Obama to drop charges against Khobragad if India drops Chicago from D3

Obama offers to drop charges against Khobragade if India drops Chicago from Dhoom 3

Washington, DC. After days of protests over the arrest and subsequent mistreatment of Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade, US President Barack Obama has spoken out and offered a deal to India to end this crisis.

Obama has promised that he will drop all charges against Devyani Khobragade if India forces Yash Raj Films (YRF) to remove every mention of the American city "Chicago" from their new release,Dhoom 3.

Dhoom 3 is the latest film in the blockbuster film franchise featuring two Bollywood mega stars Abhishek Bachchan and Uday Chopra, and is based in Chicago.

Speaking to Faking News in the lawns of the White House, Obama said, "The film has shown Chicago police department in very bad light. It has caused serious anger among the policemen that they were shown seeking help from Mumbai police to solve theft cases."

"This is a bigger humiliation India has bestowed upon us than we could manage by arresting the diplomat. And now it's becoming hugely embarrassing and humiliating as the movie is rumored to be doing good, despite negative reviews by critics, and could be shown in the international markets too," the US president shared his concerns.

"I mean, we don't need Abhishek Bachchan and Uday Chopra to come here and solve simple robberies! At least send the one man army Arnab Goswami if you were going to follow this plot in the film," Obama went on to add.

When Faking News contacted Uday Chopra for his reaction, he said "We can't change the film now. Also, US shouldn't forget the good bilateral relations than YRF and USA enjoys. After my last superhit movie Pyaar Impossible showed me as a student in a university of California, millions of my fans had applied to get admission there. US earned a lot of forex due to that."

The Government of India has not yet responded to the offer, though they are supposed to be in talks with YRF to help them solve this ongoing impasse. Apparently, YRF is asking for Dadasaheb Phalke Award and National Film Award for Uday Chopra to make this modification in the movie.

Delhi Police thank Abhishek Bachchan for accurate portrayal of policemen in Dhoom 3

New Delhi. Delhi Police released a statement today thanking Abhishek Bacchan for his accurate portrayal of the police force in Dhoom 3. The movie, which is well on its way to making 200 crores, stars Bollywood retirees Abhishek Bachhan and Uday Chopra as cops.

"Despite wearing really big black sunglasses and flaunting expensive clothes and bikes that none of us can afford with our salaries, Mr. Abhishek Bachhan's portrayal was quite accurate, given the fact that he managed to not catch any of the three thieves in the three Dhoom movies," the statement said.

"We especially thank the makers of Dhoom 3 for this accurate depiction of the Indian police force. Earlier movies such as Singham and Dabangg had raised expectations too high from us in terms of catching villains and hitting them so hard that they flew into things made of glass," Delhi police statement explained.

"But now with Dhoom 3, these expectations will hopefully become normal again," the statement concluded, "In addition, people might give us more bribes so that we might buy superbikes worth 50 lakhs."

Unconfirmed sources tell Faking News that the Delhi Police are so impressed with the movie that they are letting first time offenders go after they promise to watch Dhoom 3 in cinema halls and multiplexes.

"This could explain why the movie is doing well despite negative reviews," a source claimed