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an os on mr.lippy's shattered dreams😆 😆suhaagraat
mr.lippy:omg ...finally...finally i can satisfy all my girlfriends todaylook at that miss.rosy lippy she is blushing looking at me☺️
miss rosy lippy:hey mr stop staring at come to action...iam waiting😵
mr lippy:wait meri jaan...am on the way
mr lippy(pov):hey dumb owners...please...do you plan to spend the whole light staring at each other,come to the point🤓
rosy lippy is all nervous...she is shivering
mr lippy smirked
they came closer...but mr lippy is all in a mood to tease
and gave a kiss to his ex-miss smooth forehead
miss lippy is burning with jealousy😡 😡
miss lippy:i will show you what am
mr lippy started to stop all the tease and came forward
closer...closer...closer☺️
BUT😲 😲 😲SUDDENLY THE GOT ALERTED AND DISTUBED BY THE RAPPO MUSIC😆 😆thad...thaka...thad...thad...thad
omg if it was that chod...chod...anarkali disco chali...😆,they could have gone for new start
but😭 😭 😭but this time disco music came from mr lippy's owners mouth
mr lippy:what was he saying...i could only hear the gritting and smashing sound of his teeth😵🤔
mr lippy:hey mr shlok agnihotri,today you shatterd my dreams...my hopes...my desires...
if i could give atleast a butterfly kiss to my sweetie miss rosy lippy?😭😭
mr lippy:i love you my rosie...keep your self save from all those evil men...esp...the bad boy..mr handie...i will come to you..HOOK OR CROOK😈.
if at all our owners have any plans to stay in one room!
meerab's os
OS-MR. HANDIE AND MISS WAISTY
Miss waisty: Mr. handie u r lucky to have me as ur girlfriend...as i m so beautiful...look what a milky white skin i have got...😛
Mr. handie:oh!really is that so...i m no less...look at me i have got five handsome fingers for romancing u...and what about my rings...they look beautiful on my fingers na...i mean they add a charm to my personality...😉😉😉
Miss waisty:no they are just a hindrance in our romance...forgot that suhagraat when u were removing my waistband...these stupid rings came between us...but i showed patience that ok if this chance got missed so what...i thought..whole night and even whole life u r going to stay close to me...then we will get more chances of proper romancing...but u and ur owner spoilt the beautiful night...i don't care about your owner...but i hate u the moment when u get involved with the cheeks...and left me fuming in anger...u don't care for me...even i rejected lips for u...😡
Mr. handie:don't talk about lips infront of me...
Miss waisty:why r u jealous???...becoz they are more romantic than u...and we can really make a hot couple...🤢🤢🤢
Mr. handie:i too have many girlfriends...more beautiful than you...😆😆😆
Miss waisty:then go and enjoy with them na...if you leave me then i will make a couple with lips...i will definitely share a sizzling chemistry with lips which will be too hot for people to handle...u and ur girlfriends can never have that charm...understand... and they are not beautiful than me...😳
Mr. handie: darling you are over-reacting...i love u sooo much ...i cann't leave u ...u are really most beautiful...out of my all girlfriends(mr. handie muttered)...😃
Miss waisty:what u said in the last...😲
Miss handie:no nothing...i said i love u...and handie ji started romancing her miss waisty 😳thinking lets enjoy ...😃
Miss waisty: hoping that one day lips also appreciate my beauty...😊😊😊
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OS-Mr. Nose Agnihotri & Miss Nosey Agnihotri
Mr. nose agnihotri:
hey my love nosey kirloskar...will u like to spend all ur life with me?????...
i will tell u about all my affairs today...i will not hide anything from u ...
i was only having affair with hairy and eary kirloskar ...but it was just for a short time...
but after i saw u ...i realized what true love is and look now i wants to spend my whole life with u...mr. nose agnihotri gets emotional...
Miss nosey kirloskar:
i will also tell u today about my feelings...at first i hate u...thought u r a flirt like others...
i used to call u mr. khadoos nose agnihotri...but today even i realized that u r not that bad...
even i love u sooo much my mr. nose agnihotri...i too want to spend my all life with u...😳
Both got emotional and caressed each other...😳
AFTER THAT THEY GOT MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY...but their owners are creating problems for them...😊
OS-Mr. foot agnihotri & Miss footy kirloskar
Miss footy kirloskar :u love me na????😃
Mr. foot agnihotri:Is there any doubt???why r u asking???...🥱
Miss footy kirloskar:then when u will marry me???😕
Mr. foot agnihotri:itni jaldi kya hai???😲
Miss footy kirloskar:if u love me then marry me na...look even mr. nose and miss nosey are married now...i want people to remember us as a sincere couple like mr. and mrs.nose agnihotri...not like the ones having affairs I mean mr. handie ji...look even anjali handie agnihotri throw that stool on me hurting me a lot because according to her our relation has no name...boliye na mr. foot agnihotri aap ke iss pyaar ko main kya naam doon????...😲
Mr. foot agnihotri:little bit emotional...filled miss footy kirloskar's mang not once but five times...😛
Mr. foot agnihotri:lo! de diya main ne iss ristey ko naam...biwi ho tum meri aaj se...and this (red nailpaint) sindoor will shut all mouths...now r u happy...mrs. footy agninotri???...😊
Mrs. footy agnihotri just hugged his hubby in happiness...
Mrs. footy agnihotri do all sola singhar for mr. foot agnihotri...leaving him surprised that how beautiful his wife is😳😳😳
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lechu's os
omg iam so happy our post has become a hit😛😉
our madness has spreaded like disease😉 😉
so here goes my new os
miss cheeky and mr handy is in the verge of breaking up
miss cheeky:if u want other women in life why u engaged me mr handie agnihotri?😭tell me...
mr handie:cool dowm my misty,if there will be a wife in my life,it will be u only...you only
miss cheeky:u and punch dialogues copied from ur owner,go to hell!iam going to break the rista!
handie:😡 😡 😡dont u dare to tell it again?understood miss cheeky kirloskar?
cheeky:kyu...kyu...kyu?if u can break my heart every time...why not i?
handie offers him a new pink face shade,and applies in on her
cheeky throws it away
cheeky:see look at yourself from where did the red lipstick came from?tell me...u kissed miss lippy na?😭 😭
handie:its not my fault,but...my owner compelled me
cheeky:go to hell mr handie agnihotri...i hate you
mr handie agnihotri:look at me...i will never do it again..you know handie agnihotri never lies😉
cheeky:should i list all the lies u told till date
mr handie:leave it...please..past is like a wound...it hurts me
cheeky: i dont care!😡
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ok here comes my new osmr and mrs nosy ki shadi mein nayi musibat(actually this is the title of an sbs segment)😉
mr nosy is sniffing continuously
mrs nosy:what happened deary?
mr nosy:nothing...bad weather
mrs nosy:weather is fine na?🤔 🤔 ❓
mr nosy:i yold you naa nothing my wifey😵
mrs nosy understood everything
mrs nosy:😡 😡you again tried to flirt with that miss.silky hairy right?😡
mr nosy(caught):nothing like that dear,i was cheking which shampoo she is using...😃
mrs nosy:nahi...i know she was your ex...you still have feelings for her😭 😭
mr nosy:WILL U JUST STOP IT!😡 😡KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT MRS NOSY AGNIHOTRI! i always warned you not to remind me of my past(mr nosy turns red due to anger...shlok's angry tune plays on the bg😆)
mrs nosy:you can repeat your misdeeds...i know like your owner you also married me for revenge!😡
mr nosy calms down a little
mr nosy:i agree i want to take revenge against that miss silky...its the 20 th time she is making me sick of cold and allergy due to her sniffy strands...atleast ask ur owner to bath once in a while!
mrs nosy:that means 20 times you tried to get cozy with her😭 😭
you deserve it...and dont blame my owner...your miss silky is all fake...its wig...my owner's real hair is wavy and fresh...not sniffy like that witch😎
mr nosy:😲 😲really?so original miss silky wont cause allergy rightwill u intoduce me to her?
mrs nosy:😡 😡you will never change...iam an idiot to think that you will change and become decent after marriage...thats why i married you happily ignoring your affairs with miss cheeky,miss silky,miss feety and even miss handie...😭 😭you are a cheat!
mr nosy:dont showcase yourself as miss perfect...u kissed mr cheeky on the marriage day on ur owners!
mrs nosy:jooth...big lie...that was miss lippy not me...i didnt even get a chance to touch mr cheeky😭
mr nosy:so if u have got a chance u have done it right?😡
mrs nosy:no...i dont like him...his stubles will prick me hard...looks like a thorny forest😆 😆
mr nosy:so whats next.?iam sorry!
mrs nosy:keep your sorry for yourself😕
mr nosy comes closer to mrs nosy and whispers"iam really sorry meri jaan...
who will go for others when i have a beautiful wife"
mr nosy softens but fakes anger
mr nosy comes more closer and kisses mrs nosy😳 😳
mrs nosy smiles and kisses back
(iss pyaar ko...tune plays in the bg)
meerab's os
OS-Mr. nose agnihotri's colourful past
Mr. nose recalled the day when he first met miss hairy kirloskar due to their owners very first romance...😆😆😆
As owners were busy ...so mr.nose also take chance pe dance...he came close to miss hairy kirloskar and said...hi...mr. nose agnihotri...naam tu sunna hoga????...😉
😉
Miss hairy kirloskar:no i m hearing this name for the first time in my life...nice name anyways...😛
Mr. nose:dosti karogi gi muhjse??...people really believe i m a good friend...
😉
Miss hairy kirloskar:yeah...sure...nice to meet u ...mr.nose agnihotri...😊
And they soon realize that their relation is something more than friendship...they started spending time with each other...till the day...agnihotri's wanted miss nosey tina as their bahu...as mr. nose agnihotri's wife...😡
Miss hairy kirloskar was feeling jealous and was angry with mr.nose...😡
Mr. nose tried to make her understand the situation that he will not marry her ...but she was not ready to hear anything...miss hairy said...go do all for that churail nosey tina ...main kon hoon jis ke liye aap kuch karen???...😡
Mr.nose:gets romantic ...came closer to hairy kirloskar...sniffed her fragnance and said...in a husky voice...batao kya karoon main????...😳
Miss hairy kirloskar feeling shy and confused🤢...asked him to leave...😕
It was later with time they realized that they were having crush on eachother...they don't love eachother...😛
Soon they found new partners...😉
Miss hairy kirloskar went for mr.chesty while mr.nose was having his second crush on miss eary kirloskar...😉
So it took really long for mr. nose to meet his real love...his soulmate...miss nosey kirloskar...😳
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OS-Mr. Arm Agnihotri and Miss Bumpy Kirloskar
Mr.arm agnihotri tried to lift miss bumpy kirloskar by force...
Miss bumpy kirloskar:i will manage my work myself...don't need u...leave me now...she resisted ...tried to get free but arm agnihotri held her more tightly...
Mr. arm agnihotri:don't forget ur place in my life ...i am lifting you bumpy kirloskar because of my owner...do u get that...he shouted on bumpy giving her devilish smirks...
Miss bumpy kirloskar:gave him a killer look...
Mr.arm agnihotri: hey ...stop staring...stop showing me this attitude...if i didn't support u na...then u will be there on the floor with some serious fractures...understand that...he again smiled...
Miss bumpy kirloskar was still trying to free herself fom arm agnihotri's clutches but all he doing ...was pullying her closer and closer and finally hugged her for long...giving her smirks...
Mr.arm agnihotri:in a husky voice...khussey mein tum aur bhi zaida khubsurat lagti ho...
Miss bumpy kirloskar:choriye mujhe arm agnihotri...what u think about yourself...aap ne mujhe chooney ka ya merey qareeb aaney ka haq kho diya hai...samjhey aap...ab choriye mujhe...she said angrily...
After long struggle...arm agnihotri put her down...bumpy kirloskar fuming in anger just left the place...
Poor miss bumpy was confused at his changed attitude today...the same way her owner kirloskar was confused at his owner agnihotri's behavior...
Little innocent kavya eyes agnihotri were watching them from a distance unable to understand what's happening between them...
Shlok:was looking at the teddy placed on his bed...he said...oh GOD astha still plays with toys...i don't believe this...
Suddenly he get startled at the voice saying...hey u...i am not a toy...u get that...
Shlok:who is saying this ???...he searched for someone's presence...but there was no one except teddy...
Shlok:lagta hai raat kuch zaida pi li main ne...
Teddy:nashey mein nahi ho tum shlok beta...yeh meriii awazzz hai...jisey tum toy keh rahey ho...
Shlok:shocked...what r u saying man???how can a teddy speak???...
Teddy:tedyy nahi hoon main ...junior shlok agnihotri hoon main...
Shlok:whattt????...shlok agnihotri woh bi junior copy...he laughed a lot...
Teddy:got irritated ...stop it...i said just stop it...astha calls me junior shlok agnihotri...he said proudly...
Shlok:hahahahahahaha...he called u junior shlok agnihotri ...kya hai tum main shlok agnihotri jaisa?????...
Teddy:astha loves me more than u that matters mr.senior shlok...
Shlok:leave it...she loves me only...don't u see last night on our suhagraat how i appreciate her beauty...
Teddy:well i was feeling jealous...so i turned my face to other side...but the way you manhandle her... i love that...now astha will be mine...
Teddy:how many kisses i got in ur name ...u even cann't imagine...senior shlok...
Shlok:control your togue...she is just mine...my wife...don't speak nonsense about her...understand...
Teddy:u try to understand...leave her for me...i will keep her always happy...i will give her all the love she needs...
Shlok:being a possessive lover held teddy's neck...and asks him to get out of astha's life ...otherwise...
Teddy:otherwise kya kare ka shlok agnihotri...shout karney ke siwa...
Shlok:got angry...and tore the teddy in pieces...
Shlok:i am the only shlok agnihotri...and astha is mine...so better don't mess with me...
Poor teddy lost his life because of astha's love...thinking himself to be the junior shlok agnihotri...the fool teddy challenged shlok agnihotri...
PREPARATIONS FOR NACH BALIYE😉(honeymoon special)
all partners are exchanging eyelocks"is it true"
"is it true"😲 😲
mr lippy winked at mrs lippy
mr lippy:darling is there any chance for a butterfly dance(i mean kiss)
miss lippy:hey mr be in your limits😈am not ready to dance with you..go and ask your ex miss silky hairy😡idiot cheat!
mr lippy:i would have very well asked but only true partners are allowed😕
miss lippy sighed in relief
miss lippy:thats good..now take rest we are not going to participate
mr lippy stood disappointed!😭
mr handie-the perfect bad boy our casinova in on cloud nine
mr handie:finally...munni badnam hui darling tere liye
but he is in a dilemma🤔with ehom he will dance out of his 101 girlfriends🤔?
miss waisty:😡 😡hey bappa save me from that bad boy mr handie...i dont want to participate please😲
mr nosy:honey any chance for chance pe dance!
mrs nosy :when our owners are asleep😉
mr nosy:but honey what if they didnt sleep on same bed
mrs nosy:hope that varad agnihori have some sense and booked a single bedroom flat with no couches /recliners!pls bappa!
miss doe-(eye):😳😳😳
mr honey brown:dont worry meri jaan we will rock in this nach baliye😎...however tougher the competitions,we will have all the chances for our teri meri prem kahani...😉
so here comes the hot sizzling couples for the nachbaliye--
who will impress the judges?who will lose?who will keep our eyes hooked...stay tunes to iss pyaar ki nach baliye😉
sorry guys just wrote it in 2 mins...sorry if i disappointed you!
os by neelum
The night air was cold, where it touched goosebumps were raised but miss ear was more vulnerable than most because it didn't have any hairs and it was laid bare to the world by her owner who was deep in sleep.
Miss eary was starting to feel quite distressed and her pleas were unanswered by her owner. Suddenly a more heavier current of airs came through the window and the owner feeling it moved away from it in sleep and curled into the body beside it.
Miss eary let out a happy shriek as it touched something toasty warm. The heat began to seep in and miss eary was very thankful for this comfort.
Slowly she started feeling dozzy and started to sleep but suddenly the source of heat moved away and hot breath started to tickle her. miss eary was baffled and let out ,''what the..''
and then she realized, it was ''him''. you know, the one your mummies warn you about, yes ladies and gentleman , it was ''mr lips''.
It was first encounter of miss eary with the rake of town but she had heard all about him from her fellow body parts. She was feeling angry but with it there was a spark of curiosity too.
Finally, she decided to speak.
mr lippy:honey feeling coldmiss eary:hmm😳 😳
mr lippy:shall i give you some heat..
they kisses😳
os by neelum and lechu
some people never learns!😆😉
os by neelum and lechu
mr nosy has recovered from the last allergy(in my last os)😆
but he will never learn!
mr nosy:hey miss silky!
miss silky:hmmm😳
mr nosy:which shampoo you are using?
miss silky:i didnt notice🤔
mr nosy:now let me check honey...😉
miss silky: no, stay away, i am not that kind of hair, u know the one who flirts with other people cheek or get entangled in button😆
mr nosy:whats wrong with you girl...am i not handsome..am i not hot?
miss silky:mr nosy agnihotri stay away😡to me u r a stranger
mr nosy:how dare u mess with me...i will ge 100 girls if i want...you are only a woman ..keep in mind!...tum ek "aurat"..hum😡😆
miss silky: oh acha and from where does ''marad''comes from??
mr nosy:go and ask your ex😡 😡
mr nosy leaves mr silky and approaches miss cheeky!
again in kameena mod!
mr nosy:honey...my beauty...how are u?
miss cheeky: tum phir aa gaya🤣...tumhara ghar ma koi mom cheek, bahan cheek nahi hai
🤣
mr nosy:i didnt apprach you to give our census information!look miss cheeky..we have lot other matters to dicuss!
miss cheeky:im least interested...you are engaged..go and talk to her.oh..
whats her name...nosy...ha nosy kirloskar!who am i to you?
Mr nosy: dekho i am in love with miss nosy but she doesn't give me a look..plz help me get her jealous..plz. i know you like mr. chest i promise i will get you two together just pretend to be in love with me 😳
miss cheeky:😲 😲how did you know that?
mr nosy:after all am nosy agnihotri😎
miss cheeky:but no too much touchy touchy😳
mr nosy:the more touchy...the more will be the impact on our partners!now what say
miss cheeky:allow me to breath,let me think🤔
mr. nosy: think of it as your good deed of the year😆
miss cheeky:hmm...ok...only butterfly kisses allowed..and ask ur brother mr lippy not to interfere!😈
mr nosy: oka y we have a deal. so lets get started...
sayyian ve starts in BG
miss cheeky:ouch that idiot mr cheeky is poking me with his thorns!🤣
mr nosy:lost in miss cheeky says ''what did u say''?
miss cheeky:are u dumb?look mr cheeky is poking me 😭
mr nosy kisses miss cheeky there
mr nosy:nee baby...dont cry ...he kisses her again
how do you feel now!
miss cheeky:😳 😳too good(she actually forgot their plan)
mr nosy:shall i continue?😛
miss cheeky:chi...too naughty😉
(oh my god lechu now they started their ilu ilu😲😲😲)
mr nosy: naughty is my middle name
miss cheeky: besharam is more apt
mr nosy: english ma wohi banta hai🤣
(true neelum mr nosy and cheeky was totally lost in each other today)
miss cheeky:enough...chodiye mujhe😳please...
mr nosy gave his final strong smootch...you look so beautiful...and damm hot when you are blushing
miss cheeky:☺️☺️enough...please leave...this is enough for our IF memberes!🤣
otherwise they will totally misunderstand our owners!
mr nosy:for my owners sake am leaving you today...
but whispered before leaving
mr nosy:will be continued sweety😉
Edited by -LECHU- - 12 years ago
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