ROMEO & JULIET
( A saga of the unrequited love of Romeos,Cardboard boxes & Perverts..)
Characters :
Juliet : Jassi
Romeo ( no.1 ) : Parvatlal
Romeo ( no.2 ) : CJ
Romeo (no.3) : Armaan
other side-characters : Rhea,Jo,The DOORMAT of CJ'S house
( Situation : Romeo climbs up to the balcony of Juliet's room at night,where she's waiting for him )
Juliet ( jassi ) : Oh my dear dear Pervert,how did u manage to come up here ?
Romeo ( parvatlal ) : oh dont u know darling,i can manage it all.........after all........Bahut ucheeeeee cheez hain hum !
( Meanwhile,Romeo No.2 ( CJ ) arrives,he too climbs Juliet's balcony )
Juliet : Oh My dear dear PINKY,how did u manage to climb ?
Romeo ( CJ ) : With the help of my cardboard-boxes & this rope which i made frm all my PINK towels,they always come in handy u know !
Juliet ( turns PINK with blushing ) : but wht have u brought for me,PINKY DARLING......
Romeo : I have brought this PINK rose for u in a Cardboard-box darling.......
( Now,the third and final Romeo ( Armaan ) arrives,and climbs her Balcony )
Juliet : ohhhh my dear Johny Walker,Bagpiper and Old monk,how did u manage to climb ?
Romeo ( Armaan ) : 4get abt how i climbed,look wht i've brought for u darling...
Juliet : oh wht is it ? pls tell me my dear Romeo.......
Romeo : A book containing as much as 100001 names ! now u can change as many as u want ! & u'll never run out of any too !!!!
Juliet ( dumping the first 2 Romeos ) : ohhhh.........this is the ultimate gift for me ! now i know u r my ultimate Romeo !
hence Romeo ( the 3rd ) and Juliet live happily ever after.....
Later on : Mr.Pervert ( Romeo No.1 ) finds his ultimate match in Rhea and they both go to Mt.EVEREST ( the most ucheeee cheez on earth ) and live happily.
CJ ( Romeo No.2 ) finds his Soul-mate in Mallika and they both go to Switzerland for their Honeymoon,where they buy more CardBoard-Boxes and Pink Lingerie than ever b4 !
While Jo falls in love with the DOORMAT of CJ's house and they both get married and soon have two Welcome-Mats ( Kids,Tht is )
So who do u think made the best Romeo for Jassi ( our Juliet ) ????
now take the story forward.......but remember.......it shud be absolutely MEANINGLESS - Like this Story is.........