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DIARY of a QHian: Putting words in my mouth, Ms. Faruqui???đ˛đ
Nov 15:
Dear diary,
Asad Miyan is no match for Zoya!
He was being played the whole time...remember this started with him wiping the jam of her face and treating her like a kidđ...somthing that irked her into challenging him...and like a fool, he had accepted!đ
BIG MISTAKE, Mr. Khanđ...you cannot win an argument with Zoya Faruqui...she will make you sweat until you swear you love her as she is...the complete package! If Zoya changes, it will be for you...in future, only if she feels she needs to change ceratin things about herself...door door ki baat hai!
So, what happened today?đł
Zoya chided Asad for not sticking on to the end of the bargain...giving into his unartistic, uncreative'đ need to correct a beautifully messed up room!đĄ Therefore, she has task number two for him...to get out of the boredom of his perfectly planned life!
In true Zoya Faruqui style, he is invited to dinner in bed...that too, with the most dangerous food on the planet...the PIZZAđ˛... Aren't you feeling adventurous, Mr. Khan?đ
Does not the prospect of eating in your bed, ignoring the restrictions imposed on you as a child, excite you?
Rip the packet,
Spill the Chips.
Tear the Pizza,
Mess up your bed.
Lick your fingers,
And clean em on the sheet.
Is this not heaven on earth?
(đWah Wah! Wah Wah! I am becoming quite a shayar!đłđ)
Aur Asad Miyan ne haar maan liya!đ˛ Itni aasani se! And he mouths the very dialogues that Zoya wanted him to, her listening with a know it all expression.đĽąđ
So, why do You love me, if I am so different from you?đĽą
You might be different from me, but none of it matters...I ove everything about you...even your messiness.âď¸
So, will you try to change me?đĽą
Absolutely not, Ma'am...âď¸
Hmmm..You missed out on the khoobsoorat bit...đĽą
BEHAD KHOOBSOORATđłđłđł... (Thank God I don't have to lie about that! đ¤Waise bhi main jhoot se zak nafrat karta hoon!đ)
GAME, SET AND MATCH to MISS FARUQUI...đđđ
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What else was there?đ
AyRa: Hmmphhh..These two will overtake AsYa soonđĄ...inke bachhe pehle aayengeđ...yeh law of nature ko qubool nahi hai..Jaa, Vicky, jaa...kar le, apna movie...go on a business deal abroad. Let Humeira dream some hot dreams...âşď¸đ
OK. Getting serious...that was a good scene.đ Ayan and Humeira- Childhood friends...neither knew when they turned into lovers...but they know each other inside out...Humeira has been a part of his childhood, and truly, she knows him better than himself. (That does not mean she will be patient and understanding when he brings a nakli sauten home...GIRL POWER!đđź)
Raz and the shocker:
Poor Billlo is deglamourised...of course, she will be back with a bang...
The letter...the gift...this is all Billo's typical style. She did not look shaken when the maulavis were badmouthing her...in fact, she was seething in anger. She is a seasoned player...she knows Raz will come for her, the first thing. But she has an accomplice...Vikram, our old friend? Can't really say...but I find it hard to believe that the Tanveer who played so many games, and is an excellent actress is not leading Raz on...let us see...đł
Sauten ya Sisters: Han Haan wohi purani kahani...new tricks, old game...and I am not complaining Gul...I asked for Positive AsYa when all this was coming, and U gave me just that. Ande you have seriously toned down the cheapness of the track. It is not ugly any more...đ
Rashid's dilemma: How to???đđđ
Good Night and Have a great weekend!đ¤
