Tarun to Everyone : Today, I complete one year of my marriage to Bani Sablok nee Dixit nee Walia! In this one year, she found out that my maid was having an affair with my driver, while my driver was actually a homosexual who had designs on me! And that my Parents were actually divorced before I was born and that I was not their child, while also discovering that the Doctor who had treated me for OCD was actually my ex-wife, who had an extra-marital affair with my best friend, JW! And no, Bani and I still haven't consummated our marriage, because she is busy snooping around, trying to find out if my Father indeed had an affair with my Driver, 20 years back!😆
Bani to Everyone : The last one year with Tarun has been WONDERFUL😳 I found out so much about his family, I can actually write a book on it! What juicy gossip I get to share with Pia and Rano! Mr. Walia only had the PR Raaz and the ONS for me to find out about🤢, but Tarun😃...Besides his OCD, his illegitimate status, his nil-bank balance, the fact that he is actually a Liar and not a Lawyer and oh, how can I forget the fling he had with both his driver and maid....Sigh....What Fun life has been at the Sablok Household😆
Pia to Everyone : Mr. Vollya has been such a disappointment🤢 Not only did he have to end up giving his entire wealth and property to Banidi in Divorce Settlement, but we actually got to know later that I wasn't even Pregnant with his child...It was only a huge Watermelon that I had swallowed by mistake, that made me look so swollen! Pushky refuses to have an ONS with me, Tarun Jeeju has been pushed to edge and now prefers, ahem, men to women😉 and Ranveer is too harassed juggling two wives to fit me in.....What a bore life is🤢😆
Pushkar to himself : The last one year has been BILSS! Away from the Dixit Sisters, Single and Ready to Mingle, not having to run errands for Bani, or trying to decipher whether my wife is actually pregnant or not, not being punched by Jai Sir....I think I am actually doing well for myself!😃
Sahil to himself (From Heaven or Hell or wherever he is) : I had no idea dying could be this fun...Frankly, I think that sitting here, with a pair of binoculars, muching on popcorn and watching poor Mamaji getting Shradded again and again by Billo Massi (For no reason, btw), Ranveer becoming a clown juggling two hysterical wives and Tarun on the verge of landing in a Mental Asylum...I think I should actually send a Thank You not to Mamaji for bumping me off!😉😆
Massi to Everyone : (Happily) I have actually become a Shraddh Specialist! Starting with my Munna, followed by my Bahu, then Tarun, then Pia, then Rano, then Ranveer, then Lakshmi, then Karuna.....and I think, I Shraddhed Tony also last week, because the 'Poha' for breakfast was burnt!😆
The Three Dixit Sister amongst themselves : Bani to Everyone - See, I got to marry twice, got pregnant twice and had twice the alimony amount too! Rano to Everyone - I also got to marry twice, married two brothers and still got to live in the same house! Pia to Everyone - See, even I got married twice, had an ONS, lost my memory, got pregnant, only to realize that I wasn't actually pregnant, backstabbed my sister, seduced my Brother-in-law.....Lots more, the stupid amenisic spell erased half my memory, hence can only remember this much😕😆
Ranveer to Everyone : My Bald Plate should tell you my Story😆
Raashi to Everyone : The Chemotherapy Machine finally broke down, because I kept shedding tears on it throughout my Therapy!😆 And no, it wasn't even Cancer in the end, it was only the pressure created by the Vaccum that exists in the place, which once placed my Brains😡😆
Rano to Everyone : Er, I am sure Raashi and I didn't mean to do this, but the last time we fought on who will accompany Ranveer to the Temple, we ended up plucking the few hairs that had grown on his head...He has refused to come home from the Temple ever since😆
Tony to Himself : I wonder if I should tell Jai Sir, that Pia Mam has been hitting on me for the last few days...🤔
JW to Everyone : Are you guys still wondering why I havne't committed Suicide yet?😔 I tried to, but Bani blackmailed me, Pia manipulated me, Rano threatened me, Jigyasa deceived me, Tarun backstabbed me, Pushkar punched me, Saahil duped me and Massi Shradded me....I just haven't got the time to die yet!😆
Not at all funny, but just trying to tickle some funny bones, considering how totally morose and moronic KS has become!🤢
Love,
MT
