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Yes we might as well learn how this is done from Sandy, since we have spent two years travelling down one road and now find we are backtracking and starting again on another road that looks suspiciously like the first road...but...
First shock of the evening was Bhabo holding Bhabasa's hand and saying dhanyavad for being by her side all these years. Sandy looked at them as if she was watching the last happy scene of a Rajesh Khanna-Hema Malini movie. ☺️Movie even ended with a solo dance and fade to black. Sigh.
Sandy is left standing thinking...ayye! I haven't fulfilled a single one of my marriage vows! Quite a harsh indictment.
Sandy has a new dream. Suraj ji ! I want to marry again!
Whom are you going to marry? 🤓
Of course YOU Suraj ji. Come on now. Let's face it. Now we know each other better and...oh yeah we also love each other.. We've already done the arranged marriage. Now let's have a love marriage.
What nonsense. You're just giddy from the filmy scene just before. Only my mama papa can pull off those stunts and look convincing. Okay fine. Here's a candle. Let's redo the vows.
Nooo. I want to do it properly, with Bhabo by my side.
If this is how sandy is going to behave for the rest of the episode...which unfortunately she did, I'll watch Kanha speeding around RM in his new wheels, Pari practising her Bhabo mania from a young age (yes she only takes medicine from Bhabo's hand), Vikky carrying on an entire conversation with Bhabasa under his breath and I could hear every word so clearly!
Sandy's agitated sign language only made Suraj lose his memory...temporarily and he couldn't ask Bhabo's permission for a remarriage. But the temple trip has been ordered by Maasa and so it's a convenient way for Sandy to go ahead with the repeat shaadi. She went totally insane and threatened Suraj in her head/under her breath/out loud ...it's all the same level of subtlety with her ... I will marry you if it's the last thing I do! I swear on every precious thing in the GG room! 😈
Can anybody happily consent to this forced marriage to a vamp? Dabhily, shall we plan a rescue mission and go sing a song to distract Sandy Baddie and help Suraj escape this deranged woman?
Apparently, this is all an exact mirror image of what happened two years ago. Yes, yes. Two years ago, Sandy was forced to marry a man she didn't know. They then went to the temple to perform some religious obligations. While staying there, all of them sharing a room, an ant bit Sandy while she tried to sleep. Suraj saw the ant but was separated from Sandy by Bhabo in the middle and so...despite his best efforts, couldn't prevent the ant from biting.
So this time round, Suraj is going to marry a woman he hardly recognises now. Forced to. That's why he has this long face from now till Friday. He will go through the rituals with a poker face and refuse to look at Sandy. Sandy meanwhile will gaze at him and even try to smile. After this is done, they will be in that room. Instead of ant, Sandy will try to put mehndi on Suraj's hand and will fail.But just to make things doubly awkward for Suraj, she'll dive under the covers with him right under Bhabo's nose.
They return to Rathi Mansion and Suraj is fuming. Then he gets a shock. Sandy didn't really pass the UPSC exams. She pretended to fool him. All along, her plan was to marry him a second time. This is too much for Suraj. He goes and sits with the cow in the rain...
Later...GG room for the SR. Suraj screams ...'Alright! Do whatever you want to do!'
If any of the above happens, and it seems very likely it will, then we can finally call it even. But will we be able to finally see a Sandy who understood what just happened? 🤔
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