Part 2-Comedy Nights With Jodha Akbar

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Hi friends! In case the emotionally high strung episodes of last week have made you miss out on the comic high points of JA(believe me ,there were plenty) I'm back with the second edition
JODHA Let me begin with my favorite -the guiltless, virginal Jodha who has always provided me with the loudest laughs.Jodha Begum, who can knock down the mightiest (look at our poor Jalal) with her whiplashes of chaste Hindi(Stree ki Laalsa being the epitome)is still a pre-school toddler when it comes to the School of Love,Emotions and Desires.Her literal stand-up comedy act of the week was standing up promptly,gleefully to sit next to the Shahenshah as if on cue.And this shortly after a hate lecture from both sides and the emotionally fatal night before.Does she suffer from short term amnesia ?


MR.RAMTANU PANDEY JI He bags the award for the best comedy artist of the week-undoubtedly,deservedly and unanimously.His comic skills have been widely appreciated compared to his singing ones .But the act which knocked me off with a feather was Pandeyji telling Jodha after her faultless rendition of Aarti-"Aapko sur aur taal ka abhyaas karna chahiye"😉 Pandeyji, the only time you sounded sureela was in duet with Jodha, thanks to her sureela raags covering your besura ones.

JALAL -JODHA BICKERINGS Jalal and Jodha squabbling like schools kids

JA: You get out my room.How dare you enter without permission😡😡

JO: Permission!!!! OK!!"Can I come in ma'am err Sir?" now you stop me 😡

JA: Get out of this Jashn right now .Now tell me ,who's the real boss?😈

JO: I don't want your stupid Kangan😲😡

JA: ( Snatching the box)Thank you, my pleasure😈

JO: CHI !!! 😭😭😡

JA: See, I gave a kaneez your dress😛

JO: Who cares, it's my Uttaran! anyways, my gift to Tansen was the bestest😛😛


MYSTERY OF THE VEILED CAGE I pity the innocent viewers who had no inkling of what lay behind the curtain.How they must have reacted when the curtain lifted is a mystery in itself.

RUQQAIYA "Hamaari jagah humse koi nahi cheen sakta". I have finally fathomed why Ruqqaiya is so smug and confident of this fact .Because her favourite JAGAH is wherever the Recliner is . Be it her chamber or be it the terrace nobody can snatch her recliner from her.Notice how stiffly she sat next to Jalal.She was missing her recliner .😉

P.S. In case Rajat's eye, mind and soul riveting performance made you miss it, the moon was STILL WONDERFULLY ROUND on the emotionally fatal night.I have fathomed the reason for this one too.Till our darling Jodha performs the Herculean task of falling in love with Jalal , the Earth will stand still. No rotations, no revolutions and no changing faces of the moon.😆😆

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Posted: 12 years ago
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😆..as usual it is always full moon in Agra 😆..
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Originally posted by: bubbles_rogue

😆..as usual it is always full moon in Agra 😆..

🤣 It always is!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Ritu99

Hi friends! In case the emotionally high strung episodes of last week have made you miss out on the comic high points of JA(believe me ,there were plenty) I'm back with the second edition

JODHA Let me begin with my favorite -the guiltless, virginal Jodha who has always provided me with the loudest laughs.Jodha Begum, who can knock down the mightiest (look at our poor Jalal) with her whiplashes of chaste Hindi(Stree ki Laalsa being the epitome)is still a pre-school toddler when it comes to the School of Love,Emotions and Desires.Her literal stand-up comedy act of the week was standing up promptly,gleefully to sit next to the Shahenshah as if on cue.And this shortly after a hate lecture from both sides and the emotionally fatal night before.Does she suffer from short term amnesia ?


MR.RAMTANU PANDEY JI He bags the award for the best comedy artist of the week-undoubtedly,deservedly and unanimously.His comic skills have been widely appreciated compared to his singing ones .But the act which knocked me off with a feather was Pandeyji telling Jodha after her faultless rendition of Aarti-"Aapko sur aur taal ka abhyaas karna chahiye"😉 Pandeyji, the only time you sounded sureela was in duet with Jodha, thanks to her sureela raags covering your besura ones.

JALAL -JODHA BICKERINGS Jalal and Jodha squabbling like schools kids

JA: You get out my room.How dare you enter without permission😡😡

JO: Permission!!!! OK!!"Can I come in ma'am err Sir?" now you stop me 😡

JA: Get out of this Jashn right now .Now tell me ,who's the real boss?😈

JO: I don't want your stupid Kangan😲😡

JA: ( Snatching the box)Thank you, my pleasure😈

JO: CHI !!! 😭😭😡

JA: See, I gave a kaneez your dress😛

JO: Who cares, it's my Uttaran! anyways, my gift to Tansen was the bestest😛😛


MYSTERY OF THE VEILED CAGE I pity the innocent viewers who had no inkling of what lay behind the curtain.How they must have reacted when the curtain lifted is a mystery in itself.

RUQQAIYA "Hamaari jagah humse koi nahi cheen sakta". I have finally fathomed why Ruqqaiya is so smug and confident of this fact .Because her favourite JAGAH is wherever the Recliner is . Be it her chamber or be it the terrace nobody can snatch her recliner from her.Notice how stiffly she sat next to Jalal.She was missing her recliner .😉

P.S. In case Rajat's eye, mind and soul riveting performance made you miss it, the moon was STILL WONDERFULLY ROUND on the emotionally fatal night.I have fathomed the reason for this one too.Till our darling Jodha performs the Herculean task of falling in love with Jalal , the Earth will stand still. No rotations, no revolutions and no changing faces of the moon.😆😆


Do i even need to tell you, how awesome your post Is?😆...@bold, the best part...specially the part of addressing him as Ma'am...😆...I so used to do this to my male teachers...always unintentional😉...Hehe yup Ruq dear is sooo missing her recliner...
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Posted: 12 years ago
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OMG OMG OMG...🤣
I just cannot stop ROFLing!!!1 U my dear are the bestest!!!
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Well put...the poor Brits had to go for the sun never sets...as the moon was already taken...oh these celestial wars!
Add to it, the ear shattering twang of Ommphy's petite handmaiden...
NON-SANE's Milli Venelli tribute..
The worst CGI peacock
The acute textile shortage in the Mughal Empire...
Jalaluddin really needs to take designing lessons...his clothing ideas were so obtuse that his tailor ...poor guy...struggling with interpretation...ended up with so little fabric...
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Originally posted by: komalcutie


Do i even need to tell you, how awesome your post Is?😆...@bold, the best part...specially the part of addressing him as Ma'am...😆...I so used to do this to my male teachers...always unintentional😉...Hehe yup Ruq dear is sooo missing her recliner...

Thanx Komal, haven't we all done that ma'am -sir thing in school😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: LizBennett

Well put...the poor Brits had to go for the sun never sets...as the moon was already taken...oh these celestial wars!

Add to it, the ear shattering twang of Ommphy's petite handmaiden...
NON-SANE's Milli Venelli tribute..
The worst CGI peacock
The acute textile shortage in the Mughal Empire...
Jalaluddin really needs to take designing lessons...his clothing ideas were so obtuse that his tailor ...poor guy...struggling with interpretation...ended up with so little fabric...

🤣 Liz, was actually planning to mention the exaggerated nasal twang of the hand maiden. Good that you reminded us of it.But the peacock was at least better than the raging Elephant that Jalal tried to tame. He looked like a cross between an elephant and a buffalo.😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Ritu99

Thanx Komal, haven't we all done that ma'am -sir thing in school😆

So true...Sometimes intentionally and sometimes unintentionally and in my class when anyone used to do this ma'am sir thing he/she was always applauded...😆...Gosh why oh why my school ended...?😭😆
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Originally posted by: adianasr

OMG OMG OMG...🤣

I just cannot stop ROFLing!!!1 U my dear are the bestest!!!

Thanx dear🤗

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