Nair's change8!

As per Neha's request, here's Major Nair with the personality of Dracula.

Not much change, you might say, but as per request...........................

KMA grounds

Nair: Cadets! Aaj hum raat go sunset ke baad yahaan par milenge, kyunki mujhse yeh roshni sahi nahin jaa rahi.

At night:

Nair: Haan, ab theek hai.............

Pooja: Iski to battery kya, iska to connection hi kharab hai.

Yudi: Yeah

Nair: Haan, to cadets, tumhaare mission ke liye do teams banengi, Pooja, Ali aur Yudi, aur Naina, Alekh aur Huda........khoon-kharaba mat karna.....

Huda: Abe yeh khoon ka naam kyun le raha hai???????????????/

Nair: Pooja, tumhaari team meri coffin saaf karegi.........

Pooja: Kabhi mujhse gaadi saaf karwata hai, aur kabhi coffin.........missed call kahin ka......

Nair: Aur Naina, tumhaari team mere liye khaana dhoond kar laayegi...........raseela raseela.............mmmmmmmmmmm...........aur agar yeh missions complete nahin hue to main tum sab ka khoon pee jaoonga........😈

(The cadets fail in their missions, as had been Count Nair's intentions!!!!!!!!)

Nair: Tum log fail ho gaye, aur jaisa maine kaha tha, main tum sab ka khoon pee jaoonga....😈

Pooja: Sir, mera mobile abhi fully valid hai..........

Ali: Sir,.please aisa mat kijiye..

Naina: Sir, please humein chhod dijiye.......

Yudi: Boss, meri shaadi nahin hui,........mujhe abhi nahin marna..aur waise bhi dude.....main to itna patla hoon, mera khoon peekar koi faayda nahin hoga

Huda: Don't worry Phoolan, main tujhe bachaoonga..............sir, itna sochiye ki mere bina meri bhainson ka kya hoga?????Aur duniya ki woh sabhi ladkiyan jo mere liye zinda hain??

Naina: HUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡

Huda: Oye, sorry Phoolan...........maaf karde yaar.......

Nair: Nahin, tum sab meri pyaas bujhao..................................

Alekh: Abe gadhe, yeh le..................main apni botal qurbaan karta hoon............................isse teri pyaas zaroor bujhegi.......khaali peeli apun ko mat pakaa......

Nair: Achha!!!!!!!!!!! Let me try......

(Drinks whole bottle)

Nair: Mazaa aa gaya.........ab to main yehi pioonga........roz😃

Alekh: Mar gaya Alekh.......................

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Happy Ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😊

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It was damn hilarious.Very funny.. 😆
Just marvellous.. 👏

👏 The queen of creativity strikes again!!! very nice!!!! 👏 👏 👏

😆 😆 😆 the queen of creativity is right.... amail, ur really good at this 👏
bechara alekh.... uski botal to is the boon of his existence 😆 😆

👏 😆 wow that's really good - keep it up 👍🏼

awesome, fantastic
😊 😛