Boa called... Hila hila!

Tring Tong...

Me: hello?

Boa: haila Ravana! 😃

Me: Boaaa!!! 😲

Boa: closeup your mouth Ravana... Why you so sunrised?

Me: say Surprised Boa! 😆.. Uh -uh you called after a long time na...😳

Boa: accha? Mr A Long Time had called you before my call... 😎

Me: What??!!?? 😕 Ohh forget it, why have you called Boa! 😲

Boa: what tell Ravana! I earring that Yash and ASR are going to feature film in a romantic show! 😭

Me: yes that's true... So what's the problem? 😲

Boa: nobody give chance to my Ramdulare and I...😭

Me: cough! Cough... Hehehe cough!!... 😆

Boa: no one take us... We auditioned for Nach Baliye... after seeing our fabulous dancing Sajid telling producers if they come I will unleash another Himmatwala on this world, Shilpa saying I will give so many chummas that all the states of India will become mine... And Terrence saying I will go away give judge chair to Maya and RD 😃 So the producers give us two chairs and tell us to go home...

Me: 🤣

Boa: don't Rolls Royce on the floor and laugh Ravana! 😡

Me: 😲

Boa: we went to Beeg Bose housing too... We ringing the door belIbottom... Pandeyji opening the door.. He saying Jai ho!... We say no...Maya and RD ho... Pandeyji get so confused like he don't know any more from where to do what... We took advantage of the comphusion and enter BB house.. 😃

Me: 😆 Boa you are the limit! Then what happened? 😆

Boa: yes.. I knowing I am limited...inside we saw everyone argument, fighting, screaming. Peoples acting like lovebirds... Peoples back biting... Nothing impressing us... We thinking ha! Scindhiya mansion and it's inhabitants more interesting and controversial than Beeg Bose peepal... 😎 We tell Beeg Bose... Buy buy we are eliminating ourselfs... So Beeg Bose opportunity gone too... 😭

Me: 😆😆 You are right!!

Boa: no Raveena I am not right I am Maya... You phorget me kya? 😕

Me: No.. I mean.. uh uh... So now you want to be the lead in Yash and ASR show? 🤔

Boa: yes Ravana! You tail Phor Loins to take us..😎

Me: Phor Loins??!!?? 😆 Uh I don't know anyone there... 😲

Boa: arre Ravana help us no...

Me: hmm... I can't help you with the show but I can get work for you in Chennai Express...🤓

Boa: what? Chennai Express... With SRK!! Ok Sabun... Fine Arts... Great Gatsby...Good night... I am soo happy birthday... Buy buy... You are soo gooday Ravana... Click!!

Me: Arre hello..hello..😲

After few days Boa called again...

Me: hello?

Boa: 😭 Raveena... We think Chennai Express movie.. But Chennai Express turned out to be a train...!

Me: 😳 I tried to tell you... But...

Boa: I know in our excitement we did not listen to you, we ran before you say... ready...steady... po!!! ☺️...hoot hoot!!!

Me: 🤢

Keep Smiling Friends... Just some holiday bakwas... Hope you guys like it! Cheers!!

gr8 work dear..keep makin !!

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