In case you need proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(Especially made for the shoplifters)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(How then???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(That's just a suggestion).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(Unless you don't turn the heat on)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate achinery
after taking this medication."
(Are they qualified to do so though?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Well, that's the point!)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(Does it? I never knew that!!!!!)
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Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
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