As per Neha's request, here's Major Nair with the personality of Dracula.
Not much change, you might say, but as per request...........................
KMA grounds
Nair: Cadets! Aaj hum raat go sunset ke baad yahaan par milenge, kyunki mujhse yeh roshni sahi nahin jaa rahi.
At night:
Nair: Haan, ab theek hai.............
Pooja: Iski to battery kya, iska to connection hi kharab hai.
Yudi: Yeah
Nair: Haan, to cadets, tumhaare mission ke liye do teams banengi, Pooja, Ali aur Yudi, aur Naina, Alekh aur Huda........khoon-kharaba mat karna.....
Huda: Abe yeh khoon ka naam kyun le raha hai???????????????/
Nair: Pooja, tumhaari team meri coffin saaf karegi.........
Pooja: Kabhi mujhse gaadi saaf karwata hai, aur kabhi coffin.........missed call kahin ka......
Nair: Aur Naina, tumhaari team mere liye khaana dhoond kar laayegi...........raseela raseela.............mmmmmmmmmmm...........aur agar yeh missions complete nahin hue to main tum sab ka khoon pee jaoonga........😈
(The cadets fail in their missions, as had been Count Nair's intentions!!!!!!!!)
Nair: Tum log fail ho gaye, aur jaisa maine kaha tha, main tum sab ka khoon pee jaoonga....😈
Pooja: Sir, mera mobile abhi fully valid hai..........
Ali: Sir,.please aisa mat kijiye..
Naina: Sir, please humein chhod dijiye.......
Yudi: Boss, meri shaadi nahin hui,........mujhe abhi nahin marna..aur waise bhi dude.....main to itna patla hoon, mera khoon peekar koi faayda nahin hoga
Huda: Don't worry Phoolan, main tujhe bachaoonga..............sir, itna sochiye ki mere bina meri bhainson ka kya hoga?????Aur duniya ki woh sabhi ladkiyan jo mere liye zinda hain??
Naina: HUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡
Huda: Oye, sorry Phoolan...........maaf karde yaar.......
Nair: Nahin, tum sab meri pyaas bujhao..................................
Alekh: Abe gadhe, yeh le..................main apni botal qurbaan karta hoon............................isse teri pyaas zaroor bujhegi.......khaali peeli apun ko mat pakaa......
Nair: Achha!!!!!!!!!!! Let me try......
(Drinks whole bottle)
Nair: Mazaa aa gaya.........ab to main yehi pioonga........roz😃
Alekh: Mar gaya Alekh.......................
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Happy Ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😊
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