seen Aiyaa' would understand the horror we are referring to. She is the dreamum' everyone wants to wakeupum' from.
Kangana Ranaut
Shape-shifting is pass, Kangana. Why don't you shift planets this time?
Sonakshi Sinha
Yes, Sonakshi Sinha again. Obviously it will be impossible to send all of her in one single go.
Kumkum Bhagya
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