10 Bollywood Actors We'd Love To Send To Mars
Posted November 06, 2013 @ 13:07 pm
by MTV Editor
India, on Tuesday, launched its first spacecraft bound for Mars; a complex mission that it hopes will demonstrate and advance technologies for space travel. Hundreds of people watched the rocket carrying the Mars orbiter take off from the east-coast island of Sriharikota and streak across the sky.
Such is our excitement to get to Mars that over 8,000 Indians have so far signed up for the one-way trip to Mars, Project Mars One, and settle down on the red planet. Here are 10 Bollywood Actors We Wish Were Part Of Those 8000:
1. Vivek Oberoi
Krrish 3 might be minting money with every show but Vivek's portrayal of villainous mastermind, Kaal, made us earnestly believe that Mars needs him more.
2. Kangana Ranaut
We are actually doing dear ol' Kangana a favour by nominating her! Did you happen to see her "dream sequence" number in Krrish? She'll be right at home. We're actually the good guys.
3. Arjun Rampal
We have enough and more plastic on this planet already. What is a planet without a good looking mannequin?
4. Armaan Kohli
Okay, it maybe a stretch calling him a Bollywood actor, but how can we forget the emotionally scarring ordeal, Jaani Dushman? Here's hoping he gets there in time for evolution.
5. Mallika Sherawat
Mallika is the equivalent of a Bollywood brain fart. We only really want to test the theory of survival of the fittest.
6. Tusshar Kapoor
Tusshar Kapoor has failed in communicating with human beings over the past few years; however, he has mastered the Morse code thanks to Rohit Shetty. Here's hoping.
7. Kamaal R Khan
Every civilization needs a village idiot and we can't survive anymore of his "insightful reviews" and conspiracy theories. Kiss to Earth and kick to KRK?
8. Uday Chopra
After the release of Dhoom 3, Uday Chopra would've served his purpose. Uday Chopra can be a phenomenal benchmark that Martians can use to standardize intelligence.
9. Harman Baweja
Hasn't he already left? No? Remember Love 2050?
10. Ajay Devgn
Son of Sardar is reason enough for Ajay Devgn to earn an eviction. Also, Himmatwala. Bol Bachchan, Tezz, Rascals, Golmaal 3, London Dreams. We're already running out of oxygen. Come to think of it U, Me Aur Hum' earned him a one way couple ticket.
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