New Ekta Service...Ektaji.com..Guruji???

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Posted: 18 years ago
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New Ekta service: EKTAJI.COM

Welcome to Ekta's Guruji service online…… numerology, leap predictions and a special offer in ration card reading.

Please see predictions below:

Gauri Kapoor

The moon is not aligning and Shunni (meaning bad luck) has entered your world……A sudden marriage or partnership could rock your world. Normally, such a prospect would really bother you, as you hate surprises. This time, though, every thing will turned upside down. The person who has caused all this disruption could evoke your own rebellious instincts. You have to admit, you'd love to tell certain people exactly what you think of them. Civility is important, but it shouldn't be a substitute for authenticity. Advise to be cautious and to be alert and this will a difficult time…A need for self expression and romance could prompt you to make a surprising move and while your partner is used to your doing things in an unconventional way, they'll be utterly astonished by your decision. It's nice to know you can still create a stir when you want to. Now is also the perfect time to indulge in a bit of retail therapy. The urge to see an exotic foreign land should be obeyed. You may have to scrimp and save to make this trip possible, but the sacrifice will be worth it……

(Well why not Ipshita and Nikhila have come back looking stunning….She needs an exotic trip away)

Shiv Kapoor

A strange event from your childhood has been playing on your mind. It could be the source of a particular sexual fascination. You never know how these events are going to affect you in the long run. If your preoccupation feels unhealthy or is causing you pain, seek to address it through therapy. Now you're an adult, you have the power to break free of limitations that were imposed on you. It's time to start a whole new chapter. Romance is likely to be enhanced by some inspired thinking. Your mood is a little wild and crazy and you partner will probably enjoy your wild antics. In an ongoing relationship, having fun with each other adds spice to your union.

Ipshita

The chance to travel to an unusual destination could fall into your lap. The prospect of leaving home will be a welcome one. The best part of this trip will be encountering people whose ideas and practices are different from your own. Seeing there is more than one way to skin a cat will be wonderfully liberating. Recently, you've been following a path, which doesn't really afford much happiness. This will all change, providing you're willing to rebel against authority. The temptation or craving for mystery and romance may cause you to withdraw from the real world. You may decide to buy some outrageous luxury that smacks of movie star glamour. Go ahead and give yourself a treat today. Too much mundane responsibility will dull your razor sharp instincts. Let a nurturing relative fuss over you….. Now is the perfect time to buy and live in your own house.

Nikhila Kapoor

You return from a foreign land with having extreme enhancing surgery will work in your favour immensely. Death has become you but you must be warned that the aging process has speeded up. An alternative healing practice or diet could be quite effective. If you've been struggling with a chronic health problem, consult someone who specialises in holistic medicine. You may be amazed at how quickly you see results. It will be such a relief to feel like your old self again. If you're tempted to throw a party, go right ahead. There's no better reason to celebrate. Be sure to invite a prominent woman who has just arrived on the scene. You could get a wonderful chance to make some extra cash in very little time and while this offer may sound too good to be true, it's actually legitimate. You're especially good at work which involves attending to other people's needs, because you can come up with quick solutions to complicated problems, without getting sucked into their emotional vortex.

This service is so good…..can you believe it!!!!…..WOW spot on!!!

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BTW Iffat I have made some enhancement to the motorbike…I have added a influx – capacitor so we are now able to go back in time…. (Michael J Fox style!! I have been working on it all weekend on it!! Please don't ask how I nicked the parts long story will tell you later).

I have entered the date for when IQ appeared in the show on the machine. I was thinking we kidnap him and lock him in the Kapoor house…add a diary room and hey presto BIG BOSS (Big brother). If we get really bored we could throw Shilpa Shetty in as the new "Kaam Wali Bhai" and if we want to get really evil we could throw Jade and the gang in.. What you say??? (Ok! Ok! We will have to keep Shilpa away from the chicken stock cubes…. she may have another fit!!!)

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Love

KAT xxxxx 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Please guys don't ask me where i get these ideas from....if you need to ask it's "TESCO'S SPECIAL Car cleaning Service"...... 😆
(UK GIRL'S JOKE)

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Posted: 18 years ago
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hey kat i loved shiv and gauri predictions 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 Kat, you never stop bringing some masti to the forum girl... 😃 😃 😃 well, I've had a really good laugh and I like what you wrote about Gauri needing a makeover trip!!! 😳 😳 😳 Keep it up girl!!! 👏 👏 👏
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: sum2005

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hey kat i loved shiv and gauri predictions 😆

Thank you Sum....please get up!!😆😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: zara2801

😆 Kat, you never stop bringing some masti to the forum girl... 😃 😃 😃 well, I've had a really good laugh and I like what you wrote about Gauri needing a makeover trip!!! 😳 😳 😳 Keep it up girl!!! 👏 👏 👏

Thank U......Canada!!!.....😆😆....

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: Catwoman

Thank U......Canada!!!.....😆😆....

Welcome😳..hey, how about this, since Nikhila and Ippy went to England and had their makeover thingie, and eventaully dropped by at your place, before batman shooed them away😉😆,.... maybe gauri could come to canada for a change!!!😳😳

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: zara2801

Welcome😳..hey, how about this, since Nikhila and Ippy went to England and had their makeover thingie, and eventaully dropped by at your place, before batman shooed them away😉😆,.... maybe gauri could come to canada for a change!!!😳😳

Didn't the kangroo's sort nikky out??😆 Down under!!!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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thats so funny.. 😆 😆 😆 keep predicting 😉
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: Catwoman

Didn't the kangroo's sort nikky out??😆 Down under!!!

oh yeah!!!😃 i forgot all about the australian zoo😳

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