Cricket jokes.....Funny..

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Rajesh

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Posted: 18 years ago

Hello friends...raj here...sending some jokes on cricket, hope you will enjoy it....

1)...Why India lost World cup final 2003 ?????????

***********Very serious matter **********

Reason:

Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer.....

The teams that qualified for the super six stage...

India ,Sri Lanka,Australia, New Zealand ,Kenya,Zimabawe .

Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia,Australasia &
Africa resp .

The teams that have the last alphabet "a" in their names qualified for the
semifinals viz.

Indi'a' , Australi'a' , Keny'a' & Sri Lank'a'.

The teams that have alphabets "ia" at the last of their name qualified for
the Final i.e

Ind "ia" & Austral"ia ".

Now,

Kisne World Cup ''lia'' - Austra"lia"

Kisne World Cup "dia" - In"dia"......!!!

2)Rameez: Hello, Inzy a tremendous win by Pakistan today, what do you think is the reason for you win?

Inzy: Insha Allah,First of all I'd like to thank Allah..... Yeah all the credit goes to the boys, everyone was good at the field, especially Afridi was good with the bat.

Rameez: Any how congrats on that win, well it seems that your wife is a pregnant...
Inzy: Yeah Rameez... all the credit goes to the boys, everyone was good at the field, especially Afridi was good with the bat.

3)...After the shameful defeat of Indian cricket team in
final of PEPSI CUP 99 in Bangalore, the team members were not able to
show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and
rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Dravid could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be
able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a
Sardar and goes out. he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets
him "Hi Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and
makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet same
again - the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another
try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain
- the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking,

"How did you recognise me?"

The lady replied - "I am Javagal Srinath!"...