Nair’s change7! Emergency ended!!!!!

As per Vandu's request, here's Major Nair as Mallika Sherawat:

(I am not sure whether I should post it or not. I am posting a 'clean' version, but I hope the moderators don't ban me from the forums)

Venue- KMA grounds

Nair: Well cadets, aaj main tumhe sikhaoonga ek bahut hi important trick, apne dushman ko confuse karne ki, aur jeet haasil karne ki.................

Sabse pehle, ek item number karo, swimming costume mein........

Alekh: Abe.................😲

Ali:😳Yeh aap kya..keh rahe hain sir??????????😳

Huda: Yeh mazedar hoga, kyun Phoolan?😃

Naina: Chup kar Huda!!!!!!!!!!😡

Yudi: 😃

Pooja: 😲 Meri to battery gayi..........

Huda: Phir sir?????????

Nair: Jitna bold ho sakte ho, ho. News waalon ko brash comments do.......bilkul meri tarah.......aur phir.....................

Huda: Haan, phir???????????????????😃

Nair: Phir keh do ki tum aise nahin ho, keh do ki tum ek saaf-suthre, shareef insaan ho, aur janata ki sewa karo...........apni intelligence se dushman ko confuse kar do........................

Huda:🤬!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I know that this isn't too good, and I hope that I haven't hurt anybody, but it was quite hard to write....I am really sorry if I have hurt someone's sentiments.

What is the matter guys????????/Nobody is seeing this post, (or the other Nair posts) 😭............and nobody is replying either...... Did I hurt somebody??????????
I am thinking of not posting any more
Nair's changes........... 😭

Originally posted by: amail1601

What is the matter guys????????/Nobody is seeing this post, (or the other Nair posts) 😭............and nobody is replying either...... Did I hurt somebody??????????
I am thinking of not posting any more
Nair's changes........... 😭

Never give up.Ur posts r awesome..Do post about Major Nair..

Ur topics deserve prizes..Y don't u participate in Great Indian Laughter Challenge,u'll definately be the champion..

Originally posted by: neha_bbsr2005

Never give up.Ur posts r awesome..Do post about Major Nair..

Ur topics deserve prizes..Y don't u participate in Great Indian Laughter Challenge,u'll definately be the champion..

Thank you Neha, but it is no use................I am leaving IF...😭

Originally posted by: amail1601

Thank you Neha, but it is no use................I am leaving IF...😭

Dont go.U cant leave us.Plz..

😆 😆 .datz kool dear.

Originally posted by: Super Kool

😆 😆 .datz kool dear.

What's cool- the post or my leaving???????????😊

Originally posted by: Super Kool

😆 😆 .datz kool dear.

She's leaving IF.Plz stop her..

haila!!!!!!! awesome yaar,... but u cud've made it more hilarious.. but nevertheless, it was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏 ... and yeah, do read my PM and den decide whether u wanna leave or not.... 😉

Wow! this version of nairs change is gr8! u just keep getting better and better na? keep it up dear! 👏
And dont EVER think of leaving IF. I look forward to your posts more than anyone else. You rock!!!!!