As per Vandu's request, here's Major Nair as Mallika Sherawat:
(I am not sure whether I should post it or not. I am posting a 'clean' version, but I hope the moderators don't ban me from the forums)
Venue- KMA grounds
Nair: Well cadets, aaj main tumhe sikhaoonga ek bahut hi important trick, apne dushman ko confuse karne ki, aur jeet haasil karne ki.................
Sabse pehle, ek item number karo, swimming costume mein........
Alekh: Abe.................😲
Ali:😳Yeh aap kya..keh rahe hain sir??????????😳
Huda: Yeh mazedar hoga, kyun Phoolan?😃
Naina: Chup kar Huda!!!!!!!!!!😡
Yudi: 😃
Pooja: 😲 Meri to battery gayi..........
Huda: Phir sir?????????
Nair: Jitna bold ho sakte ho, ho. News waalon ko brash comments do.......bilkul meri tarah.......aur phir.....................
Huda: Haan, phir???????????????????😃
Nair: Phir keh do ki tum aise nahin ho, keh do ki tum ek saaf-suthre, shareef insaan ho, aur janata ki sewa karo...........apni intelligence se dushman ko confuse kar do........................
Huda:🤬!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know that this isn't too good, and I hope that I haven't hurt anybody, but it was quite hard to write....I am really sorry if I have hurt someone's sentiments.