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Oh yes Dhakkan!! You've done it !!!
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WELCOME ALL TO THE STUNNERZ PARTYOF AVRIL
Yeah, finally Dhakkan became the Stunning Stunnerz
She stopped it for so long... and when she couldn't take it anymore...
She let go...
and had beCum a stunnerz akele akele chupke se
But then would we ever let her party alone, would we?
Party ki toh Treat toh leni hi hai
Chalo chalo lets get to the business and do some Jhoot moot ki tareef of this newly turned Purple Alien 😆
She is the craziest of the lot, believe me when I say crazy
She is certainly not a person to mess around with
Kyun ki yeh bahot hi khatarnaak Praani hai
She is the most pakau as well as the most interesting person I've ever met
She is a Creepy Cumeeni
She is the ladaku of this forum
She is the real Badass Dhakkan
And she is also the happy go lucky type girl
The ultimate Ispammer of this forum
Whenever she comes in a bashing post, all the pankhies suit up
But they are no match for her
But they are no match for her
And she don't give a shit about them
She does all the Keeda in the forum and then escapes slyly without getting in trouble.
She is a true friend, if you ever need her help, she'd go out of her way to help you out.
But by any chance if you happen to be one of her best friends, and come knocking at her door for help...
Either she would shoo you away
(or)
She would push you further more in trouble
And laughs at your miseries
But if things slip out of hand, she'd step in and come to the rescue of her friends
And kick their trouble maker's rear
That is why she is totally weird
Her Stunnerz journey had been a total roller coaster ride
And she dragged us also along with her
Ultmately you are left feeling like this in her company
And we are proud to be her friends
So, me thinking is Vichitra Prani ne IF par pahela kadam kab rakha?
So Me and Thullu...
...went to CID and took their help
But Daya nahi maana
Unable to complete his mission, an ashamed ACP hid in the toilet.
But Thullu broke into his Toilet
And gave him pet dard ( loose motion) ki goli
So, as a last resort we asked the oldest and the one and only REAL man of IF The Vijay Bhasher!!
He told us her ishtory...
Avril named Alien was a rebellious vagabond
Who used to be a Basher in Geet forum back in 2009
She was a real pain in the ass...sabko tang karing...
An exasperated Vijju bribed her with a JALDI KHOL PM to stop her Keedagiri
Now that she has reformed and mellowed down her bashing just a little, but mind you she still has that bashing spark alive,
'cuz every once in a while we get to see it 😆
Moving on...we asked Dhakkan a couple of questions to know how her Hatela Bheja works
Some more general questions
On her preferences..
Vijju Da ke upar...to test her mind more
On how she became IF Stunnerz
But her answers left us with no answers
We asked our top favourite celebrities on how they are feeling after watching her become Purple, and give her their wishes, this is what they said...
A smiling Ishmile Darbar said,
Avril's Vijju Bhaiyya
Dhakkan's Arnav and our sick little private joke between me and Dhakkan, samajhne wale samajh jao 😉
Our one and only Potty Da
CID peepal were also in shaak at first!!
Finally Dhakkan gets her say
Chalo bey,,,sab wish karo meri Dhakkan ko
Party 🥳 
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